山形健

新华网等   2020-08-11 04:18:53

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如果不是顾忌着崇祯宝钞现在还没有达到全球通用并且坚挺无比的程度,崇祯皇帝甚至敢去玩一玩货币战争。至于说没有经验什么的,无所谓的事儿,毕竟可以先拿南边的那些猴子做试验——这些家伙不是动不动就要被他们的美国干爹剪羊毛?通过数学换算公式可得,美国干爹能剪,大明亲爸爸更能剪。本来就想着已经弄死这些个猴子了,在此之前先拿他们试验一下貌似也没啥问题?想到就要行动,崇祯皇帝从来不会把自己的想法拖的太久——思维容易跑偏,一跑偏就容易忘记。温体仁和郭允厚等一干大佬就是在这种情况下被召进宫的。虽然几人在进宫的时候都是一脸懵逼,但是心里却都是明镜一般,肯定是自己家的这位老大不知道又想出什么阴损招数或者其他事儿打算坑人了。当然,坑的是谁这事儿不太好说,毕竟这位皇帝陛下的前科在那儿摆着,不光坑外族,连自己人也坑。果不其然,崇祯皇帝的第一句话就让在场的这些大佬们有点懵逼的感觉:“现在我大明的崇祯宝钞,海外诸番可有使用?”听到崇祯皇帝的问话之后,温体仁等人还没有回答,许显纯的额头和后背上就已经冒出了冷汗。四十多岁的许显纯夸一句虎背熊腰也丝毫不为过,但是面对着小白脸一样的崇祯皇帝时,心里的压力绝对不比在场的文官们小。平时还少一些,但是这一回崇祯皇帝问的事情,别人不知道,他这个锦衣卫的大头子怎么可能不知道。也不待温体仁等人回答,许显纯就赶忙躬身道:“启奏陛下,罪臣有事要禀告陛下?”崇祯皇帝意外的瞧了许显纯一眼,虽然不知道这家伙抽什么疯居然自称为罪臣,但是还是开口道:“什么事情?”许显纯趁着崇祯皇帝说话的功夫,赶紧的把说辞从脑子中过了一遍,开口道:“启奏陛下,罪臣接到锦衣卫广东和福建那边传回的消息,有不少番国商人想要携带崇祯宝钞回国。”一听到许显纯的话,崇祯皇帝大概也就猜出来是怎么回事儿了,要不然这家伙不会自称为罪臣:“然后呢?”许显纯躬身道:“然后,当地的锦衣卫把这些番邦商人都给暗中处理掉了,大明宝钞没有被带出去。”……就知道是这么个结果!锦衣卫的这些家伙们之前接到的命令是不许大明的好东西流出国境——宝钞不是好东西,那还有什么东西是好东西?有蛮子想要带走宝钞?是想拿回去高价卖出还是想要拿回去仿制然后回来祸害大明?被崇祯皇帝传染了被迫害妄想症的锦衣卫虽然没有权利和胆子对大明百姓们怎么样,但是对于这些个蛮子可就很有本事和胆子了。反正蛮子们不算人,弄死了也就弄死了,事后向上边写个奏报,把那些崇祯宝钞二一添作五,自己留下一半上缴一半,既立功还发财,简直完美。事实也正是如此,就连这事儿汇总到了许显纯手里的时候,许显纯也没把这事当成什么了不起的大事儿——反正死的是蛮子,无所谓的啦。然后今天崇祯皇帝一问起来,许显纯的心里就本能的发虚。是不是崇祯皇帝又从哪里得到了什么消息?还是说是希望这些蛮子们能把宝钞给带出去?不管哪一个,自己先请罪肯定是没错的——哪怕是崇祯皇帝不希望这些蛮子们把宝钞带出大明,自己这个态度肯定是没问题的!崇祯皇帝揉了揉额头,然后才开口道:“以前的就算了,朕没有通知尔等,也怪不得你们。回头通知锦衣卫和东西厂,以后这些蛮子们想要带宝钞出去就让他们带,不要再拦着截杀了!”说完之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光投向了许显纯:“朕想知道,这些番国商人在哪里兑换的宝钞?”许显纯躬身道:“启奏陛下,那些番国商人手中的宝钞,是溢价从我大明商人和百姓手中买的。”崇祯皇帝也是无语至极——拿钱买钱?脑袋让驴踢了吧?去银行网点直接兑换不就行了?许显纯接下来就解释了为什么会出现拿钱买钱的原因:“最开始的时候确实有蛮子想要去银行兑换宝钞,但是银行的小吏却直接把人给赶出去了。”……无语至极的崇祯皇帝再一次揉起了额头。这他娘的都是些什么事儿啊,锦衣卫不把蛮子当人看,肆意截杀也就算了,银行的小吏居然也拿蛮子不当人,连兑换业务都不给提供。剩下的事儿,已经不需要许显纯再说了,崇祯皇帝已经可以猜测出个大概了。蛮子商人来了大明想要做生意,然后发现银子不如宝钞受欢迎,所以就想着去银行把银子换成宝钞。如今大明的银行小吏都是识字的,身份也是半官方的吏,可不是后世那些视客户和钞票为上帝的银行职员——理所当然的,没把蛮子们当人的这些小吏们根本就瞧不上蛮子们手里挥舞着的银子,而是直接把人赶走了事。正规路子换不到宝钞,不代表其他的路子换不到,就像是后世某个时期的外汇券一样,想换总是有办法的。最起码大明这些手里有宝钞的百姓和大商人们就借机发了一笔财——十贯面值的宝钞,要让蛮子商人拿十二两银子来换。爱换换,不换滚,就这态度,不接受投诉。然后忍着血泪换到了宝钞的蛮子们在回国的时候自然也想带一些回去,等着下次再来的时候好使用。理想很丰满,现实很骨感,蛮子们拿银子换宝钞的动静自然小不了,被锦衣卫盯上也就成了情理之中的事。然后锦衣卫就把携带大量宝钞出境的蛮子商人们给暗中作掉了,至于是做梦死还是喝水死,这个不太好说,总之蛮子们死了好几个。当然,也不是没有蛮子把宝钞带出去,但是带走的都是一些藏的比较隐秘而且面值比较小,没有被锦衣卫给盯上的那些家伙。对于小吏和锦衣卫的态度,崇祯皇帝是非常满意的,自然也就不可能责罚他们,更谈不上什么许显纯请罪一类的问题了。但是一直这么下去可不行。宝钞不流通到南洋猴子那里,他们的金银怎么流向大明?不让他们以后都用上宝钞,怎么给他们玩个金融风暴什么的?所以崇祯皇帝才会让许显纯通知锦衣卫,不要再管这些蛮子们携带宝钞回国。至于银行小吏们的态度,崇祯皇帝却是没怎么在乎。自己已经捞到了最大的好处,民间的百姓和商人们捞好处怎么了?不就是会因此而漏掉一部分的税?蛮子们高价用银子换宝钞,且随他们换去,让百姓和商人们也落得一些好处,自己也不会亏到哪儿去。但是长此以往肯定也是不行的。想了想,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“郭爱卿回头也通知一下,凡是没有我大明户籍的蛮子们兑换宝钞也可以,与民间汇率同样,十贯宝钞需要十二两银子。”头发已经全白的郭允厚躬身应了,却又好奇的问道:“陛下,崇祯宝钞如今发行虽多,也堪堪够民间所需,为何还要放开给那些蛮子们兑换?”不知道吧?不知道是因为你们不知道后世的鹰酱为什么牛逼!因为鹰酱家里的武器和大兵?崇祯皇帝承认,这两样东西确实牛逼,但是这也是相对来说的,要看鹰酱对面的是谁。五大流氓是一个等级的,其他的国家又是一个等级的——汉斯猫的军工再牛逼,在五大流氓看来,也不会比骆驼和黑叔叔们强到哪儿去。那为什么鹰酱还能压制着全世界?还不是因为鹰酱手里的绿币!为什么兔子一直在计划着玩什么人民币结算?还不是想着自己家的钞票能世界通用,然后好等到自己强大的时候取代鹰酱?绿币在手,天下我有,靠着华尔街的精英们,鹰酱一直在吸着全世界的血来给自己续命——每次小钱钱不够用了,就剪一波世界的羊毛,尤其是像脚盆鸡那几个儿子,更是大剪特剪。广场协定了解一下?脚盆鸡当初叫嚣买下鹰酱却出现了房地产泡沫了解一下?如果不是有着世界货币在手里,每次都能吸血延寿,以鹰酱家那操蛋的情况,早就凉透了!鹰酱身为五大流氓之一都可以这么玩,身为全世界爸爸的大明凭什么不能?至于说鹰酱的套路,崇祯皇帝大概知道但是不会玩,但是也什么没关系——大明朝这么多人,有的是会玩的,自己一个皇帝只要提供思路,剩下的自然就有人去搞定。而且,当宝钞真正的通行了全球之后,大明就会真正的成为全世界的爸爸!当然,也有可能是猪圈管理员。崇祯皇帝的嘴角挂起一抹冷笑,开口道:“宝钞就是纸,想印多少没有?我大明承认这东西是银子,那它就比银子好使,我大明不承认,宝钞拿来擦,额……它就是废纸!等到蛮子们全部用上宝钞之后,我大明只要把百姓手里的宝钞换成新的,蛮子们的不予承认,那蛮子们手里还剩下什么?”温体仁和郭允厚等人一齐打了个寒颤,连许显纯也是一样。崇祯皇帝这一招实在是太损了些,蛮子们用上了宝钞,其实就意味着蛮子们手里的金银流入了大明。而大明不承认他们手里宝钞的时候,再想要金银,上哪里去弄?手里握着废纸是能吃还是能喝?拿来擦屁股都嫌硬!温体仁躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣以为仅靠民间推行宝钞,未免还是太慢了些,倒不如让鸿胪寺去召见那些番国使节,将用于购买他们粮食的金银换成宝钞?”郭允厚也点了点头:“启奏陛下,臣以为金银携带不便,而我大明与诸番之间的交易又比较大,用金银不如换成宝钞?”崇祯皇帝点了点头道:“这个是自然,金银哪儿有宝钞方便?朕上体天心,下顺民意,虽诸番蛮夷,朕亦视之为子民。”一番冠冕堂皇的话说完之后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“内阁、户部与鸿胪寺相商,看看以后与蛮子们的交易是不是可以用宝钞来进行结算。当然,可以自由选择嘛,番国之人第564章认怂郑芝凤觉得区区一片森林而已,就算是一颗树一棵树的砍下去,也有砍光的那一天,早晚的事儿。当然,这种事儿都是郑芝凤带着大明的士卒们在干,哪怕是慢了一些,也没让刚刚来到这里的倭国浪人们插手。这些浪人们都被分配到了郑芝虎的手下,去找原本生活在这片土地上的那些蛮子们麻烦去了。毕竟由倭国浪人杀蛮子跟让大明的士卒们杀蛮子根本就不是一个概念——倭国浪人杀了蛮子或者被蛮子们给反杀都无所谓,不过是区区一些银两的事儿,而且这些银两以后还会拿回来。大明的士卒们要是死伤多了一些,那才是真正的麻烦事儿,还是带着士卒们清理这片该死的森林为好。随着时间一点点的推进,区区的一片森林自然是没有拦住郑芝凤等人的脚步。别说是现在明军方面已经开始用火炮进行地毯式向前推进,就算是没有大炮,想要地毯式向森林内部推进也不是什么太大的问题。区别也不过是时间快慢的问题而已。深入了这片无名森林之后就消失的无影无踪的一个小旗部也被找到了,没有一个人活下来,全部死在了一起。尸体上面已经没有了一丝的血肉,只剩下了白森森的骨架和一些破破烂烂的布条,骨架的旁边随处散落着火铳和腰刀,弓弩,火折子以及其他一些乱七八糟的东西。通过周边依旧有些凌乱的痕迹可以看出这几个士卒是跟什么东西搏杀过的,郑芝凤甚至可以通过周围那些弹痕和刀剑的痕迹想像出当时的惨烈。几具骨架里面,除了四具是躺着的姿势外,有一架是面向北方而且保持了跪姿的。但是这具跪姿骨架的小腿处骨头分成了两截,上面还有着深深的牙印,明显是被什么东西咬断的,身前则横着骨架主人生前所佩带的腰刀。郑芝凤的脸色有些阴沉,只不过原本有些白皙的皮肤因为海上风吹日晒加上来到这片土地后的爆晒有些发黑,一时之间看不出来什么。明晃晃的太阳挂在天上,一束束的阳光穿过森林里茂密的树枝树叶洒在地上,被阳光照射后蒸腾而起的水气跟阳光的光束混在一块儿,形成一副仿若仙家盛景一般的图画。至于郑芝凤的身后,因为明军已经把树木都给清理掉,少了树枝和树叶的遮挡,大片的阳光晒的郑芝凤后背有些发烫。一冷一热,仅仅一步之遥。郑芝凤不是没有见过死人,战场上还有兄弟们死在自己的眼前。征战沙场就难免马革裹尸,当不得什么大事儿。走到了这具保持着跪姿的尸骨身前,郑芝凤觉得自己后背在发烫,甚至于连衣服都有种要被引燃的错觉。但是郑芝龙觉得自己整个人的心中却是在发冷,抬头看看眼前的尸骨和树林,一股不寒而栗的感觉从心底升起,刺的后背直发痒。一片森林,五个全副武装的士卒,就这么悄无声息的死在了这里,没能传递出一点儿的消息。如果不是今天找到了他们的尸骨,估计不会有任何人知道。尤其是眼前这具保持了跪姿的尸骨,很明显是腿断了之后无力行走,最终选择了自刎而亡。迟疑了片刻之后,郑芝凤慢慢的蹲下身子,轻轻伸出手,向着尸骨脖子间挂着的一块木牌伸去。郑芝凤觉得自己的动作已经尽量放轻,但是还没有等他完全提起木牌,眼前的尸骨再也没办法保持跪姿,稀里哗啦的就散在了地上。许是在这片阴暗潮湿的森林里时间太长了些,整块木牌又湿又滑,上面还长出了一些青苔,让人根本就无法分辨上面的字迹到底都写了些什么,只能一点点的顺着刻痕去清理。郑芝凤不信邪,反复的用手蹭着上面的青苔,用指甲顺着木牌上面的刻痕进行一点点的清理。“大明海军南海舰队前百户所小旗程入云”清理了半天,郑芝凤终于将木牌给清理了出来,堪堪可以看到上面的刻痕。郑芝凤强自忍了半天,风刚在见到这五具尸骨时就已经在眼眶中打转的泪水再也没能忍住,顺着眼角便滑落了下来。没有理会滑落的泪水,郑芝凤起身后便哽咽着吩咐道:“把这五位兄弟的尸骨都好生收殓,带回营地。其余人撤出这片森林!”等到一个小旗部的尸骨都收殓完,所有人也都从森林之中撤出,郑芝凤恨恨的望了一眼前方的森林,咬牙道:“换开花弹!给老子轰!老子要把这片林子彻底抹去!”郑芝凤的命令被彻底执行了下去,原本一望无迹的森林也没能抗过一天的时间就宣告被抹平。至于开花弹所造成的起火什么的,郑芝凤根本就不担心,明军士卒也没有一个人担心。这里的湿气太大,就算是着火,一会儿的工夫也会变成暗火,然后再变成一股股的黑烟,根本就不存在什么引发大火灾的问题。更别提森林之外已经提前挖出来了一条极宽的防火沟,就算是起了大火,也烧不到郑芝凤等人这个方向。回到大帐的郑芝凤阴沉着脸,脱去了盔甲之后就跳入了帐子中的水池,把头深深的埋进了水里。早就出了水池并擦干了身子的郑芝龙披着一件薄袍,等郑芝凤的脑袋从水里抬起来之后,才开口问道:“怎么了?”郑芝凤恨恨的道:“那个小旗部的兄弟们找到了,无一生还。”郑芝龙点了点头:“预料之中的事。那么大一片森林,他们没能走出来,携带的弹药和补给也注定他们撑不了太长的时间。说白了,就算是他们没遇上什么致命的危险,光是缺水和饥饿都能要了他们的命,哪怕是换成锦衣卫的人进去也是一样。”红着眼睛的郑芝凤怒道:“五个一起从大明出来的兄弟,没有死在跟蛮子们打仗的海上,没有死在吕宋,偏偏死在了这么一片森林里边!如果当初不是我下令让他们去探索这片该死的森林,他们就不会死的这么没有价值!”郑芝龙叹了一声,绕到了郑芝凤所在的位置,蹲下身子轻轻拍了拍郑芝凤的肩膀道:“他们是大明的士卒,这就是命!当初你不下这道命令,我也会下这道命令,一样会死人,区别在于死的可能是别人,而不是这五个兄弟。不管怎么说,这五个兄弟也告诉我们一件事,那就是森林危险,不得轻易进入,他们的死,也算值得了。”郑芝凤知道大哥郑芝龙在安慰自己,而且郑芝龙所说的也是事实。当兵打仗,哪有不死人的?不是死在战场上,就是死在去战场的路上,又有多少人上了战场还能囫囵着活下来的?长坂坡七进七出的赵子龙也仅仅只有一个,大明的士卒没有赵子龙的那般本事。但是明白归明白,心里难受归心里难受,拗不过这个弯来归拗不过弯。恨恨的捧起水洗了一把脸,又呸的一声将不小心渗入口中的水吐了出去,郑芝凤才道:“什么狗屁森林,我已经下令将之彻底抹去,以后那里再也不会有什么森林了!”郑芝龙闻言一愣,转而又拍了拍郑芝凤的肩膀,笑道:“抹去了就抹去了,以后不要再这么鲁莽了便是。”郑芝凤嗯了一声,之后便泡在水中,不再开口说话,让人摸不清楚他心里到底在想些什么。郑芝龙再一次的叹息一声,也不再理会郑芝凤,而是吩咐人去准备酒菜。像这种心结,别人没办法替,也没办法劝,只能依靠他自己走出来才行。走出来了,就是一名合格的军事统帅。走不出来,要么以后从文,要么就会成为一个废人。但是郑芝龙不想眼睁睁的看着小五成为一个废人,只能尽自己的一份薄力。酒菜很快就准备好了,一些简简单单的鱼肉,一壶酒。鱼是海里的鱼,肉是亲兵们猎到的小兽,经过舰队厨子精心的烹制,倒也别有一番味道。至于酒水,因为军中严禁饮酒但是又携带了酒精用于消毒,所以这些舰队的家伙们早几百年就发明了往酒精里掺水的玩法——能喝,喝不死人就行,不敢奢求太多。郑芝凤一口将杯子中的酒饮净,红着眼睛问道:“大哥,你说这些人死的到底值不值?他们会不会恨我?他们的家人会不会恨我?”郑芝龙再一次给郑芝凤将酒斟满,却又按住了郑芝凤想要端起杯子的手,盯着郑芝凤的眼睛道:“值!不会恨!”缓缓的松开按着郑芝凤的手之后,见郑芝凤没有再一次端起杯子的意思,郑芝龙才暗自舒了一口气,接着道:“就像我刚才跟你说的一样,命令你不下,就得由我下,他们不去,就得有别的同袍去。这就是命,做为一个士卒的命。在这种森林的面前,其实并不分什么士卒与将领,就算是你我带兵进去也是一样。像这种因为探路而亡的兄弟们,是属于阵亡,不是老死于病榻之上,更不是死于行军路上,光这个,就值!”再次叹了一口气后,郑芝龙又接着道:“老五,我知道你心里难受,我心里也不好受,他们还不如死在与佛朗机人的战场上,那样我心里还能痛快点儿。但是不成啊,路总得有人去探,想要替我大明占领这块土地,就必须得有人做出牺牲!别说是这五个兄弟,就算是领兵在外清剿蛮子的老二,谁又能保证他一定是安全的?谁又能保证你我一定是安全的?”郑芝凤嗯了一声,端起眼前的酒杯一饮而尽,重重的将酒杯顿在桌子上,又伸手从郑芝龙的手里夺过酒壶给自己斟满,才红着眼睛道:“我知道,我都明白,可是我就是心里难受!”望着又一饮而尽的郑芝凤,郑芝龙颇感无奈的道:“然后呢?你能让他们活过来还是我能让他们活过来?眼下我们要做的是收殓好兄弟们,把他们带回大明,让他们能进入忠烈祠得享血食。然后呢?然后我们还要继续探索这片土地,直到我们彻底摸清楚了这里的情况,直到这里彻底成为我大明所有!在这个过程中,必然会有兄弟们不断的死去,因为疾病,因为与蛮子们的交战,因为猛兽,因为看不见的危险。但是那又能怎么样?我们能停下探索的脚步吗?先不说陛下会不会饶了我们,也不说我们就此停下后是否对的起这些死去的兄弟们,光说你自己的心里,能过的去?”端起自己眼前的酒杯,将掺了水的酒精一饮而尽后,郑芝龙的眼睛也红了:“凭他娘的什么?这里的土地你看到了,到现在都没有入秋的意思,洒下种子就能结出粮食,凭什么归那些蛮子?凭什么不能归我大明所有?嗯?!我告诉你,这里必须是大明的,也只能是大明的!咱们兄弟做为大明的将领,就必须学会站到将领的角度去考虑问题,而不是像以前一样用海盗的想法来看问题!”从郑芝凤的手里夺回酒壶,自斟自饮了一杯后,郑芝龙的舌头已经有些打结:“以后,都是你聪明,你看问题比哥哥更长远。可是这一回,老五,你,不行!不能光想着什么兄弟情谊,你还得,还得记着你是大明的靖海侯,是开拓这片土地的先锋!”咣当一声,郑芝龙手里的酒壶便掉到了地上,酒水也洒了一地,脑子中的最后一个念头就是水掺少了……郑芝凤嘿嘿笑了一声,红着眼睛想要去捞起地上的酒壶,却不想没把握住身体的平衡,噗通一声便摔倒在地上,连着屁股底下的凳子也一起摔倒。在帐外的亲兵们冲进来后,只见郑芝龙趴在了杯盏狼藉的桌子上,郑芝凤倒在地上,脑袋不远处便是向外滴着酒的酒壶,两个人已经开始打起了鼾。第562章黑历史乌思藏宣慰思和朵甘思宣慰司这两个地方,换成后世的名字难免就会出一些问题,比如很有可能会遭到河蟹神兽的降维打击。但是在大明,这两个地方也就是两个普普通通的地方,根本就不存在什么降维打击的问题。理论上来说,直接调动当地和附近的大明卫所前去清场也不是不行,只不过这两个地方有些不可描述的存在,让崇祯皇帝一直心有顾虑。正好阿敏和莽古尔泰跳了出来,把这两个后世的主子爷给调过去处理那些不可描述的存在应该没什么问题了吧?毕竟都是主子嘛,奴才们还是不要参与这些破事儿的好。阿敏和莽古尔泰在接到五军都督府调令的时候是懵逼的。原本两个人想着的是带兵北上奴尔干都司去彻底怼死多尔衮,或者把多尔衮再赶往更北一些的方向。但是没曾想,五军都督府的调令根本就不是让两人带兵北上,而是命令两人带着正蓝旗和镶蓝旗经由好陈察哈尔西进,到凉卫卫之后再行南下。而且还不是一路直行南下,中间还要在察哈尔部南下,两个人带着几个亲兵入京面圣,之后还要在河套袄儿都司那里停留驻扎整训,为期三个月的集训期过后才能正式装备上火铳和火炮,然后携带这些装备南下赞善王驻地。大明在朵甘思宣慰司那里一共册封了八个王,分别是大宝法王﹑大乘法王﹑大慈法王和阐化王﹑护教王﹑赞善王﹑辅教王﹑阐教王。众封多建而统驭于朝廷的政策,在嘉靖年间来说都算是比较到位的,无论是法王还是地方王,都是受朝廷册封的,两个地区也算是比较稳定。但是后来,这两个地方的管理就慢慢的变了味了。倒不是法王和地方王开始作妖,而是和硕特汗国趁着大明没有精力顾着这边的时候开始作妖了。换言之,乌思藏宣慰司和朵甘思宣慰司虽然还在大明的治下,但是对于之前建奴在东边搞事情,万历年间又忙着三大征而无暇西顾,这两个地方实际上等于是接受了和硕特汗国的统治,表面上则是挂了一层大明属地的皮。如果是其他的皇帝,多半也就算了——反正地方还是大明的,本来就没有多少税收的破地方暂时随他去,先搞定了其他的问题再说。但是对于穿越过来的崇祯皇帝来说,这两个地方不彻底的握在手里就算是失败。难道还等着这些家伙们开始闹事了再开始处置?尤其是现在遍天下都找不到一个敢跟崇祯皇帝说个不字儿的大小国家,这种在地图上显得极为碍眼的存在就让崇祯皇帝无法忍受了。没说的,生死看淡,不服就干,直接让阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙去怼和硕特汗国就是了。反正这两个家伙的正蓝旗和镶蓝旗大部分兵力也都是骑兵,用来对付和硕特汗国这样儿的对手简直是再合适不过了。至于说给这两个家伙装备上火铳和火炮会不会带来什么麻烦的问题,崇祯皇帝就更不担心了。后世都他娘的快要凉了,这些败家玩意也没想着大力发展枪炮,连士兵的训练都不到位,现在给他们用用怎么了?而且不管是火铳还是火炮,都是极为依赖后勤的存在——炮弹和火铳弹丸停止供应之后,这些玩意还不见得有刀剑更有杀伤力一些,就算是比烧火棍也强不到哪儿去。一旦阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙有异心,直接断掉后勤供应,他们还能翻出多大的浪花出来?阿敏和莽古尔泰实在是没有想到自己两个人还有能走进大明京城的那一天。上一次来京城是跟着脑子抽疯的黄台吉来的,后来的下场不用多说了,损兵折将,元气大伤这些词就是为了那一次而准备的。这一次受到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,反而正大光明的进了京城,实在是令人唏嘘不已。对于入京之后的一系列流程,在入京之前就已经有专人讲过了,连入宫觐见崇祯皇帝的礼仪也有专门的太监过来教导过了。但是当两个人走进京城之后,还是忍不住被京城的繁华给惊呆了。原本在辽东的时候,沈阳做为建奴的都城,已经堪称是辽东第一大城了,就算是比之原来的辽阳城都差不到哪儿去。但是跟大明的京城比起来,简直就是天下与地下的差距。这种感觉,到两个入宫面圣的时候就达到了顶峰。紫禁城,这个大明帝国的心脏之所在,不像是大明宫和阿房宫一般占地无数,也不像是宋朝赵家的宫殿一般小巧玲珑。从伪元之时的大都城到成祖皇帝定都北京,紫禁城历经数百年的完善与扩建,不须看红墙,不须看碧玉琉璃瓦,只需要站在宫门前,便能体验到那种庄严与肃穆。大朝会的时间比较早,有资格参与的五品官员们三三两两的聚集在宫门前,等待着宫门大开的那一刻。阿敏和莽古尔泰身着二品武官服,跟着五军都督府的大头子朱纯臣身后,老老实实的一言不发,连大气都不敢喘。如果是在沈阳,宫门算得了什么,就算是在黄台吉的殿中,两个人吵吵闹闹的也不是一回两回了,硬顶黄台吉的事儿也不是没有干过。但是站在紫禁城的宫门前,再想想沈阳的那座伪宫,阿敏和莽古尔泰心中升起的只有可笑两个字。实在是太可笑了,荧火岂堪与皓月争辉?“啪”的一声鞭响,宫门处便传来一阵吱吱呀呀的声音,特意没有上油的宫门慢慢的大开。原本还在三三两两闲聊着的文武官员们皆是屏气凝神,排好了队列之后依次向着宫门内而去。从宫门到乾清宫的位置不近,一路之上尽是锦衣卫的大汉将军戴甲执枪而立,目光平视着前方,视文武百官如无物。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰心里清楚,别看这些大汉将军们跟摆设一样,可是一旦有人有任何异动,这些人手中的长枪就会毫不犹豫的戳下来,将人死死的钉在地上。除此之外,这坐皇宫里面的防卫也必然达到了一种可怕或者说变态的地步。到了乾清宫,群臣们鱼列而入,整理好了队伍之后,崇祯皇帝才在王承恩和方正化的陪伴下来到了殿中。崇祯皇帝走到龙椅之前,王承恩便扯着嗓子喊道:“陛下临朝,百官跪拜!”中气十足的声音回荡在殿中,百官们则是呼啦啦的跪倒一片:“吾皇万岁万岁万万岁!”百官礼毕,崇祯皇帝这才伸手虚扶道:“众爱卿平身。”随着王承恩那一声“百官有事早奏,无事退朝”的声音响起,温体仁身为内阁扛把子,当下便出班奏道:“启奏陛下,礼部与兵部接到辅教王的求救书信,请陛下御览。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,吩咐道:“呈上来。”王承恩躬身应了,从御阶之上下去,走到温体仁跟前后接过了奏章,转呈给了崇祯皇帝。跟在朱纯臣身后的阿敏和莽古尔泰暗中对视了一眼,暗道一声来了。自己两人接到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,时间大概在半个月之前,可是直到今天两人上朝,朝廷才接到辅教王的求救书信?这种事儿可能么?想想都知道其实必然有问题。影帝附体的崇祯皇帝展开奏章看了一会儿,冷哼一声之后便将奏章掷于地下,怒道:“和硕特汗欺朕太甚!”朱纯臣身为大明五军都督府的扛把子,当下便出班躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣五军都督府同样接到了辅教王的求救书信。臣以为,和硕特汗国不臣,当起大军伐之!”崇祯皇帝干脆从龙椅上站了起来:“佛朗机人侵占我大明吕宋故地,朕遣南海舰队伐之,一战而灭;荷兰人侵我台湾,朕遣东海舰队代之,一战而灭,夺其巴达维亚之地。今和硕特汗国不思报效,罔顾天恩,我大明自然要为辅教王等我大明臣子讨回一个公道!”一番怒喝之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光转向了朱纯臣:“成国公以为当遣何处大军以伐之?”朱纯臣闻言,躬身道:“启奏陛下,建州都指挥使爱新觉罗·阿敏与泰宁卫都指挥使爱新觉罗·莽古尔泰,可堪大任!”崇祯皇帝哦了一声后道:“阿敏与莽古尔泰何在?”该配合你的演出,我们尽力!阿敏与莽古尔泰当下便学着朱纯臣的样子,一起出班奏道:“奴才在!”一紧张,阿敏和莽古尔泰连最为熟悉的奴才两个字都冒出来了,至于宫中太监所教导的臣这个说法,早就忘到了脑后。王承恩的脸上一阵抽搐。看起来教导这两个混帐东西的小太监没有尽心,以至于这两个混帐东西连奴才两个字都冒了出来,万一惹得陛下大怒,这事儿必须得有人顶着!出乎于王承恩的预料,崇祯皇帝先是一愣,转而又呵呵笑道:“朕命两位爱卿率正蓝旗与镶蓝旗讨伐不臣,两位爱卿可有信心?”阿敏和莽古尔泰闻言,当即便单膝跪地,抱拳顿首道:“奴才必不负陛下厚望,定当提和硕特汗人头来见!”崇祯皇帝伸手虚扶了一下,这才开口道:“平身罢。朕给谁的,就是谁的,朕不给,谁也不能抢。和硕汗国不敬天朝,自寻死路,一切就交给两位爱卿了。”阿敏和莽古尔泰再次行礼之后才站了起来。崇祯皇帝这番话里的意思很明显,和硕特汗国这下子算是彻底完犊子了。而崇祯皇帝话里对于自己两人的敲打,阿敏和莽古尔泰也是心知肚明。敲打归敲打,像自己两个这样儿先阴了原先的主子又投降过来的,换成谁都得好生敲打一番。但是从另一个角度想,只要自己两个人心里不起什么其他的妖蛾子,像崇祯皇帝这样儿的雄主也不会对自己两个人下手。无他,看不上眼而已。等到阿敏和莽古尔泰回到了朱纯臣身后的队伍之中,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“诸位爱卿,可还有其他事情么?”温体仁出班道:“启奏陛下,如今我大明各地预备仓与常平仓皆已完备,然两京、山东、河南、陕西、山西诸地,预备仓已空,常平仓中粮食消耗过半。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,没有直接理会温体仁的问题,反而问道:“新明岛那边,现在如何了?”崇祯皇帝原本想的是新明岛那边会不会运了些粮食过来,自己再从别的地方划拉一些,这粮食总归是够用的。但是事实很快打脸——崇祯皇帝早就把新明岛给忘到了一边,原本负责在新明岛与大明之间转运物资的南海舰队现在忙着在非洲跟黑叔叔们捉迷藏,根本就没什么顾得上新明岛。如果不是这几年的时间里,朱聿键等人在新明岛上玩了命的开荒种地,又加大了对于农民的扶植力度,新明岛自己的粮食够不够吃都会是个问题。而现在新明岛上堆积如山的煤炭已经成了朱聿键等人的心病——没有人转运,单靠新明岛上的那几艘破船,运到下辈子也别想运完。至于崇祯皇帝后来搞出来的交通部,现在更是专注于陆地上面的问题,对于海上的交通运输根本就插不上手。原因很简单,大明造船方面都在向着新式的福船战舰使劲,根本就顾不上运输船的建造。交通部尚书张瑞图对此早就心生不满了——照这样儿下去,以后皇帝陛下怪罪下来,板子肯定会落在自己身上。而几次上书给崇祯皇帝,却又如同石沉大海,根本就没有个回信。听完张瑞图的抱怨,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“既然如此,便于登莱择地再建船厂,一应事务与人员配置,皆归交通部自理。”话说,自己这么才时间不管不问朱聿键那几个渣渣,他们是不是该乐的飞上天了?还有上次在南京就决定了再找几个藩王出来坑一波,是不是也该提上日程了?第557章接着坑藩王如果不是顾忌着崇祯宝钞现在还没有达到全球通用并且坚挺无比的程度,崇祯皇帝甚至敢去玩一玩货币战争。至于说没有经验什么的,无所谓的事儿,毕竟可以先拿南边的那些猴子做试验——这些家伙不是动不动就要被他们的美国干爹剪羊毛?通过数学换算公式可得,美国干爹能剪,大明亲爸爸更能剪。本来就想着已经弄死这些个猴子了,在此之前先拿他们试验一下貌似也没啥问题?想到就要行动,崇祯皇帝从来不会把自己的想法拖的太久——思维容易跑偏,一跑偏就容易忘记。温体仁和郭允厚等一干大佬就是在这种情况下被召进宫的。虽然几人在进宫的时候都是一脸懵逼,但是心里却都是明镜一般,肯定是自己家的这位老大不知道又想出什么阴损招数或者其他事儿打算坑人了。当然,坑的是谁这事儿不太好说,毕竟这位皇帝陛下的前科在那儿摆着,不光坑外族,连自己人也坑。果不其然,崇祯皇帝的第一句话就让在场的这些大佬们有点懵逼的感觉:“现在我大明的崇祯宝钞,海外诸番可有使用?”听到崇祯皇帝的问话之后,温体仁等人还没有回答,许显纯的额头和后背上就已经冒出了冷汗。四十多岁的许显纯夸一句虎背熊腰也丝毫不为过,但是面对着小白脸一样的崇祯皇帝时,心里的压力绝对不比在场的文官们小。平时还少一些,但是这一回崇祯皇帝问的事情,别人不知道,他这个锦衣卫的大头子怎么可能不知道。也不待温体仁等人回答,许显纯就赶忙躬身道:“启奏陛下,罪臣有事要禀告陛下?”崇祯皇帝意外的瞧了许显纯一眼,虽然不知道这家伙抽什么疯居然自称为罪臣,但是还是开口道:“什么事情?”许显纯趁着崇祯皇帝说话的功夫,赶紧的把说辞从脑子中过了一遍,开口道:“启奏陛下,罪臣接到锦衣卫广东和福建那边传回的消息,有不少番国商人想要携带崇祯宝钞回国。”一听到许显纯的话,崇祯皇帝大概也就猜出来是怎么回事儿了,要不然这家伙不会自称为罪臣:“然后呢?”许显纯躬身道:“然后,当地的锦衣卫把这些番邦商人都给暗中处理掉了,大明宝钞没有被带出去。”……就知道是这么个结果!锦衣卫的这些家伙们之前接到的命令是不许大明的好东西流出国境——宝钞不是好东西,那还有什么东西是好东西?有蛮子想要带走宝钞?是想拿回去高价卖出还是想要拿回去仿制然后回来祸害大明?被崇祯皇帝传染了被迫害妄想症的锦衣卫虽然没有权利和胆子对大明百姓们怎么样,但是对于这些个蛮子可就很有本事和胆子了。反正蛮子们不算人,弄死了也就弄死了,事后向上边写个奏报,把那些崇祯宝钞二一添作五,自己留下一半上缴一半,既立功还发财,简直完美。事实也正是如此,就连这事儿汇总到了许显纯手里的时候,许显纯也没把这事当成什么了不起的大事儿——反正死的是蛮子,无所谓的啦。然后今天崇祯皇帝一问起来,许显纯的心里就本能的发虚。是不是崇祯皇帝又从哪里得到了什么消息?还是说是希望这些蛮子们能把宝钞给带出去?不管哪一个,自己先请罪肯定是没错的——哪怕是崇祯皇帝不希望这些蛮子们把宝钞带出大明,自己这个态度肯定是没问题的!崇祯皇帝揉了揉额头,然后才开口道:“以前的就算了,朕没有通知尔等,也怪不得你们。回头通知锦衣卫和东西厂,以后这些蛮子们想要带宝钞出去就让他们带,不要再拦着截杀了!”说完之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光投向了许显纯:“朕想知道,这些番国商人在哪里兑换的宝钞?”许显纯躬身道:“启奏陛下,那些番国商人手中的宝钞,是溢价从我大明商人和百姓手中买的。”崇祯皇帝也是无语至极——拿钱买钱?脑袋让驴踢了吧?去银行网点直接兑换不就行了?许显纯接下来就解释了为什么会出现拿钱买钱的原因:“最开始的时候确实有蛮子想要去银行兑换宝钞,但是银行的小吏却直接把人给赶出去了。”……无语至极的崇祯皇帝再一次揉起了额头。这他娘的都是些什么事儿啊,锦衣卫不把蛮子当人看,肆意截杀也就算了,银行的小吏居然也拿蛮子不当人,连兑换业务都不给提供。剩下的事儿,已经不需要许显纯再说了,崇祯皇帝已经可以猜测出个大概了。蛮子商人来了大明想要做生意,然后发现银子不如宝钞受欢迎,所以就想着去银行把银子换成宝钞。如今大明的银行小吏都是识字的,身份也是半官方的吏,可不是后世那些视客户和钞票为上帝的银行职员——理所当然的,没把蛮子们当人的这些小吏们根本就瞧不上蛮子们手里挥舞着的银子,而是直接把人赶走了事。正规路子换不到宝钞,不代表其他的路子换不到,就像是后世某个时期的外汇券一样,想换总是有办法的。最起码大明这些手里有宝钞的百姓和大商人们就借机发了一笔财——十贯面值的宝钞,要让蛮子商人拿十二两银子来换。爱换换,不换滚,就这态度,不接受投诉。然后忍着血泪换到了宝钞的蛮子们在回国的时候自然也想带一些回去,等着下次再来的时候好使用。理想很丰满,现实很骨感,蛮子们拿银子换宝钞的动静自然小不了,被锦衣卫盯上也就成了情理之中的事。然后锦衣卫就把携带大量宝钞出境的蛮子商人们给暗中作掉了,至于是做梦死还是喝水死,这个不太好说,总之蛮子们死了好几个。当然,也不是没有蛮子把宝钞带出去,但是带走的都是一些藏的比较隐秘而且面值比较小,没有被锦衣卫给盯上的那些家伙。对于小吏和锦衣卫的态度,崇祯皇帝是非常满意的,自然也就不可能责罚他们,更谈不上什么许显纯请罪一类的问题了。但是一直这么下去可不行。宝钞不流通到南洋猴子那里,他们的金银怎么流向大明?不让他们以后都用上宝钞,怎么给他们玩个金融风暴什么的?所以崇祯皇帝才会让许显纯通知锦衣卫,不要再管这些蛮子们携带宝钞回国。至于银行小吏们的态度,崇祯皇帝却是没怎么在乎。自己已经捞到了最大的好处,民间的百姓和商人们捞好处怎么了?不就是会因此而漏掉一部分的税?蛮子们高价用银子换宝钞,且随他们换去,让百姓和商人们也落得一些好处,自己也不会亏到哪儿去。但是长此以往肯定也是不行的。想了想,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“郭爱卿回头也通知一下,凡是没有我大明户籍的蛮子们兑换宝钞也可以,与民间汇率同样,十贯宝钞需要十二两银子。”头发已经全白的郭允厚躬身应了,却又好奇的问道:“陛下,崇祯宝钞如今发行虽多,也堪堪够民间所需,为何还要放开给那些蛮子们兑换?”不知道吧?不知道是因为你们不知道后世的鹰酱为什么牛逼!因为鹰酱家里的武器和大兵?崇祯皇帝承认,这两样东西确实牛逼,但是这也是相对来说的,要看鹰酱对面的是谁。五大流氓是一个等级的,其他的国家又是一个等级的——汉斯猫的军工再牛逼,在五大流氓看来,也不会比骆驼和黑叔叔们强到哪儿去。那为什么鹰酱还能压制着全世界?还不是因为鹰酱手里的绿币!为什么兔子一直在计划着玩什么人民币结算?还不是想着自己家的钞票能世界通用,然后好等到自己强大的时候取代鹰酱?绿币在手,天下我有,靠着华尔街的精英们,鹰酱一直在吸着全世界的血来给自己续命——每次小钱钱不够用了,就剪一波世界的羊毛,尤其是像脚盆鸡那几个儿子,更是大剪特剪。广场协定了解一下?脚盆鸡当初叫嚣买下鹰酱却出现了房地产泡沫了解一下?如果不是有着世界货币在手里,每次都能吸血延寿,以鹰酱家那操蛋的情况,早就凉透了!鹰酱身为五大流氓之一都可以这么玩,身为全世界爸爸的大明凭什么不能?至于说鹰酱的套路,崇祯皇帝大概知道但是不会玩,但是也什么没关系——大明朝这么多人,有的是会玩的,自己一个皇帝只要提供思路,剩下的自然就有人去搞定。而且,当宝钞真正的通行了全球之后,大明就会真正的成为全世界的爸爸!当然,也有可能是猪圈管理员。崇祯皇帝的嘴角挂起一抹冷笑,开口道:“宝钞就是纸,想印多少没有?我大明承认这东西是银子,那它就比银子好使,我大明不承认,宝钞拿来擦,额……它就是废纸!等到蛮子们全部用上宝钞之后,我大明只要把百姓手里的宝钞换成新的,蛮子们的不予承认,那蛮子们手里还剩下什么?”温体仁和郭允厚等人一齐打了个寒颤,连许显纯也是一样。崇祯皇帝这一招实在是太损了些,蛮子们用上了宝钞,其实就意味着蛮子们手里的金银流入了大明。而大明不承认他们手里宝钞的时候,再想要金银,上哪里去弄?手里握着废纸是能吃还是能喝?拿来擦屁股都嫌硬!温体仁躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣以为仅靠民间推行宝钞,未免还是太慢了些,倒不如让鸿胪寺去召见那些番国使节,将用于购买他们粮食的金银换成宝钞?”郭允厚也点了点头:“启奏陛下,臣以为金银携带不便,而我大明与诸番之间的交易又比较大,用金银不如换成宝钞?”崇祯皇帝点了点头道:“这个是自然,金银哪儿有宝钞方便?朕上体天心,下顺民意,虽诸番蛮夷,朕亦视之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整个朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司彻底平定下来的速度超乎于任何任的意料,和硕特汗被怼死的速度也是快到超乎相像。就好像《独断大明》的作者官神去大保健,结果前戏做了足足一个时辰,然后一二三完事,开始进入贤者时间一般。怼死了敌人,打了胜仗,自然就要有庆功宴。破罐子破摔的几个法王土王也顾不得再研究什么清规戒律了,该喝酒的照样喝,那些看起来是肉实际上就是肉的“所谓”素菜也照吃不误。不吃不行啊,上一个有反对意见的阿哈买提已经被喂了狗,剩下的人里面没有谁再敢去挑衅阿敏。朵甘思的冬天好像比其他地方来得更早一些,阿敏的中军大帐中因为点起了火炉而有些炎热的感觉,帐外已经是寒风呼啸。酒过三巡,菜过五味,阿敏与莽古尔泰等人对视了一眼后,便端起酒杯,笑眯眯的对着八大土王法王道:“说起来,本指挥使倒是从前朝鲜国主那里听说过一句话,让本指挥使颇有感触啊。”跟阿敏接触最早,也可以说是接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏合什礼拜道:“不知道是什么话让指挥使大人颇有感触?”阿敏的脸上浮现出一股追忆的神色,仿佛已经穿越了时空,回到了自己与前朝鲜国主,现在的绫阳王一起饮酒的时光:“绫阳王说的好啊,有些人就跟野狗一般,跑来跑去的就忘记自己的主人是谁了!”这句话是绫阳君李倧说的没错,但是事实上,阿敏根本就没有和李倧一起喝过酒,这句话也是从别处听来的。仿佛已经陷入追忆不可自拔的阿敏扫视了在场的八大土王和法王一眼,接着道:“绫阳王说这句话的时候,乃是建奴派人去劝降绫阳王,劝降之人被绫阳王杀了。本指挥使当时身负圣命,潜伏于建奴左右,对于绫阳王的话自然是深以为然。这人呐,就不能忘本,似老奴努尔哈赤和小奴黄台吉那般的狗奴才,不思报效陛下大恩却想着反叛大明,罪不容诛!”赞善王思巴儿监藏和其他几个土王法王已经是一脸懵逼——你自己是个什么东西你自己心里没点儿逼数?但是看着阿敏一副大义凛然的模样,莫非这爱新觉罗·阿敏真的是奉了皇命才潜伏在建奴内部的?关键是,你他娘的把你自己的本家卖的一干二净,对你到底有什么好处?现在又是谁给你的脸和勇气在这里大放厥词?纵然心中万分不耻,赞善王思巴儿监藏还是双手合什,赞叹道:“指挥使大人忍辱负重,可比身在曹营心在汉的关圣人。”笑着摆了摆手,阿敏又接着道:“本指挥使现在只想问一句,尔等,还记得自己的主人是谁么?”赞善王思巴儿监藏从座位上站了起来,双手合什,躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子。”其他几个土王和法王一样从座位上站了起来,如同赞善王一般合什躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子!”阿敏笑着摇了摇头道:“依本指挥使看来,倒也不尽然。现在有些人在想着本指挥使退兵了之后继续统治着这片土地,关起门来当个土皇帝,你们说,对于这样儿的人,本指挥使该怎么处置?”赞善王思巴儿监藏讪讪的笑道:“指挥使大人说笑了,若无天子册封,我等又如何有如今的身份?在场之人,更不会有人怀这等不当人子的心思!”如果不是老子知道你们都是些什么玩意,你们说的话,老子差点儿都信了!阿敏手中端着的酒杯猛的往地下一摔,大声喝道:“动手!”五个土王身后一群士卒涌出,持刀便向着五大土王砍去,连一丝一毫的反应时间都没给这五大土王留下。阿敏却不知道从哪儿又翻出来一个杯子,再次斟满了酒,吩咐道:“拖出去,喂狗。”包括跟阿敏接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏在内,一共五个土王全部被乱刀乱死,剩下三个面如土色的法王站在那里,战战兢兢的望着阿敏,不知道接下来又该上演什么戏码了。扫视了剩下的三个法王,阿敏才笑眯眯的道:“三位请坐,咱们继续喝酒?”三大法王之中地位最高,传承也是最久的灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞壮着胆子道:“不知道指挥使大人为何要杀掉他们?”阿敏脸上笑容不变,端起酒杯道:“这些混帐东西想着自己关上门来自己做主,视朝廷政令如无物,如今更是暗中跟那些色目混帐们勾结到一起,这是为人奴才该有的态度?如何不该杀?”巴坚赞愣了半晌后才道:“指挥使就这么杀掉了五大土王,可是有陛下旨意?”阿敏毫不在意的摊了摊手道:“没有。”巴坚赞又接着道:“那指挥使大人就不怕陛下怪罪?”阿敏盯着三大法王笑道:“看,这就是本指挥使与那五个蠢货之间的不同了。本指挥使是陛下的奴才,子子孙孙都是陛下的奴才,主子让奴才生,奴才就生,主子让奴才死,奴才就死。所以本指挥使杀了他们也就杀了,就算是主子爷怪罪,那也是我这个当奴才应受的。”见三大法王皆是闭口不言了,阿敏才接着道:“接下来的事情,想必不要本指挥使再多说什么了吧?”巴坚赞的眼中挤出两行浊泪,心痛万分的道:“是,赞善王思巴儿监藏等在与和硕特汗交战之时力战而亡,指挥使大人虽尽力救援,但是却因为这五人冒然进兵而救之不及?”阿敏赞赏的点了点头道:“可惜了,思巴儿监藏等人尽心国事,力战而死,本指挥使心中痛甚!惜甚!”捶了捶胸口后,阿敏又接着道:“只是逝者已矣,五大土王虽死,这朵甘思和乌思藏的土地还在,不知道三位有什么好的办法?”见阿敏这就把皮球踢了过来,灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞和大宝法王得银协巴还有大乘法王昆泽思巴互相对视了一眼之后,巴坚赞才拱手道:“愿听指挥使大人安排!”巴坚赞三人也算是看明白了,今天这是宴无好宴,会无好会,阿敏这个缺德带冒烟的货早就在筹划这一天了。而通过自己三人被留下而五大土王却被砍了之后拖出去喂狗,三人也隐隐约约对于阿敏的心思有了一定的揣测。或者说隐隐约约的知道了大明皇帝到底想要干什么。自己三个法土都是传教的,说白了,除了在传教的事物上,其他方面的权利并不如五大土王——那五个土王手里都有土地,有牧民,有兵丁,而自己三人手里恰恰没有这些东西。除非是把寺庙也算成土地,否则自己三人除了信徒之外可以说是一无所有。很可能也是因为这个原因,才让自己三人活了下来,而那五个土王却就此殒命。没有理会三人心中在想些什么,阿敏笑眯眯的端着酒杯道:“三位能有这样儿的认识,本指挥使心中高兴!高兴!来,尽饮此杯!”喝酒?吃肉?算得了什么,就算是阿敏要砍死佛祖又能算得了什么?没有人是傻子,尤其是地位越高的人就越不是傻子——地位低的人除了信之外,没有其他任何的办法。当一个人走到了一定的高度之后,自然而然的就学会了一项天赋技能——质疑。质疑自己所见所闻所学,甚至于质疑佛祖。虽然这种质疑只能深深的压在心底,不能宣知于众更不能让信徒们知道,但是存在就是存在,没办法抹去。见巴坚赞三人毫不迟疑的饮尽了杯中酒,阿敏才哈哈大笑道:“本指挥使今天有话直说了吧。以后三位法王要传教,没问题,但是传教的前提必须是遵守大明律。而这五位战死的土王,本指挥使自然也会上书朝廷和万岁爷,替他们请封。至于这五位法王战死之后的土地及权利由何人继承,自然也是由万岁爷和朝廷说了算,三位以为如何?”巴坚赞双手合什道:“指挥使此言大善,教法不逾国法,此乃正理也。”见巴坚赞已经代表大宝法和大乘法王表了态,阿敏便笑着道:“可是还有一些人,偏偏不想让本指挥使高兴!”巴坚赞皱眉道:“指挥使大人说的,可是那些色目人?”阿敏冷笑道:“正是这些人!现在乖巧无比,不代表以后也乖巧无比,谁知道他们会在哪天跳出来给本指挥使找不痛快?”昆泽思巴同样皱眉道:“指挥使大人的意思是?”阿敏脸上的杀意一闪而逝,呵呵笑道:“那就得看三位的了?”巴坚赞三人再次互相对视了一眼之后,才由巴坚赞出头道:“指挥使大可放心,我等一定会处置妥当!”阿敏举杯笑道:“好!本指挥使相信三位法王会给我一个满意的答案!请!”送走了三大法王之后,莽古尔泰便问道:“这三个家伙会不会甘心听命?还有他们说处置妥当,是怎么处置?”阿敏摇了摇头道:“谁知道?如果不是顾忌着朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司这两处有太多的色目人和喇嘛,今天我倒是想把这八个家伙全部砍死。至于说他们会怎么处置,我说我也不知道,你信不?”对于阿敏的屁话,莽古尔泰自然不可能相信。阿敏什么时候还会顾忌这些蛮子?动辄屠城才是阿敏应有的人设好不好?见莽古尔泰一脸不信的样子,阿敏再次无奈的摇了摇头道:“我是真不知道这三个家伙说的处置妥当是怎么回事儿!只是看那个巴坚赞一副胸有成竹的样子,才想着让他们试试的!”莽古尔泰道:“若是这三个家伙真的处置妥当了,你打算怎么办?”阿敏愣道:“他们手里没有兵马,除了一些喇嘛之外,拿什么处置妥当?靠佛祖保佑?如果佛祖真能保佑,你觉得黄台吉会吐血而亡?多尔衮那头野獾会带着他的小嫂子跑到奴尔干都司去?”一直没有出声的楼诚则是阴恻恻的道:“妥当不妥当的,不还是咱们说了算的?”一锤定音!阿敏现在处处以崇祯皇帝的奴才自居,放在大明自然没有多少人当成一回事儿,但是放在这些不清楚真实情况的法王们眼里,阿敏口中的奴才两个字,可就很有分量了。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰两个人心里清楚,论到真正的奴才和在崇祯皇帝心中的分量,自己两个人捆在一起也未必能比得过楼诚一个人。能在崇祯元年以前就潜伏到辽东,还是潜伏在沈阳这种地方的锦衣卫同知会是个简单角色?而且崇祯皇帝登基后也没有把楼诚调住别处,该有的好处一样没少过,就足以说明崇祯皇帝对于楼诚的信任了。自己这些野生的奴才,跟皇帝家世代相传的家奴比起来,差距不是一星半点儿的大!不过,这也没什么,只要自己两个人尽心替主子办事儿,早晚会成为主子的心腹奴才,未必就比这楼同知差到哪儿去。打定了主意后,阿敏便哈哈笑道:“楼同知所言极是,这妥当不妥当,可不就是咱们说了算的?一点点的来,先借着这些喇嘛的手把色目人给清理一波,然后再慢慢的清理掉这些喇嘛,不就妥当了?实在不行,还可以寻一些由头,驱使这些家伙们去叶尔羌那里不是?左右都是些蛮子,死光了也不心疼!”阿敏三人正在算计着这些乱七八糟的事,随着巴坚赞一起回到了住处的大宝法和和大乘法王在坐下之后便盯着巴坚赞道:“你刚才说的咱们会处置妥当,你有什么办法?”巴坚赞一脸懵逼的问道:“刚才不是你们使眼色让我答应下来的?我以为你们有办法才那么说的!”PS:推书《我有一个祖宗群》,开局崇祯十七年,离着老歪脖子树只有一个月的距离……第566章佛曰,我不认地狱谁入地狱倭国自汉朝到唐朝,一直都是跟着中原爸爸混的,直到伪元入寇,被倭奴敬为“高天原神国”的老赵家完犊子之后,倭奴们突然发现一向无敌的爸爸原本也可以被按在地上摩擦。而摩擦了中原爸爸的蒙古人却两次被神风所阻,未能入寇日本,这就让倭国上下产生了一种错觉。没有怼死倭国的蒙古人把在原爸爸给摩擦了,那么,自己是不是也可以?当然,随后回过神来的中原爸爸反手把蒙元给摩擦了,顺便还把不太老实的倭国也给摩擦了一番。这下子让倭国上下都明白了一个道理——你爸爸永远都是你爸爸。当然,如果不是有了崇祯皇帝这么个穿越者的话,再过个两百年左右,倭国就可以真正的把中原爸爸按在地上摩擦了。倭奴在战略上的眼光确实不怎么样儿,很难出现一个高明的战略大师,但是在战术上,这些倭奴却是比较出彩。比如德川家光,他不会想着怎么样构建一个摩擦大明爸爸的大战略,因为日本小小的弹丸之地也确实支撑不起来。但是这家伙会想着怎么在局部上面学习大明和其他人的优势,争取做到最好最强。这也是后世为什么倭国在某些方面独步全球,甚至于产生了工匠精神的原因。说白了,死心眼,钻牛角尖才是这些货的最真实写照——论到工匠技艺,八级钳工了解一下?而眼下,不管是从战略层面还是战术层面,整个倭国都不占任何优势,全方位被大明碾压,纵然德川家光也是一时之选,又怎么可能硬扛的住由自于大明和施凤来双方面的压力?黑田一郎就是在这种情况下,上了一艘大船,然后在海上漂着,除了中间靠岸补给之外,直到现在也没有看到陆地的影子。“黑田,带你们的人过来领饭!”听到明军士卒的喊声,黑田一郎赶忙躬着身体应道:“哈依!”黑田原本是织田的武士,可是随着织田家的没落,黑田也失去了自己原有的身份和地位。当一个精通杀人手段的武士在失去了自己主人家之后,他们就拥有了一个新的名字:浪人。端着满满的一堆食物,哪怕已经连续吃了一个多月了,黑田仍然抑制不住心中的激动。不提自己失去了主人以后的生活,就算是以前在为了织田家征战的时候,哪怕是战争时期也赶不上今天吃到的这些,更不用说平时了!碗里除了浓浓的粥在散发着诱人的浓香之外,还有一些咸菜条,一些简单的蔬菜,一块肉。肉啊,那是一般人能吃的起的?除了华族的老爷们,剩下的谁能吃的起肉?换成穷一些的大名,也未必能顿顿吃得上这么大块的肉!浓浓的酱汁咬到嘴里后散发出来的浓香,让黑田一时舍不得下咽,反复咀嚼之后,直到嘴里的肉彻底没有了味道才算是咽了下去。吃完了自己的饭后,黑田将带着羡慕的眼神投向了不远处明军士卒们的餐盘之上。他们的餐盘里跟自己的差不多,也是有菜有肉,但是菜和肉的花样有许多种,由着士卒们自己挑选,干干的米饭堆的跟小山一样高,还有一碗汤可以喝。对于这些汤,经常被拉去打下手的黑田很清楚,里面不放着大骨头熬出来的汤就是其他的米汤一类的。但是这些士卒们很可恶,吃不了的菜和饭都被他们随手给倒入了海里喂鱼。这是一艘神奇的船,好像船上从来就没有缺过冰块一样,不知道那些神一样的明国人是怎么变出来的。“黑田,过来!”这一声毫不客气的喊声,属于对面明军的一个头目,按照明军的说法就是总旗,负责这一整艘船上所有人的吃食。黑田赶紧放下手中已经被舔的发亮的餐盘,匆匆忙忙的跑了过去,躬身道:“哈依!”明军的头目连从地上起身的意思都欠奉,反而大大咧咧的问道:“你是愿意到了地方之下上岸,还是留在船上继续帮厨干活?”黑田的脑子不停的转了起来。自己对比其他的浪人,最大的优势就是自己会说大明的官话,虽然说起来磕磕绊绊的,但是总归是能表达清楚自己的意思,也能听得明白明国人在说些什么。在这些明国人的眼里,自己与其他的同胞是不同的,因为自己会说人话,已经算是个人了,不像其他的倭奴一样,只能算半人。眼前的明军大人物之所以会挑出自己来留下,估计也是因为自己会说人话这一个长处。但是该怎么选择呢?留在船上的好处很明显,来来回回的转运这些同胞,自己在中间肯定能捞取到很多的好处。但是缺点也很明显。转运这些在对方眼里只能算是半人的同胞,始终还是有结束的那天,最多不过是几个月的时间,或者说是一两年的时间。到时候自己还是得下船,跟其他的半人同胞们混在一起。看着黑田一郎纠结的样子,明军的总旗笑道:“你好好考虑考虑,不用急着回复我。”黑田躬身道:“哈依!”明军总旗挥了挥手,就命黑田退下了。机会已经给了他,如果不知道抓住,那就活该他去死,没有人会拦着——三条腿的蛤蟆不太好找,这两条腿想要上进的蛮子可多的是。随后的时间里,明军总旗再没有问过黑田的意见,仿佛已经彻底的把黑田忘在了脑后。而这也让黑田愈发的忐忑不安。鬼吓人不可怕,人吓人才会吓死人。或者换一个说法,叫做疑心生暗鬼。又在海上晃了差不多一个月的时间,终于接近了一行人此行的目的地。黑田在纠结了一路之后,也终于得出了自己的答案——下船,不留在船上。留在船上,转运的活计始终都有完工的那一天,到时候自己就失去了利用的价值。而失去了利用价值之后会发生些什么,黑田不敢想。但是跟着其他的同胞们下船,在一大群“不会说人话”的半人之中,自己这个基本上能够流利的与明国天神进行对话的人,自然就显出了用处。船上的明军总旗对此表示遗憾。不是会说人话就有机会成为人的,而自己已经给过黑田这样的机会,可是他并没有把握住。至于说下船之后会显示出他自己的用处来?或许会吧,或者在短时间内会显出他的用处,但是想要在郑芝龙那些家伙的手里讨得好儿去,估计是不太容易。郑芝龙提督的南海舰队跟南居益提督的东西舰队不一样。东海舰队的底子是登莱水师,跟倭寇并没有什么太过于刻骨铭心的恨。南海舰队的底子是福建水师,当初倭乱的时候就已经结下了深仇大恨,而后来上任的提督郑芝龙,老婆孩子都被倭寇扣押过,这种恨意就更不用说了。什么样的将领带什么样儿的兵,郑芝龙对于倭奴的恨意不浅,整个南海舰队也就把倭奴都给记恨上了。这其实是很正常的事儿,就像是现在大明上上下下的士卒都开始跟着皇帝陛下恨上了和硕特汗国一样。在这种情况下,黑田这个家伙选择了下船跟着他的同胞混在一起,总旗大人也只能暗祝他多活两年了。下了船之后,黑田最直接的感觉就是热,热的要死要死的,仿佛这里的太阳从来就没有往西边走,更不会落下去一般。稍微晃了晃身上的衣服,感觉着一丝丝凉快的黑田顾不得多想,便忙着招呼自己的那些半人同胞们开始整理队列。拜他能讲一口官话所赐,在出发之前,黑田就已经成功了这一批人的临时头领。黑田刚刚把队列整理好不久,一顶巨大无比的伞就出现在了黑田的眼前。郑芝凤皱着眉头看了看眼前的这些倭奴,心里很清楚这些家伙都是些什么货色——浪人。而浪人的代名词就是不服管教,野惯了的这些家伙可不是什么第561章总得有人牺牲对于阿敏和莽古尔泰联名上书的移民实边奏章,崇祯皇帝大笔一挥就批了一个准字。崇祯皇帝批准了之后,这份奏章就被转到了内阁和户部。因为内阁和户部也早就看过这份奏章,所以对于崇祯皇帝会批准根本就没有感到一点儿的意外,甚至于户部已经提前准备好了要迁移百姓的范围。两京、山东、河南、山西、陕西这些地方不是又遭大旱和蝗虫了么,直接就从这些地方选呗。至于怎么让这几个地方的老百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏那种地方也很简单,毕竟前面迁移百姓们去辽东和吕宋等地,也算是有了成熟可靠的套路。首先就是利诱,每个人给十两银子的安家费你去不去?连还在肚子里的都算,照样给十两,一家几口人就是一辈子都挣不到的几十两银子,去不去?而且一路上吃住全免,到了有现成的房子给住,种子和耕牛农具什么的也不用担心,官府一手全包了,动心没?至于安全问题,大家伙儿也不用担心,一路上跟着你们去的肯定有卫所士卒,他们跟你们一样,到了之后也是耕种,顺便还能教大家伙儿家里的汉子们学习怎么砍人。这么好的条件,这么好的机会,心动就要行动,机不可失,时不再来啊!当然,就算是这样儿也没有什么鸟用——这么大的大明朝,肯定会有人去,但是更多的人根本就不想去。反正就算是遭了灾也有官府管着,饿不死的情况下谁愿意去?至于说官府放任天灾不去救济,以此逼着老百姓们迁去朵甘思和乌思藏?还真就没有哪个地方官敢这么干!先不说锦衣卫会不会把这种行为暗中上报给崇祯皇帝,然后导致自己的脑袋被砍,光是京察下来的时候就足够要命了。而且一要就是全家的脑袋!但是没关系,内阁和户部的大佬们早就想到了这种可能——之前移民去辽东的时候不也是一个鸟样儿,主动响应的没几个,最后闹到了强制迁移。干脆,这回也如法炮制算了。百姓们愿意去的,自然是好处多多,实在是不愿意去的,虽然好处也不会少了谁的,但是说不得就会用上强制手段了!强迁了解一下?被打扮成自己都不认识自己的崇祯皇帝一袭白袍,出现在良乡的时候,看到的就是这种情况。眼前一条长龙明显就是在行军,不时的传来人群中的哭喊声和官吏们的喝斥声。当然,哭喊是没有用的,就算是再怎么哭再怎么喊,能斗得过如狼似虎的官差?不至于拔刀子砍人,但是挨揍却是少不了的。崇祯皇帝站在路边看了半晌,才向着离自己不远处的一个老者问道:“这是咋了?”老者摇摇头,叹息道:“哎,官府移民实边,要迁这里的百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏,这不是这许多人不愿意去么?”崇祯皇帝摆出一副好奇的样子问道:“听说官府按人头给十两银子,怎么这许多人都不愿意?”老者白了崇祯皇帝一眼道:“愿意自然是有人愿意的,毕竟现在的官府跟以前不一样,一家几十两的银子没人敢克扣。但是这里跟别处能一样么?这儿是京城,天子脚下,首善之地,莫名其妙的被征去了朵甘思和乌思藏,谁又甘心了?”崇祯皇帝哑然。不愿意去是肯定的,但是都不愿意去,那朵甘思和乌思藏怎么办?扔了?去他娘的,朕又不是螨清的那些败家仔,割起地来不心疼,这每一寸的江山都是我大明的,扔了不得心疼死!算了算了,朕现在是大明的皇帝,为了这江山和大明还有这千千万万的百姓们考虑,强制迁移就强制迁移吧。反正该给的补偿没少了他们的就是。从理论上来说,崇祯皇帝给的补偿确实不算少。不算其他的,光是按人头十两银子,而不是按户十两银子就已经很多了——这年头的物价是以文为单位,而不是以贯为单位的。过了半晌之后,崇祯皇帝才好奇的问道:“这些人如此哭喊,想必街边也有送行的亲友,就没有人闹起来?”老者盯了崇祯皇帝半晌才讥笑道:“你这后生莫不是傻了?闹起来之后让官府抓去砍头?再说了,移民实边是为了什么,虽然官府解释的不清不楚,可是咱们心里都有数,知道到底是怎么回事儿!别把咱老百姓当傻子!”崇祯皇帝向着老者拱了拱手道:“还请老人家教我?”老者见崇祯皇帝一副读书人的打扮,行止间又颇有礼貌,如今更是戳中了心中的爽点,便洋洋得意的道:“还不是杀了太多的蛮子,搞的朵甘思和乌思藏那里的地没人种了?没人种的地闲下来干什么?等着长草?还是说到时候再让别的蛮子们重新过来占了?”妈的,谁说老百姓好糊弄的?一个乡下的老头都能看的这么明白,想要糊弄这样儿的百姓怕不是失了智?崇祯皇帝心中正在感叹,就听老者又接着道:“要我说啊,咱们这位陛下哪儿都好,就是这杀气太重,不像是书里说的明君所为!”老者一番话说完,正等着崇祯皇帝能再恭维自己几句,却见崇祯皇帝满脸黑线的望着自己,四周不少人也在死死的瞪着自己,看那样子仿佛下一秒就会把自己撕碎一般。蹬蹬蹬退了两步之后,老者才道:“干什么用那种眼光看着老朽?”崇祯皇帝伸手抹了抹脸,才开口道:“老人家说皇帝杀性太重,可是皇帝又没杀我大明百姓,无所谓的吧?”老者点头道:“这个是自然,对于我大明百姓,陛下当得上爱民如子这个说法,民间谁不盼着陛下能江山万年?可是陛下杀了这许多的蛮子,若是引起上天怪罪又该怎么办?”崇祯皇帝愣了愣,笑道:“上天岂会怪罪?老人家多虑了!”再次向着老者拱了拱手之后,崇祯皇帝才转身出了人群。朕好杀人的名头连老百姓都知道了……其实,全天下的人都知道崇祯皇帝好杀人,不管是官员士绅还是普通百姓,全都知道。而且像是阿敏和莽古尔泰这样的,更是清楚的知道崇祯皇帝好杀什么人。端起酒杯,阿敏颇为自得的对莽古尔泰和楼诚道:“怎么样?万岁爷已经准了我等的折子,这迁过来实边的百姓也是不日就到,这朵甘思和乌思藏,算是彻底的平了!”莽古尔泰饮了一杯之后开口道:“谁说不是,尤其是那保甲法更是没得说,现在那些蛮子们可当真是老实至极,让养猪就养猪,让穿猪皮靴子就穿猪皮靴子。”阿敏嘿嘿笑道:“还是我太祖高皇帝英明烛照,这才定下了色目人只能穿猪皮鞋子的祖制,否则还真没这么容易!”楼诚咳了一声道:“下面,咱们是不是该研究一下那些喇嘛的事儿了?还有,两位莫不是忘记和硕特汗的事儿了?”阿敏笑道:“这个自然是不会的,楼同知大可以放心。”楼诚敬了阿敏一杯后笑道:“计将安出?”阿敏道:“那和硕特汗什么的自然是要灭掉的,但是这些个喇嘛们太过于乖巧,一时之间倒是没什么太好的办法。”莽古尔泰嘿嘿笑道:“还不是你那天杀掉阿哈买提的时候把人给吓到了?”阿敏冷哼道:“还以为那赞善王会反抗或者会彻底倒向和硕特汗呢!如今乖巧成这般模样,倒是让人不太好下手。”又饮了几杯之后,阿敏才嘿嘿笑道:“其实也没什么不好下手的,换个思路来,这问题不就解决了么?”莽古尔泰道:“怎么说?”阿敏道:“咱们现在直接下手,未免有些不方便,可是如果这八大土王全部战死了呢?”莽古尔泰笑道:“蠢货,人家会再选出新的土王,那些个法王说不定还会有转世灵童出来!”楼诚却突然间开口道:“倘若灵童不灵呢?”莽古尔泰一时没有转过弯来,一脸懵逼的问道:“不灵?”楼诚呵呵一声轻笑,只是声音中的冷意却怎么也遮掩不住:“如果转世的灵童不能证明自己是灵童呢?甚至于灵童变成了傻子,还是灵童?”莽古尔泰打了个寒颤,又接着问道:“就算是灵童不是问题,可是这土王还是会选出新的来?”楼诚道:“是啊,可以选出来,可是选出来之后得让朝廷册封才行。现在我大明的事情这么多,又是南洋又是辽东,如今还要加上这朵甘思和乌思藏,想要等陛下的册封旨意?且等着吧!”阿敏赞同的点了点头道:“正是如此,明儿个咱们就请了那八大土王前来饮酒,到时候跟他们好生说道说道。”莽古尔泰问道:“说道什么?”阿敏道:“自然是派出僧兵协助朝廷大军作战的事儿!就算是没有僧兵,他们于情于理也该派出人手不是?甚至于为了得到佛祖的保佑,这八大土王法王什么的,不亲自跟着上阵怎么能行?”……赞善王思巴儿监藏一脸懵逼的望着阿敏,问道:“指挥使大人要我等出兵?”阿敏点头道:“自然如此。如今那些拖我大明后腿的色目人都已经去见了他们的神,本指挥使也该出兵去攻打和硕特汗了。而在座的诸位与本指挥使同为我大明之臣,本指挥使出兵,诸位自然少不得派出协助?”被人从昌都拎到了赞善王驻地的护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“好教指挥使大人得知,我等手下虽有一些兵丁,可是却兵无战力,否则也不会被那和硕特汗欺压到我等头上了?”就知道你们手下是一群战五渣!阿敏笑道:“这个倒是无妨,虽然要各位一起出兵协助,却也不需要各位手下的兵丁去打什么硬仗,只要辅助好本指挥使与莽古尔泰指挥使麾下的两旗兵丁即可。”其他几个土王法王无奈下对视了一眼之后,护教王南哥巴藏卜才开口道:“我等自然是义不容辞,愿意安排僧兵,听从指挥使大人安排!”阿敏笑了笑,举起酒杯道:“诸位高义!请!”共饮一杯后,阿敏又笑着道:“本指挥使还有一事,想要向各位请教。此次出兵,不知道佛祖是否会保佑我等?诸位可知?”护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“此次出兵乃是平定外敌,也是护教弘法之善举,佛祖菩萨自然会保佑!”阿敏一拍大腿,笑道:“巧了!本指挥使也是这么想的!”笑着望了望护教王南哥巴藏卜后,阿敏又接着道:“既然佛祖菩萨都会保佑,诸位不如随我大军一起出征?”辅教王南渴烈思巴合什躬身道:“大军出征,我等本应一路相随,替大军祈福。只是毕竟战阵杀伐,有违我佛门之道,还望指挥使大人见谅?”阿敏刚才还笑的如同一朵盛开菊花的老脸顿时就变了一番模样:“阿哈买提说他宁死不吃本指挥使给他的食物?”卧槽尼玛!一言不合你他娘的就掀桌子杀人是不是?建奴都像你这么狠?在座的八大土王法王皆是心中暗骂阿敏太不是个东西。自己这边还没有明确表态呢,只是试探性的表达了一下不想去的意思,阿敏这个王八蛋就把阿哈买提的事儿给搬了出来!阿哈买提的事儿,赞善王思巴儿监藏自然是跟其他人说过的,尤其是阿敏在抽刀子捅死阿哈买提的时候那冷漠的笑容,更是被思巴儿监藏描述的绘声绘色。关键是,越这样儿越他娘的吓人好不好?现在,一个天大的难题摆在了大家的眼前——到底是随着阿敏出征和硕特汗,还是宁死不从?事实证明,如果这些人有宁死不从的勇气,根本就不会被区区一个和硕特汗欺压到头上来,更不至于被人怼到向大明求援。PS:献祭一本书:《军师学院》第565章拖出去喂狗对于阿敏和莽古尔泰联名上书的移民实边奏章,崇祯皇帝大笔一挥就批了一个准字。崇祯皇帝批准了之后,这份奏章就被转到了内阁和户部。因为内阁和户部也早就看过这份奏章,所以对于崇祯皇帝会批准根本就没有感到一点儿的意外,甚至于户部已经提前准备好了要迁移百姓的范围。两京、山东、河南、山西、陕西这些地方不是又遭大旱和蝗虫了么,直接就从这些地方选呗。至于怎么让这几个地方的老百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏那种地方也很简单,毕竟前面迁移百姓们去辽东和吕宋等地,也算是有了成熟可靠的套路。首先就是利诱,每个人给十两银子的安家费你去不去?连还在肚子里的都算,照样给十两,一家几口人就是一辈子都挣不到的几十两银子,去不去?而且一路上吃住全免,到了有现成的房子给住,种子和耕牛农具什么的也不用担心,官府一手全包了,动心没?至于安全问题,大家伙儿也不用担心,一路上跟着你们去的肯定有卫所士卒,他们跟你们一样,到了之后也是耕种,顺便还能教大家伙儿家里的汉子们学习怎么砍人。这么好的条件,这么好的机会,心动就要行动,机不可失,时不再来啊!当然,就算是这样儿也没有什么鸟用——这么大的大明朝,肯定会有人去,但是更多的人根本就不想去。反正就算是遭了灾也有官府管着,饿不死的情况下谁愿意去?至于说官府放任天灾不去救济,以此逼着老百姓们迁去朵甘思和乌思藏?还真就没有哪个地方官敢这么干!先不说锦衣卫会不会把这种行为暗中上报给崇祯皇帝,然后导致自己的脑袋被砍,光是京察下来的时候就足够要命了。而且一要就是全家的脑袋!但是没关系,内阁和户部的大佬们早就想到了这种可能——之前移民去辽东的时候不也是一个鸟样儿,主动响应的没几个,最后闹到了强制迁移。干脆,这回也如法炮制算了。百姓们愿意去的,自然是好处多多,实在是不愿意去的,虽然好处也不会少了谁的,但是说不得就会用上强制手段了!强迁了解一下?被打扮成自己都不认识自己的崇祯皇帝一袭白袍,出现在良乡的时候,看到的就是这种情况。眼前一条长龙明显就是在行军,不时的传来人群中的哭喊声和官吏们的喝斥声。当然,哭喊是没有用的,就算是再怎么哭再怎么喊,能斗得过如狼似虎的官差?不至于拔刀子砍人,但是挨揍却是少不了的。崇祯皇帝站在路边看了半晌,才向着离自己不远处的一个老者问道:“这是咋了?”老者摇摇头,叹息道:“哎,官府移民实边,要迁这里的百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏,这不是这许多人不愿意去么?”崇祯皇帝摆出一副好奇的样子问道:“听说官府按人头给十两银子,怎么这许多人都不愿意?”老者白了崇祯皇帝一眼道:“愿意自然是有人愿意的,毕竟现在的官府跟以前不一样,一家几十两的银子没人敢克扣。但是这里跟别处能一样么?这儿是京城,天子脚下,首善之地,莫名其妙的被征去了朵甘思和乌思藏,谁又甘心了?”崇祯皇帝哑然。不愿意去是肯定的,但是都不愿意去,那朵甘思和乌思藏怎么办?扔了?去他娘的,朕又不是螨清的那些败家仔,割起地来不心疼,这每一寸的江山都是我大明的,扔了不得心疼死!算了算了,朕现在是大明的皇帝,为了这江山和大明还有这千千万万的百姓们考虑,强制迁移就强制迁移吧。反正该给的补偿没少了他们的就是。从理论上来说,崇祯皇帝给的补偿确实不算少。不算其他的,光是按人头十两银子,而不是按户十两银子就已经很多了——这年头的物价是以文为单位,而不是以贯为单位的。过了半晌之后,崇祯皇帝才好奇的问道:“这些人如此哭喊,想必街边也有送行的亲友,就没有人闹起来?”老者盯了崇祯皇帝半晌才讥笑道:“你这后生莫不是傻了?闹起来之后让官府抓去砍头?再说了,移民实边是为了什么,虽然官府解释的不清不楚,可是咱们心里都有数,知道到底是怎么回事儿!别把咱老百姓当傻子!”崇祯皇帝向着老者拱了拱手道:“还请老人家教我?”老者见崇祯皇帝一副读书人的打扮,行止间又颇有礼貌,如今更是戳中了心中的爽点,便洋洋得意的道:“还不是杀了太多的蛮子,搞的朵甘思和乌思藏那里的地没人种了?没人种的地闲下来干什么?等着长草?还是说到时候再让别的蛮子们重新过来占了?”妈的,谁说老百姓好糊弄的?一个乡下的老头都能看的这么明白,想要糊弄这样儿的百姓怕不是失了智?崇祯皇帝心中正在感叹,就听老者又接着道:“要我说啊,咱们这位陛下哪儿都好,就是这杀气太重,不像是书里说的明君所为!”老者一番话说完,正等着崇祯皇帝能再恭维自己几句,却见崇祯皇帝满脸黑线的望着自己,四周不少人也在死死的瞪着自己,看那样子仿佛下一秒就会把自己撕碎一般。蹬蹬蹬退了两步之后,老者才道:“干什么用那种眼光看着老朽?”崇祯皇帝伸手抹了抹脸,才开口道:“老人家说皇帝杀性太重,可是皇帝又没杀我大明百姓,无所谓的吧?”老者点头道:“这个是自然,对于我大明百姓,陛下当得上爱民如子这个说法,民间谁不盼着陛下能江山万年?可是陛下杀了这许多的蛮子,若是引起上天怪罪又该怎么办?”崇祯皇帝愣了愣,笑道:“上天岂会怪罪?老人家多虑了!”再次向着老者拱了拱手之后,崇祯皇帝才转身出了人群。朕好杀人的名头连老百姓都知道了……其实,全天下的人都知道崇祯皇帝好杀人,不管是官员士绅还是普通百姓,全都知道。而且像是阿敏和莽古尔泰这样的,更是清楚的知道崇祯皇帝好杀什么人。端起酒杯,阿敏颇为自得的对莽古尔泰和楼诚道:“怎么样?万岁爷已经准了我等的折子,这迁过来实边的百姓也是不日就到,这朵甘思和乌思藏,算是彻底的平了!”莽古尔泰饮了一杯之后开口道:“谁说不是,尤其是那保甲法更是没得说,现在那些蛮子们可当真是老实至极,让养猪就养猪,让穿猪皮靴子就穿猪皮靴子。”阿敏嘿嘿笑道:“还是我太祖高皇帝英明烛照,这才定下了色目人只能穿猪皮鞋子的祖制,否则还真没这么容易!”楼诚咳了一声道:“下面,咱们是不是该研究一下那些喇嘛的事儿了?还有,两位莫不是忘记和硕特汗的事儿了?”阿敏笑道:“这个自然是不会的,楼同知大可以放心。”楼诚敬了阿敏一杯后笑道:“计将安出?”阿敏道:“那和硕特汗什么的自然是要灭掉的,但是这些个喇嘛们太过于乖巧,一时之间倒是没什么太好的办法。”莽古尔泰嘿嘿笑道:“还不是你那天杀掉阿哈买提的时候把人给吓到了?”阿敏冷哼道:“还以为那赞善王会反抗或者会彻底倒向和硕特汗呢!如今乖巧成这般模样,倒是让人不太好下手。”又饮了几杯之后,阿敏才嘿嘿笑道:“其实也没什么不好下手的,换个思路来,这问题不就解决了么?”莽古尔泰道:“怎么说?”阿敏道:“咱们现在直接下手,未免有些不方便,可是如果这八大土王全部战死了呢?”莽古尔泰笑道:“蠢货,人家会再选出新的土王,那些个法王说不定还会有转世灵童出来!”楼诚却突然间开口道:“倘若灵童不灵呢?”莽古尔泰一时没有转过弯来,一脸懵逼的问道:“不灵?”楼诚呵呵一声轻笑,只是声音中的冷意却怎么也遮掩不住:“如果转世的灵童不能证明自己是灵童呢?甚至于灵童变成了傻子,还是灵童?”莽古尔泰打了个寒颤,又接着问道:“就算是灵童不是问题,可是这土王还是会选出新的来?”楼诚道:“是啊,可以选出来,可是选出来之后得让朝廷册封才行。现在我大明的事情这么多,又是南洋又是辽东,如今还要加上这朵甘思和乌思藏,想要等陛下的册封旨意?且等着吧!”阿敏赞同的点了点头道:“正是如此,明儿个咱们就请了那八大土王前来饮酒,到时候跟他们好生说道说道。”莽古尔泰问道:“说道什么?”阿敏道:“自然是派出僧兵协助朝廷大军作战的事儿!就算是没有僧兵,他们于情于理也该派出人手不是?甚至于为了得到佛祖的保佑,这八大土王法王什么的,不亲自跟着上阵怎么能行?”……赞善王思巴儿监藏一脸懵逼的望着阿敏,问道:“指挥使大人要我等出兵?”阿敏点头道:“自然如此。如今那些拖我大明后腿的色目人都已经去见了他们的神,本指挥使也该出兵去攻打和硕特汗了。而在座的诸位与本指挥使同为我大明之臣,本指挥使出兵,诸位自然少不得派出协助?”被人从昌都拎到了赞善王驻地的护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“好教指挥使大人得知,我等手下虽有一些兵丁,可是却兵无战力,否则也不会被那和硕特汗欺压到我等头上了?”就知道你们手下是一群战五渣!阿敏笑道:“这个倒是无妨,虽然要各位一起出兵协助,却也不需要各位手下的兵丁去打什么硬仗,只要辅助好本指挥使与莽古尔泰指挥使麾下的两旗兵丁即可。”其他几个土王法王无奈下对视了一眼之后,护教王南哥巴藏卜才开口道:“我等自然是义不容辞,愿意安排僧兵,听从指挥使大人安排!”阿敏笑了笑,举起酒杯道:“诸位高义!请!”共饮一杯后,阿敏又笑着道:“本指挥使还有一事,想要向各位请教。此次出兵,不知道佛祖是否会保佑我等?诸位可知?”护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“此次出兵乃是平定外敌,也是护教弘法之善举,佛祖菩萨自然会保佑!”阿敏一拍大腿,笑道:“巧了!本指挥使也是这么想的!”笑着望了望护教王南哥巴藏卜后,阿敏又接着道:“既然佛祖菩萨都会保佑,诸位不如随我大军一起出征?”辅教王南渴烈思巴合什躬身道:“大军出征,我等本应一路相随,替大军祈福。只是毕竟战阵杀伐,有违我佛门之道,还望指挥使大人见谅?”阿敏刚才还笑的如同一朵盛开菊花的老脸顿时就变了一番模样:“阿哈买提说他宁死不吃本指挥使给他的食物?”卧槽尼玛!一言不合你他娘的就掀桌子杀人是不是?建奴都像你这么狠?在座的八大土王法王皆是心中暗骂阿敏太不是个东西。自己这边还没有明确表态呢,只是试探性的表达了一下不想去的意思,阿敏这个王八蛋就把阿哈买提的事儿给搬了出来!阿哈买提的事儿,赞善王思巴儿监藏自然是跟其他人说过的,尤其是阿敏在抽刀子捅死阿哈买提的时候那冷漠的笑容,更是被思巴儿监藏描述的绘声绘色。关键是,越这样儿越他娘的吓人好不好?现在,一个天大的难题摆在了大家的眼前——到底是随着阿敏出征和硕特汗,还是宁死不从?事实证明,如果这些人有宁死不从的勇气,根本就不会被区区一个和硕特汗欺压到头上来,更不至于被人怼到向大明求援。PS:献祭一本书:《军师学院》第565章拖出去喂狗。

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倭国自汉朝到唐朝,一直都是跟着中原爸爸混的,直到伪元入寇,被倭奴敬为“高天原神国”的老赵家完犊子之后,倭奴们突然发现一向无敌的爸爸原本也可以被按在地上摩擦。而摩擦了中原爸爸的蒙古人却两次被神风所阻,未能入寇日本,这就让倭国上下产生了一种错觉。没有怼死倭国的蒙古人把在原爸爸给摩擦了,那么,自己是不是也可以?当然,随后回过神来的中原爸爸反手把蒙元给摩擦了,顺便还把不太老实的倭国也给摩擦了一番。这下子让倭国上下都明白了一个道理——你爸爸永远都是你爸爸。当然,如果不是有了崇祯皇帝这么个穿越者的话,再过个两百年左右,倭国就可以真正的把中原爸爸按在地上摩擦了。倭奴在战略上的眼光确实不怎么样儿,很难出现一个高明的战略大师,但是在战术上,这些倭奴却是比较出彩。比如德川家光,他不会想着怎么样构建一个摩擦大明爸爸的大战略,因为日本小小的弹丸之地也确实支撑不起来。但是这家伙会想着怎么在局部上面学习大明和其他人的优势,争取做到最好最强。这也是后世为什么倭国在某些方面独步全球,甚至于产生了工匠精神的原因。说白了,死心眼,钻牛角尖才是这些货的最真实写照——论到工匠技艺,八级钳工了解一下?而眼下,不管是从战略层面还是战术层面,整个倭国都不占任何优势,全方位被大明碾压,纵然德川家光也是一时之选,又怎么可能硬扛的住由自于大明和施凤来双方面的压力?黑田一郎就是在这种情况下,上了一艘大船,然后在海上漂着,除了中间靠岸补给之外,直到现在也没有看到陆地的影子。“黑田,带你们的人过来领饭!”听到明军士卒的喊声,黑田一郎赶忙躬着身体应道:“哈依!”黑田原本是织田的武士,可是随着织田家的没落,黑田也失去了自己原有的身份和地位。当一个精通杀人手段的武士在失去了自己主人家之后,他们就拥有了一个新的名字:浪人。端着满满的一堆食物,哪怕已经连续吃了一个多月了,黑田仍然抑制不住心中的激动。不提自己失去了主人以后的生活,就算是以前在为了织田家征战的时候,哪怕是战争时期也赶不上今天吃到的这些,更不用说平时了!碗里除了浓浓的粥在散发着诱人的浓香之外,还有一些咸菜条,一些简单的蔬菜,一块肉。肉啊,那是一般人能吃的起的?除了华族的老爷们,剩下的谁能吃的起肉?换成穷一些的大名,也未必能顿顿吃得上这么大块的肉!浓浓的酱汁咬到嘴里后散发出来的浓香,让黑田一时舍不得下咽,反复咀嚼之后,直到嘴里的肉彻底没有了味道才算是咽了下去。吃完了自己的饭后,黑田将带着羡慕的眼神投向了不远处明军士卒们的餐盘之上。他们的餐盘里跟自己的差不多,也是有菜有肉,但是菜和肉的花样有许多种,由着士卒们自己挑选,干干的米饭堆的跟小山一样高,还有一碗汤可以喝。对于这些汤,经常被拉去打下手的黑田很清楚,里面不放着大骨头熬出来的汤就是其他的米汤一类的。但是这些士卒们很可恶,吃不了的菜和饭都被他们随手给倒入了海里喂鱼。这是一艘神奇的船,好像船上从来就没有缺过冰块一样,不知道那些神一样的明国人是怎么变出来的。“黑田,过来!”这一声毫不客气的喊声,属于对面明军的一个头目,按照明军的说法就是总旗,负责这一整艘船上所有人的吃食。黑田赶紧放下手中已经被舔的发亮的餐盘,匆匆忙忙的跑了过去,躬身道:“哈依!”明军的头目连从地上起身的意思都欠奉,反而大大咧咧的问道:“你是愿意到了地方之下上岸,还是留在船上继续帮厨干活?”黑田的脑子不停的转了起来。自己对比其他的浪人,最大的优势就是自己会说大明的官话,虽然说起来磕磕绊绊的,但是总归是能表达清楚自己的意思,也能听得明白明国人在说些什么。在这些明国人的眼里,自己与其他的同胞是不同的,因为自己会说人话,已经算是个人了,不像其他的倭奴一样,只能算半人。眼前的明军大人物之所以会挑出自己来留下,估计也是因为自己会说人话这一个长处。但是该怎么选择呢?留在船上的好处很明显,来来回回的转运这些同胞,自己在中间肯定能捞取到很多的好处。但是缺点也很明显。转运这些在对方眼里只能算是半人的同胞,始终还是有结束的那天,最多不过是几个月的时间,或者说是一两年的时间。到时候自己还是得下船,跟其他的半人同胞们混在一起。看着黑田一郎纠结的样子,明军的总旗笑道:“你好好考虑考虑,不用急着回复我。”黑田躬身道:“哈依!”明军总旗挥了挥手,就命黑田退下了。机会已经给了他,如果不知道抓住,那就活该他去死,没有人会拦着——三条腿的蛤蟆不太好找,这两条腿想要上进的蛮子可多的是。随后的时间里,明军总旗再没有问过黑田的意见,仿佛已经彻底的把黑田忘在了脑后。而这也让黑田愈发的忐忑不安。鬼吓人不可怕,人吓人才会吓死人。或者换一个说法,叫做疑心生暗鬼。又在海上晃了差不多一个月的时间,终于接近了一行人此行的目的地。黑田在纠结了一路之后,也终于得出了自己的答案——下船,不留在船上。留在船上,转运的活计始终都有完工的那一天,到时候自己就失去了利用的价值。而失去了利用价值之后会发生些什么,黑田不敢想。但是跟着其他的同胞们下船,在一大群“不会说人话”的半人之中,自己这个基本上能够流利的与明国天神进行对话的人,自然就显出了用处。船上的明军总旗对此表示遗憾。不是会说人话就有机会成为人的,而自己已经给过黑田这样的机会,可是他并没有把握住。至于说下船之后会显示出他自己的用处来?或许会吧,或者在短时间内会显出他的用处,但是想要在郑芝龙那些家伙的手里讨得好儿去,估计是不太容易。郑芝龙提督的南海舰队跟南居益提督的东西舰队不一样。东海舰队的底子是登莱水师,跟倭寇并没有什么太过于刻骨铭心的恨。南海舰队的底子是福建水师,当初倭乱的时候就已经结下了深仇大恨,而后来上任的提督郑芝龙,老婆孩子都被倭寇扣押过,这种恨意就更不用说了。什么样的将领带什么样儿的兵,郑芝龙对于倭奴的恨意不浅,整个南海舰队也就把倭奴都给记恨上了。这其实是很正常的事儿,就像是现在大明上上下下的士卒都开始跟着皇帝陛下恨上了和硕特汗国一样。在这种情况下,黑田这个家伙选择了下船跟着他的同胞混在一起,总旗大人也只能暗祝他多活两年了。下了船之后,黑田最直接的感觉就是热,热的要死要死的,仿佛这里的太阳从来就没有往西边走,更不会落下去一般。稍微晃了晃身上的衣服,感觉着一丝丝凉快的黑田顾不得多想,便忙着招呼自己的那些半人同胞们开始整理队列。拜他能讲一口官话所赐,在出发之前,黑田就已经成功了这一批人的临时头领。黑田刚刚把队列整理好不久,一顶巨大无比的伞就出现在了黑田的眼前。郑芝凤皱着眉头看了看眼前的这些倭奴,心里很清楚这些家伙都是些什么货色——浪人。而浪人的代名词就是不服管教,野惯了的这些家伙可不是什么第561章总得有人牺牲整个朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司彻底平定下来的速度超乎于任何任的意料,和硕特汗被怼死的速度也是快到超乎相像。就好像《独断大明》的作者官神去大保健,结果前戏做了足足一个时辰,然后一二三完事,开始进入贤者时间一般。怼死了敌人,打了胜仗,自然就要有庆功宴。破罐子破摔的几个法王土王也顾不得再研究什么清规戒律了,该喝酒的照样喝,那些看起来是肉实际上就是肉的“所谓”素菜也照吃不误。不吃不行啊,上一个有反对意见的阿哈买提已经被喂了狗,剩下的人里面没有谁再敢去挑衅阿敏。朵甘思的冬天好像比其他地方来得更早一些,阿敏的中军大帐中因为点起了火炉而有些炎热的感觉,帐外已经是寒风呼啸。酒过三巡,菜过五味,阿敏与莽古尔泰等人对视了一眼后,便端起酒杯,笑眯眯的对着八大土王法王道:“说起来,本指挥使倒是从前朝鲜国主那里听说过一句话,让本指挥使颇有感触啊。”跟阿敏接触最早,也可以说是接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏合什礼拜道:“不知道是什么话让指挥使大人颇有感触?”阿敏的脸上浮现出一股追忆的神色,仿佛已经穿越了时空,回到了自己与前朝鲜国主,现在的绫阳王一起饮酒的时光:“绫阳王说的好啊,有些人就跟野狗一般,跑来跑去的就忘记自己的主人是谁了!”这句话是绫阳君李倧说的没错,但是事实上,阿敏根本就没有和李倧一起喝过酒,这句话也是从别处听来的。仿佛已经陷入追忆不可自拔的阿敏扫视了在场的八大土王和法王一眼,接着道:“绫阳王说这句话的时候,乃是建奴派人去劝降绫阳王,劝降之人被绫阳王杀了。本指挥使当时身负圣命,潜伏于建奴左右,对于绫阳王的话自然是深以为然。这人呐,就不能忘本,似老奴努尔哈赤和小奴黄台吉那般的狗奴才,不思报效陛下大恩却想着反叛大明,罪不容诛!”赞善王思巴儿监藏和其他几个土王法王已经是一脸懵逼——你自己是个什么东西你自己心里没点儿逼数?但是看着阿敏一副大义凛然的模样,莫非这爱新觉罗·阿敏真的是奉了皇命才潜伏在建奴内部的?关键是,你他娘的把你自己的本家卖的一干二净,对你到底有什么好处?现在又是谁给你的脸和勇气在这里大放厥词?纵然心中万分不耻,赞善王思巴儿监藏还是双手合什,赞叹道:“指挥使大人忍辱负重,可比身在曹营心在汉的关圣人。”笑着摆了摆手,阿敏又接着道:“本指挥使现在只想问一句,尔等,还记得自己的主人是谁么?”赞善王思巴儿监藏从座位上站了起来,双手合什,躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子。”其他几个土王和法王一样从座位上站了起来,如同赞善王一般合什躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子!”阿敏笑着摇了摇头道:“依本指挥使看来,倒也不尽然。现在有些人在想着本指挥使退兵了之后继续统治着这片土地,关起门来当个土皇帝,你们说,对于这样儿的人,本指挥使该怎么处置?”赞善王思巴儿监藏讪讪的笑道:“指挥使大人说笑了,若无天子册封,我等又如何有如今的身份?在场之人,更不会有人怀这等不当人子的心思!”如果不是老子知道你们都是些什么玩意,你们说的话,老子差点儿都信了!阿敏手中端着的酒杯猛的往地下一摔,大声喝道:“动手!”五个土王身后一群士卒涌出,持刀便向着五大土王砍去,连一丝一毫的反应时间都没给这五大土王留下。阿敏却不知道从哪儿又翻出来一个杯子,再次斟满了酒,吩咐道:“拖出去,喂狗。”包括跟阿敏接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏在内,一共五个土王全部被乱刀乱死,剩下三个面如土色的法王站在那里,战战兢兢的望着阿敏,不知道接下来又该上演什么戏码了。扫视了剩下的三个法王,阿敏才笑眯眯的道:“三位请坐,咱们继续喝酒?”三大法王之中地位最高,传承也是最久的灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞壮着胆子道:“不知道指挥使大人为何要杀掉他们?”阿敏脸上笑容不变,端起酒杯道:“这些混帐东西想着自己关上门来自己做主,视朝廷政令如无物,如今更是暗中跟那些色目混帐们勾结到一起,这是为人奴才该有的态度?如何不该杀?”巴坚赞愣了半晌后才道:“指挥使就这么杀掉了五大土王,可是有陛下旨意?”阿敏毫不在意的摊了摊手道:“没有。”巴坚赞又接着道:“那指挥使大人就不怕陛下怪罪?”阿敏盯着三大法王笑道:“看,这就是本指挥使与那五个蠢货之间的不同了。本指挥使是陛下的奴才,子子孙孙都是陛下的奴才,主子让奴才生,奴才就生,主子让奴才死,奴才就死。所以本指挥使杀了他们也就杀了,就算是主子爷怪罪,那也是我这个当奴才应受的。”见三大法王皆是闭口不言了,阿敏才接着道:“接下来的事情,想必不要本指挥使再多说什么了吧?”巴坚赞的眼中挤出两行浊泪,心痛万分的道:“是,赞善王思巴儿监藏等在与和硕特汗交战之时力战而亡,指挥使大人虽尽力救援,但是却因为这五人冒然进兵而救之不及?”阿敏赞赏的点了点头道:“可惜了,思巴儿监藏等人尽心国事,力战而死,本指挥使心中痛甚!惜甚!”捶了捶胸口后,阿敏又接着道:“只是逝者已矣,五大土王虽死,这朵甘思和乌思藏的土地还在,不知道三位有什么好的办法?”见阿敏这就把皮球踢了过来,灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞和大宝法王得银协巴还有大乘法王昆泽思巴互相对视了一眼之后,巴坚赞才拱手道:“愿听指挥使大人安排!”巴坚赞三人也算是看明白了,今天这是宴无好宴,会无好会,阿敏这个缺德带冒烟的货早就在筹划这一天了。而通过自己三人被留下而五大土王却被砍了之后拖出去喂狗,三人也隐隐约约对于阿敏的心思有了一定的揣测。或者说隐隐约约的知道了大明皇帝到底想要干什么。自己三个法土都是传教的,说白了,除了在传教的事物上,其他方面的权利并不如五大土王——那五个土王手里都有土地,有牧民,有兵丁,而自己三人手里恰恰没有这些东西。除非是把寺庙也算成土地,否则自己三人除了信徒之外可以说是一无所有。很可能也是因为这个原因,才让自己三人活了下来,而那五个土王却就此殒命。没有理会三人心中在想些什么,阿敏笑眯眯的端着酒杯道:“三位能有这样儿的认识,本指挥使心中高兴!高兴!来,尽饮此杯!”喝酒?吃肉?算得了什么,就算是阿敏要砍死佛祖又能算得了什么?没有人是傻子,尤其是地位越高的人就越不是傻子——地位低的人除了信之外,没有其他任何的办法。当一个人走到了一定的高度之后,自然而然的就学会了一项天赋技能——质疑。质疑自己所见所闻所学,甚至于质疑佛祖。虽然这种质疑只能深深的压在心底,不能宣知于众更不能让信徒们知道,但是存在就是存在,没办法抹去。见巴坚赞三人毫不迟疑的饮尽了杯中酒,阿敏才哈哈大笑道:“本指挥使今天有话直说了吧。以后三位法王要传教,没问题,但是传教的前提必须是遵守大明律。而这五位战死的土王,本指挥使自然也会上书朝廷和万岁爷,替他们请封。至于这五位法王战死之后的土地及权利由何人继承,自然也是由万岁爷和朝廷说了算,三位以为如何?”巴坚赞双手合什道:“指挥使此言大善,教法不逾国法,此乃正理也。”见巴坚赞已经代表大宝法和大乘法王表了态,阿敏便笑着道:“可是还有一些人,偏偏不想让本指挥使高兴!”巴坚赞皱眉道:“指挥使大人说的,可是那些色目人?”阿敏冷笑道:“正是这些人!现在乖巧无比,不代表以后也乖巧无比,谁知道他们会在哪天跳出来给本指挥使找不痛快?”昆泽思巴同样皱眉道:“指挥使大人的意思是?”阿敏脸上的杀意一闪而逝,呵呵笑道:“那就得看三位的了?”巴坚赞三人再次互相对视了一眼之后,才由巴坚赞出头道:“指挥使大可放心,我等一定会处置妥当!”阿敏举杯笑道:“好!本指挥使相信三位法王会给我一个满意的答案!请!”送走了三大法王之后,莽古尔泰便问道:“这三个家伙会不会甘心听命?还有他们说处置妥当,是怎么处置?”阿敏摇了摇头道:“谁知道?如果不是顾忌着朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司这两处有太多的色目人和喇嘛,今天我倒是想把这八个家伙全部砍死。至于说他们会怎么处置,我说我也不知道,你信不?”对于阿敏的屁话,莽古尔泰自然不可能相信。阿敏什么时候还会顾忌这些蛮子?动辄屠城才是阿敏应有的人设好不好?见莽古尔泰一脸不信的样子,阿敏再次无奈的摇了摇头道:“我是真不知道这三个家伙说的处置妥当是怎么回事儿!只是看那个巴坚赞一副胸有成竹的样子,才想着让他们试试的!”莽古尔泰道:“若是这三个家伙真的处置妥当了,你打算怎么办?”阿敏愣道:“他们手里没有兵马,除了一些喇嘛之外,拿什么处置妥当?靠佛祖保佑?如果佛祖真能保佑,你觉得黄台吉会吐血而亡?多尔衮那头野獾会带着他的小嫂子跑到奴尔干都司去?”一直没有出声的楼诚则是阴恻恻的道:“妥当不妥当的,不还是咱们说了算的?”一锤定音!阿敏现在处处以崇祯皇帝的奴才自居,放在大明自然没有多少人当成一回事儿,但是放在这些不清楚真实情况的法王们眼里,阿敏口中的奴才两个字,可就很有分量了。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰两个人心里清楚,论到真正的奴才和在崇祯皇帝心中的分量,自己两个人捆在一起也未必能比得过楼诚一个人。能在崇祯元年以前就潜伏到辽东,还是潜伏在沈阳这种地方的锦衣卫同知会是个简单角色?而且崇祯皇帝登基后也没有把楼诚调住别处,该有的好处一样没少过,就足以说明崇祯皇帝对于楼诚的信任了。自己这些野生的奴才,跟皇帝家世代相传的家奴比起来,差距不是一星半点儿的大!不过,这也没什么,只要自己两个人尽心替主子办事儿,早晚会成为主子的心腹奴才,未必就比这楼同知差到哪儿去。打定了主意后,阿敏便哈哈笑道:“楼同知所言极是,这妥当不妥当,可不就是咱们说了算的?一点点的来,先借着这些喇嘛的手把色目人给清理一波,然后再慢慢的清理掉这些喇嘛,不就妥当了?实在不行,还可以寻一些由头,驱使这些家伙们去叶尔羌那里不是?左右都是些蛮子,死光了也不心疼!”阿敏三人正在算计着这些乱七八糟的事,随着巴坚赞一起回到了住处的大宝法和和大乘法王在坐下之后便盯着巴坚赞道:“你刚才说的咱们会处置妥当,你有什么办法?”巴坚赞一脸懵逼的问道:“刚才不是你们使眼色让我答应下来的?我以为你们有办法才那么说的!”PS:推书《我有一个祖宗群》,开局崇祯十七年,离着老歪脖子树只有一个月的距离……第566章佛曰,我不认地狱谁入地狱郑芝凤觉得区区一片森林而已,就算是一颗树一棵树的砍下去,也有砍光的那一天,早晚的事儿。当然,这种事儿都是郑芝凤带着大明的士卒们在干,哪怕是慢了一些,也没让刚刚来到这里的倭国浪人们插手。这些浪人们都被分配到了郑芝虎的手下,去找原本生活在这片土地上的那些蛮子们麻烦去了。毕竟由倭国浪人杀蛮子跟让大明的士卒们杀蛮子根本就不是一个概念——倭国浪人杀了蛮子或者被蛮子们给反杀都无所谓,不过是区区一些银两的事儿,而且这些银两以后还会拿回来。大明的士卒们要是死伤多了一些,那才是真正的麻烦事儿,还是带着士卒们清理这片该死的森林为好。随着时间一点点的推进,区区的一片森林自然是没有拦住郑芝凤等人的脚步。别说是现在明军方面已经开始用火炮进行地毯式向前推进,就算是没有大炮,想要地毯式向森林内部推进也不是什么太大的问题。区别也不过是时间快慢的问题而已。深入了这片无名森林之后就消失的无影无踪的一个小旗部也被找到了,没有一个人活下来,全部死在了一起。尸体上面已经没有了一丝的血肉,只剩下了白森森的骨架和一些破破烂烂的布条,骨架的旁边随处散落着火铳和腰刀,弓弩,火折子以及其他一些乱七八糟的东西。通过周边依旧有些凌乱的痕迹可以看出这几个士卒是跟什么东西搏杀过的,郑芝凤甚至可以通过周围那些弹痕和刀剑的痕迹想像出当时的惨烈。几具骨架里面,除了四具是躺着的姿势外,有一架是面向北方而且保持了跪姿的。但是这具跪姿骨架的小腿处骨头分成了两截,上面还有着深深的牙印,明显是被什么东西咬断的,身前则横着骨架主人生前所佩带的腰刀。郑芝凤的脸色有些阴沉,只不过原本有些白皙的皮肤因为海上风吹日晒加上来到这片土地后的爆晒有些发黑,一时之间看不出来什么。明晃晃的太阳挂在天上,一束束的阳光穿过森林里茂密的树枝树叶洒在地上,被阳光照射后蒸腾而起的水气跟阳光的光束混在一块儿,形成一副仿若仙家盛景一般的图画。至于郑芝凤的身后,因为明军已经把树木都给清理掉,少了树枝和树叶的遮挡,大片的阳光晒的郑芝凤后背有些发烫。一冷一热,仅仅一步之遥。郑芝凤不是没有见过死人,战场上还有兄弟们死在自己的眼前。征战沙场就难免马革裹尸,当不得什么大事儿。走到了这具保持着跪姿的尸骨身前,郑芝凤觉得自己后背在发烫,甚至于连衣服都有种要被引燃的错觉。但是郑芝龙觉得自己整个人的心中却是在发冷,抬头看看眼前的尸骨和树林,一股不寒而栗的感觉从心底升起,刺的后背直发痒。一片森林,五个全副武装的士卒,就这么悄无声息的死在了这里,没能传递出一点儿的消息。如果不是今天找到了他们的尸骨,估计不会有任何人知道。尤其是眼前这具保持了跪姿的尸骨,很明显是腿断了之后无力行走,最终选择了自刎而亡。迟疑了片刻之后,郑芝凤慢慢的蹲下身子,轻轻伸出手,向着尸骨脖子间挂着的一块木牌伸去。郑芝凤觉得自己的动作已经尽量放轻,但是还没有等他完全提起木牌,眼前的尸骨再也没办法保持跪姿,稀里哗啦的就散在了地上。许是在这片阴暗潮湿的森林里时间太长了些,整块木牌又湿又滑,上面还长出了一些青苔,让人根本就无法分辨上面的字迹到底都写了些什么,只能一点点的顺着刻痕去清理。郑芝凤不信邪,反复的用手蹭着上面的青苔,用指甲顺着木牌上面的刻痕进行一点点的清理。“大明海军南海舰队前百户所小旗程入云”清理了半天,郑芝凤终于将木牌给清理了出来,堪堪可以看到上面的刻痕。郑芝凤强自忍了半天,风刚在见到这五具尸骨时就已经在眼眶中打转的泪水再也没能忍住,顺着眼角便滑落了下来。没有理会滑落的泪水,郑芝凤起身后便哽咽着吩咐道:“把这五位兄弟的尸骨都好生收殓,带回营地。其余人撤出这片森林!”等到一个小旗部的尸骨都收殓完,所有人也都从森林之中撤出,郑芝凤恨恨的望了一眼前方的森林,咬牙道:“换开花弹!给老子轰!老子要把这片林子彻底抹去!”郑芝凤的命令被彻底执行了下去,原本一望无迹的森林也没能抗过一天的时间就宣告被抹平。至于开花弹所造成的起火什么的,郑芝凤根本就不担心,明军士卒也没有一个人担心。这里的湿气太大,就算是着火,一会儿的工夫也会变成暗火,然后再变成一股股的黑烟,根本就不存在什么引发大火灾的问题。更别提森林之外已经提前挖出来了一条极宽的防火沟,就算是起了大火,也烧不到郑芝凤等人这个方向。回到大帐的郑芝凤阴沉着脸,脱去了盔甲之后就跳入了帐子中的水池,把头深深的埋进了水里。早就出了水池并擦干了身子的郑芝龙披着一件薄袍,等郑芝凤的脑袋从水里抬起来之后,才开口问道:“怎么了?”郑芝凤恨恨的道:“那个小旗部的兄弟们找到了,无一生还。”郑芝龙点了点头:“预料之中的事。那么大一片森林,他们没能走出来,携带的弹药和补给也注定他们撑不了太长的时间。说白了,就算是他们没遇上什么致命的危险,光是缺水和饥饿都能要了他们的命,哪怕是换成锦衣卫的人进去也是一样。”红着眼睛的郑芝凤怒道:“五个一起从大明出来的兄弟,没有死在跟蛮子们打仗的海上,没有死在吕宋,偏偏死在了这么一片森林里边!如果当初不是我下令让他们去探索这片该死的森林,他们就不会死的这么没有价值!”郑芝龙叹了一声,绕到了郑芝凤所在的位置,蹲下身子轻轻拍了拍郑芝凤的肩膀道:“他们是大明的士卒,这就是命!当初你不下这道命令,我也会下这道命令,一样会死人,区别在于死的可能是别人,而不是这五个兄弟。不管怎么说,这五个兄弟也告诉我们一件事,那就是森林危险,不得轻易进入,他们的死,也算值得了。”郑芝凤知道大哥郑芝龙在安慰自己,而且郑芝龙所说的也是事实。当兵打仗,哪有不死人的?不是死在战场上,就是死在去战场的路上,又有多少人上了战场还能囫囵着活下来的?长坂坡七进七出的赵子龙也仅仅只有一个,大明的士卒没有赵子龙的那般本事。但是明白归明白,心里难受归心里难受,拗不过这个弯来归拗不过弯。恨恨的捧起水洗了一把脸,又呸的一声将不小心渗入口中的水吐了出去,郑芝凤才道:“什么狗屁森林,我已经下令将之彻底抹去,以后那里再也不会有什么森林了!”郑芝龙闻言一愣,转而又拍了拍郑芝凤的肩膀,笑道:“抹去了就抹去了,以后不要再这么鲁莽了便是。”郑芝凤嗯了一声,之后便泡在水中,不再开口说话,让人摸不清楚他心里到底在想些什么。郑芝龙再一次的叹息一声,也不再理会郑芝凤,而是吩咐人去准备酒菜。像这种心结,别人没办法替,也没办法劝,只能依靠他自己走出来才行。走出来了,就是一名合格的军事统帅。走不出来,要么以后从文,要么就会成为一个废人。但是郑芝龙不想眼睁睁的看着小五成为一个废人,只能尽自己的一份薄力。酒菜很快就准备好了,一些简简单单的鱼肉,一壶酒。鱼是海里的鱼,肉是亲兵们猎到的小兽,经过舰队厨子精心的烹制,倒也别有一番味道。至于酒水,因为军中严禁饮酒但是又携带了酒精用于消毒,所以这些舰队的家伙们早几百年就发明了往酒精里掺水的玩法——能喝,喝不死人就行,不敢奢求太多。郑芝凤一口将杯子中的酒饮净,红着眼睛问道:“大哥,你说这些人死的到底值不值?他们会不会恨我?他们的家人会不会恨我?”郑芝龙再一次给郑芝凤将酒斟满,却又按住了郑芝凤想要端起杯子的手,盯着郑芝凤的眼睛道:“值!不会恨!”缓缓的松开按着郑芝凤的手之后,见郑芝凤没有再一次端起杯子的意思,郑芝龙才暗自舒了一口气,接着道:“就像我刚才跟你说的一样,命令你不下,就得由我下,他们不去,就得有别的同袍去。这就是命,做为一个士卒的命。在这种森林的面前,其实并不分什么士卒与将领,就算是你我带兵进去也是一样。像这种因为探路而亡的兄弟们,是属于阵亡,不是老死于病榻之上,更不是死于行军路上,光这个,就值!”再次叹了一口气后,郑芝龙又接着道:“老五,我知道你心里难受,我心里也不好受,他们还不如死在与佛朗机人的战场上,那样我心里还能痛快点儿。但是不成啊,路总得有人去探,想要替我大明占领这块土地,就必须得有人做出牺牲!别说是这五个兄弟,就算是领兵在外清剿蛮子的老二,谁又能保证他一定是安全的?谁又能保证你我一定是安全的?”郑芝凤嗯了一声,端起眼前的酒杯一饮而尽,重重的将酒杯顿在桌子上,又伸手从郑芝龙的手里夺过酒壶给自己斟满,才红着眼睛道:“我知道,我都明白,可是我就是心里难受!”望着又一饮而尽的郑芝凤,郑芝龙颇感无奈的道:“然后呢?你能让他们活过来还是我能让他们活过来?眼下我们要做的是收殓好兄弟们,把他们带回大明,让他们能进入忠烈祠得享血食。然后呢?然后我们还要继续探索这片土地,直到我们彻底摸清楚了这里的情况,直到这里彻底成为我大明所有!在这个过程中,必然会有兄弟们不断的死去,因为疾病,因为与蛮子们的交战,因为猛兽,因为看不见的危险。但是那又能怎么样?我们能停下探索的脚步吗?先不说陛下会不会饶了我们,也不说我们就此停下后是否对的起这些死去的兄弟们,光说你自己的心里,能过的去?”端起自己眼前的酒杯,将掺了水的酒精一饮而尽后,郑芝龙的眼睛也红了:“凭他娘的什么?这里的土地你看到了,到现在都没有入秋的意思,洒下种子就能结出粮食,凭什么归那些蛮子?凭什么不能归我大明所有?嗯?!我告诉你,这里必须是大明的,也只能是大明的!咱们兄弟做为大明的将领,就必须学会站到将领的角度去考虑问题,而不是像以前一样用海盗的想法来看问题!”从郑芝凤的手里夺回酒壶,自斟自饮了一杯后,郑芝龙的舌头已经有些打结:“以后,都是你聪明,你看问题比哥哥更长远。可是这一回,老五,你,不行!不能光想着什么兄弟情谊,你还得,还得记着你是大明的靖海侯,是开拓这片土地的先锋!”咣当一声,郑芝龙手里的酒壶便掉到了地上,酒水也洒了一地,脑子中的最后一个念头就是水掺少了……郑芝凤嘿嘿笑了一声,红着眼睛想要去捞起地上的酒壶,却不想没把握住身体的平衡,噗通一声便摔倒在地上,连着屁股底下的凳子也一起摔倒。在帐外的亲兵们冲进来后,只见郑芝龙趴在了杯盏狼藉的桌子上,郑芝凤倒在地上,脑袋不远处便是向外滴着酒的酒壶,两个人已经开始打起了鼾。第562章黑历史整个朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司彻底平定下来的速度超乎于任何任的意料,和硕特汗被怼死的速度也是快到超乎相像。就好像《独断大明》的作者官神去大保健,结果前戏做了足足一个时辰,然后一二三完事,开始进入贤者时间一般。怼死了敌人,打了胜仗,自然就要有庆功宴。破罐子破摔的几个法王土王也顾不得再研究什么清规戒律了,该喝酒的照样喝,那些看起来是肉实际上就是肉的“所谓”素菜也照吃不误。不吃不行啊,上一个有反对意见的阿哈买提已经被喂了狗,剩下的人里面没有谁再敢去挑衅阿敏。朵甘思的冬天好像比其他地方来得更早一些,阿敏的中军大帐中因为点起了火炉而有些炎热的感觉,帐外已经是寒风呼啸。酒过三巡,菜过五味,阿敏与莽古尔泰等人对视了一眼后,便端起酒杯,笑眯眯的对着八大土王法王道:“说起来,本指挥使倒是从前朝鲜国主那里听说过一句话,让本指挥使颇有感触啊。”跟阿敏接触最早,也可以说是接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏合什礼拜道:“不知道是什么话让指挥使大人颇有感触?”阿敏的脸上浮现出一股追忆的神色,仿佛已经穿越了时空,回到了自己与前朝鲜国主,现在的绫阳王一起饮酒的时光:“绫阳王说的好啊,有些人就跟野狗一般,跑来跑去的就忘记自己的主人是谁了!”这句话是绫阳君李倧说的没错,但是事实上,阿敏根本就没有和李倧一起喝过酒,这句话也是从别处听来的。仿佛已经陷入追忆不可自拔的阿敏扫视了在场的八大土王和法王一眼,接着道:“绫阳王说这句话的时候,乃是建奴派人去劝降绫阳王,劝降之人被绫阳王杀了。本指挥使当时身负圣命,潜伏于建奴左右,对于绫阳王的话自然是深以为然。这人呐,就不能忘本,似老奴努尔哈赤和小奴黄台吉那般的狗奴才,不思报效陛下大恩却想着反叛大明,罪不容诛!”赞善王思巴儿监藏和其他几个土王法王已经是一脸懵逼——你自己是个什么东西你自己心里没点儿逼数?但是看着阿敏一副大义凛然的模样,莫非这爱新觉罗·阿敏真的是奉了皇命才潜伏在建奴内部的?关键是,你他娘的把你自己的本家卖的一干二净,对你到底有什么好处?现在又是谁给你的脸和勇气在这里大放厥词?纵然心中万分不耻,赞善王思巴儿监藏还是双手合什,赞叹道:“指挥使大人忍辱负重,可比身在曹营心在汉的关圣人。”笑着摆了摆手,阿敏又接着道:“本指挥使现在只想问一句,尔等,还记得自己的主人是谁么?”赞善王思巴儿监藏从座位上站了起来,双手合什,躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子。”其他几个土王和法王一样从座位上站了起来,如同赞善王一般合什躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子!”阿敏笑着摇了摇头道:“依本指挥使看来,倒也不尽然。现在有些人在想着本指挥使退兵了之后继续统治着这片土地,关起门来当个土皇帝,你们说,对于这样儿的人,本指挥使该怎么处置?”赞善王思巴儿监藏讪讪的笑道:“指挥使大人说笑了,若无天子册封,我等又如何有如今的身份?在场之人,更不会有人怀这等不当人子的心思!”如果不是老子知道你们都是些什么玩意,你们说的话,老子差点儿都信了!阿敏手中端着的酒杯猛的往地下一摔,大声喝道:“动手!”五个土王身后一群士卒涌出,持刀便向着五大土王砍去,连一丝一毫的反应时间都没给这五大土王留下。阿敏却不知道从哪儿又翻出来一个杯子,再次斟满了酒,吩咐道:“拖出去,喂狗。”包括跟阿敏接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏在内,一共五个土王全部被乱刀乱死,剩下三个面如土色的法王站在那里,战战兢兢的望着阿敏,不知道接下来又该上演什么戏码了。扫视了剩下的三个法王,阿敏才笑眯眯的道:“三位请坐,咱们继续喝酒?”三大法王之中地位最高,传承也是最久的灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞壮着胆子道:“不知道指挥使大人为何要杀掉他们?”阿敏脸上笑容不变,端起酒杯道:“这些混帐东西想着自己关上门来自己做主,视朝廷政令如无物,如今更是暗中跟那些色目混帐们勾结到一起,这是为人奴才该有的态度?如何不该杀?”巴坚赞愣了半晌后才道:“指挥使就这么杀掉了五大土王,可是有陛下旨意?”阿敏毫不在意的摊了摊手道:“没有。”巴坚赞又接着道:“那指挥使大人就不怕陛下怪罪?”阿敏盯着三大法王笑道:“看,这就是本指挥使与那五个蠢货之间的不同了。本指挥使是陛下的奴才,子子孙孙都是陛下的奴才,主子让奴才生,奴才就生,主子让奴才死,奴才就死。所以本指挥使杀了他们也就杀了,就算是主子爷怪罪,那也是我这个当奴才应受的。”见三大法王皆是闭口不言了,阿敏才接着道:“接下来的事情,想必不要本指挥使再多说什么了吧?”巴坚赞的眼中挤出两行浊泪,心痛万分的道:“是,赞善王思巴儿监藏等在与和硕特汗交战之时力战而亡,指挥使大人虽尽力救援,但是却因为这五人冒然进兵而救之不及?”阿敏赞赏的点了点头道:“可惜了,思巴儿监藏等人尽心国事,力战而死,本指挥使心中痛甚!惜甚!”捶了捶胸口后,阿敏又接着道:“只是逝者已矣,五大土王虽死,这朵甘思和乌思藏的土地还在,不知道三位有什么好的办法?”见阿敏这就把皮球踢了过来,灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞和大宝法王得银协巴还有大乘法王昆泽思巴互相对视了一眼之后,巴坚赞才拱手道:“愿听指挥使大人安排!”巴坚赞三人也算是看明白了,今天这是宴无好宴,会无好会,阿敏这个缺德带冒烟的货早就在筹划这一天了。而通过自己三人被留下而五大土王却被砍了之后拖出去喂狗,三人也隐隐约约对于阿敏的心思有了一定的揣测。或者说隐隐约约的知道了大明皇帝到底想要干什么。自己三个法土都是传教的,说白了,除了在传教的事物上,其他方面的权利并不如五大土王——那五个土王手里都有土地,有牧民,有兵丁,而自己三人手里恰恰没有这些东西。除非是把寺庙也算成土地,否则自己三人除了信徒之外可以说是一无所有。很可能也是因为这个原因,才让自己三人活了下来,而那五个土王却就此殒命。没有理会三人心中在想些什么,阿敏笑眯眯的端着酒杯道:“三位能有这样儿的认识,本指挥使心中高兴!高兴!来,尽饮此杯!”喝酒?吃肉?算得了什么,就算是阿敏要砍死佛祖又能算得了什么?没有人是傻子,尤其是地位越高的人就越不是傻子——地位低的人除了信之外,没有其他任何的办法。当一个人走到了一定的高度之后,自然而然的就学会了一项天赋技能——质疑。质疑自己所见所闻所学,甚至于质疑佛祖。虽然这种质疑只能深深的压在心底,不能宣知于众更不能让信徒们知道,但是存在就是存在,没办法抹去。见巴坚赞三人毫不迟疑的饮尽了杯中酒,阿敏才哈哈大笑道:“本指挥使今天有话直说了吧。以后三位法王要传教,没问题,但是传教的前提必须是遵守大明律。而这五位战死的土王,本指挥使自然也会上书朝廷和万岁爷,替他们请封。至于这五位法王战死之后的土地及权利由何人继承,自然也是由万岁爷和朝廷说了算,三位以为如何?”巴坚赞双手合什道:“指挥使此言大善,教法不逾国法,此乃正理也。”见巴坚赞已经代表大宝法和大乘法王表了态,阿敏便笑着道:“可是还有一些人,偏偏不想让本指挥使高兴!”巴坚赞皱眉道:“指挥使大人说的,可是那些色目人?”阿敏冷笑道:“正是这些人!现在乖巧无比,不代表以后也乖巧无比,谁知道他们会在哪天跳出来给本指挥使找不痛快?”昆泽思巴同样皱眉道:“指挥使大人的意思是?”阿敏脸上的杀意一闪而逝,呵呵笑道:“那就得看三位的了?”巴坚赞三人再次互相对视了一眼之后,才由巴坚赞出头道:“指挥使大可放心,我等一定会处置妥当!”阿敏举杯笑道:“好!本指挥使相信三位法王会给我一个满意的答案!请!”送走了三大法王之后,莽古尔泰便问道:“这三个家伙会不会甘心听命?还有他们说处置妥当,是怎么处置?”阿敏摇了摇头道:“谁知道?如果不是顾忌着朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司这两处有太多的色目人和喇嘛,今天我倒是想把这八个家伙全部砍死。至于说他们会怎么处置,我说我也不知道,你信不?”对于阿敏的屁话,莽古尔泰自然不可能相信。阿敏什么时候还会顾忌这些蛮子?动辄屠城才是阿敏应有的人设好不好?见莽古尔泰一脸不信的样子,阿敏再次无奈的摇了摇头道:“我是真不知道这三个家伙说的处置妥当是怎么回事儿!只是看那个巴坚赞一副胸有成竹的样子,才想着让他们试试的!”莽古尔泰道:“若是这三个家伙真的处置妥当了,你打算怎么办?”阿敏愣道:“他们手里没有兵马,除了一些喇嘛之外,拿什么处置妥当?靠佛祖保佑?如果佛祖真能保佑,你觉得黄台吉会吐血而亡?多尔衮那头野獾会带着他的小嫂子跑到奴尔干都司去?”一直没有出声的楼诚则是阴恻恻的道:“妥当不妥当的,不还是咱们说了算的?”一锤定音!阿敏现在处处以崇祯皇帝的奴才自居,放在大明自然没有多少人当成一回事儿,但是放在这些不清楚真实情况的法王们眼里,阿敏口中的奴才两个字,可就很有分量了。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰两个人心里清楚,论到真正的奴才和在崇祯皇帝心中的分量,自己两个人捆在一起也未必能比得过楼诚一个人。能在崇祯元年以前就潜伏到辽东,还是潜伏在沈阳这种地方的锦衣卫同知会是个简单角色?而且崇祯皇帝登基后也没有把楼诚调住别处,该有的好处一样没少过,就足以说明崇祯皇帝对于楼诚的信任了。自己这些野生的奴才,跟皇帝家世代相传的家奴比起来,差距不是一星半点儿的大!不过,这也没什么,只要自己两个人尽心替主子办事儿,早晚会成为主子的心腹奴才,未必就比这楼同知差到哪儿去。打定了主意后,阿敏便哈哈笑道:“楼同知所言极是,这妥当不妥当,可不就是咱们说了算的?一点点的来,先借着这些喇嘛的手把色目人给清理一波,然后再慢慢的清理掉这些喇嘛,不就妥当了?实在不行,还可以寻一些由头,驱使这些家伙们去叶尔羌那里不是?左右都是些蛮子,死光了也不心疼!”阿敏三人正在算计着这些乱七八糟的事,随着巴坚赞一起回到了住处的大宝法和和大乘法王在坐下之后便盯着巴坚赞道:“你刚才说的咱们会处置妥当,你有什么办法?”巴坚赞一脸懵逼的问道:“刚才不是你们使眼色让我答应下来的?我以为你们有办法才那么说的!”PS:推书《我有一个祖宗群》,开局崇祯十七年,离着老歪脖子树只有一个月的距离……第566章佛曰,我不认地狱谁入地狱。

  整个朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司彻底平定下来的速度超乎于任何任的意料,和硕特汗被怼死的速度也是快到超乎相像。就好像《独断大明》的作者官神去大保健,结果前戏做了足足一个时辰,然后一二三完事,开始进入贤者时间一般。怼死了敌人,打了胜仗,自然就要有庆功宴。破罐子破摔的几个法王土王也顾不得再研究什么清规戒律了,该喝酒的照样喝,那些看起来是肉实际上就是肉的“所谓”素菜也照吃不误。不吃不行啊,上一个有反对意见的阿哈买提已经被喂了狗,剩下的人里面没有谁再敢去挑衅阿敏。朵甘思的冬天好像比其他地方来得更早一些,阿敏的中军大帐中因为点起了火炉而有些炎热的感觉,帐外已经是寒风呼啸。酒过三巡,菜过五味,阿敏与莽古尔泰等人对视了一眼后,便端起酒杯,笑眯眯的对着八大土王法王道:“说起来,本指挥使倒是从前朝鲜国主那里听说过一句话,让本指挥使颇有感触啊。”跟阿敏接触最早,也可以说是接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏合什礼拜道:“不知道是什么话让指挥使大人颇有感触?”阿敏的脸上浮现出一股追忆的神色,仿佛已经穿越了时空,回到了自己与前朝鲜国主,现在的绫阳王一起饮酒的时光:“绫阳王说的好啊,有些人就跟野狗一般,跑来跑去的就忘记自己的主人是谁了!”这句话是绫阳君李倧说的没错,但是事实上,阿敏根本就没有和李倧一起喝过酒,这句话也是从别处听来的。仿佛已经陷入追忆不可自拔的阿敏扫视了在场的八大土王和法王一眼,接着道:“绫阳王说这句话的时候,乃是建奴派人去劝降绫阳王,劝降之人被绫阳王杀了。本指挥使当时身负圣命,潜伏于建奴左右,对于绫阳王的话自然是深以为然。这人呐,就不能忘本,似老奴努尔哈赤和小奴黄台吉那般的狗奴才,不思报效陛下大恩却想着反叛大明,罪不容诛!”赞善王思巴儿监藏和其他几个土王法王已经是一脸懵逼——你自己是个什么东西你自己心里没点儿逼数?但是看着阿敏一副大义凛然的模样,莫非这爱新觉罗·阿敏真的是奉了皇命才潜伏在建奴内部的?关键是,你他娘的把你自己的本家卖的一干二净,对你到底有什么好处?现在又是谁给你的脸和勇气在这里大放厥词?纵然心中万分不耻,赞善王思巴儿监藏还是双手合什,赞叹道:“指挥使大人忍辱负重,可比身在曹营心在汉的关圣人。”笑着摆了摆手,阿敏又接着道:“本指挥使现在只想问一句,尔等,还记得自己的主人是谁么?”赞善王思巴儿监藏从座位上站了起来,双手合什,躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子。”其他几个土王和法王一样从座位上站了起来,如同赞善王一般合什躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子!”阿敏笑着摇了摇头道:“依本指挥使看来,倒也不尽然。现在有些人在想着本指挥使退兵了之后继续统治着这片土地,关起门来当个土皇帝,你们说,对于这样儿的人,本指挥使该怎么处置?”赞善王思巴儿监藏讪讪的笑道:“指挥使大人说笑了,若无天子册封,我等又如何有如今的身份?在场之人,更不会有人怀这等不当人子的心思!”如果不是老子知道你们都是些什么玩意,你们说的话,老子差点儿都信了!阿敏手中端着的酒杯猛的往地下一摔,大声喝道:“动手!”五个土王身后一群士卒涌出,持刀便向着五大土王砍去,连一丝一毫的反应时间都没给这五大土王留下。阿敏却不知道从哪儿又翻出来一个杯子,再次斟满了酒,吩咐道:“拖出去,喂狗。”包括跟阿敏接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏在内,一共五个土王全部被乱刀乱死,剩下三个面如土色的法王站在那里,战战兢兢的望着阿敏,不知道接下来又该上演什么戏码了。扫视了剩下的三个法王,阿敏才笑眯眯的道:“三位请坐,咱们继续喝酒?”三大法王之中地位最高,传承也是最久的灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞壮着胆子道:“不知道指挥使大人为何要杀掉他们?”阿敏脸上笑容不变,端起酒杯道:“这些混帐东西想着自己关上门来自己做主,视朝廷政令如无物,如今更是暗中跟那些色目混帐们勾结到一起,这是为人奴才该有的态度?如何不该杀?”巴坚赞愣了半晌后才道:“指挥使就这么杀掉了五大土王,可是有陛下旨意?”阿敏毫不在意的摊了摊手道:“没有。”巴坚赞又接着道:“那指挥使大人就不怕陛下怪罪?”阿敏盯着三大法王笑道:“看,这就是本指挥使与那五个蠢货之间的不同了。本指挥使是陛下的奴才,子子孙孙都是陛下的奴才,主子让奴才生,奴才就生,主子让奴才死,奴才就死。所以本指挥使杀了他们也就杀了,就算是主子爷怪罪,那也是我这个当奴才应受的。”见三大法王皆是闭口不言了,阿敏才接着道:“接下来的事情,想必不要本指挥使再多说什么了吧?”巴坚赞的眼中挤出两行浊泪,心痛万分的道:“是,赞善王思巴儿监藏等在与和硕特汗交战之时力战而亡,指挥使大人虽尽力救援,但是却因为这五人冒然进兵而救之不及?”阿敏赞赏的点了点头道:“可惜了,思巴儿监藏等人尽心国事,力战而死,本指挥使心中痛甚!惜甚!”捶了捶胸口后,阿敏又接着道:“只是逝者已矣,五大土王虽死,这朵甘思和乌思藏的土地还在,不知道三位有什么好的办法?”见阿敏这就把皮球踢了过来,灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞和大宝法王得银协巴还有大乘法王昆泽思巴互相对视了一眼之后,巴坚赞才拱手道:“愿听指挥使大人安排!”巴坚赞三人也算是看明白了,今天这是宴无好宴,会无好会,阿敏这个缺德带冒烟的货早就在筹划这一天了。而通过自己三人被留下而五大土王却被砍了之后拖出去喂狗,三人也隐隐约约对于阿敏的心思有了一定的揣测。或者说隐隐约约的知道了大明皇帝到底想要干什么。自己三个法土都是传教的,说白了,除了在传教的事物上,其他方面的权利并不如五大土王——那五个土王手里都有土地,有牧民,有兵丁,而自己三人手里恰恰没有这些东西。除非是把寺庙也算成土地,否则自己三人除了信徒之外可以说是一无所有。很可能也是因为这个原因,才让自己三人活了下来,而那五个土王却就此殒命。没有理会三人心中在想些什么,阿敏笑眯眯的端着酒杯道:“三位能有这样儿的认识,本指挥使心中高兴!高兴!来,尽饮此杯!”喝酒?吃肉?算得了什么,就算是阿敏要砍死佛祖又能算得了什么?没有人是傻子,尤其是地位越高的人就越不是傻子——地位低的人除了信之外,没有其他任何的办法。当一个人走到了一定的高度之后,自然而然的就学会了一项天赋技能——质疑。质疑自己所见所闻所学,甚至于质疑佛祖。虽然这种质疑只能深深的压在心底,不能宣知于众更不能让信徒们知道,但是存在就是存在,没办法抹去。见巴坚赞三人毫不迟疑的饮尽了杯中酒,阿敏才哈哈大笑道:“本指挥使今天有话直说了吧。以后三位法王要传教,没问题,但是传教的前提必须是遵守大明律。而这五位战死的土王,本指挥使自然也会上书朝廷和万岁爷,替他们请封。至于这五位法王战死之后的土地及权利由何人继承,自然也是由万岁爷和朝廷说了算,三位以为如何?”巴坚赞双手合什道:“指挥使此言大善,教法不逾国法,此乃正理也。”见巴坚赞已经代表大宝法和大乘法王表了态,阿敏便笑着道:“可是还有一些人,偏偏不想让本指挥使高兴!”巴坚赞皱眉道:“指挥使大人说的,可是那些色目人?”阿敏冷笑道:“正是这些人!现在乖巧无比,不代表以后也乖巧无比,谁知道他们会在哪天跳出来给本指挥使找不痛快?”昆泽思巴同样皱眉道:“指挥使大人的意思是?”阿敏脸上的杀意一闪而逝,呵呵笑道:“那就得看三位的了?”巴坚赞三人再次互相对视了一眼之后,才由巴坚赞出头道:“指挥使大可放心,我等一定会处置妥当!”阿敏举杯笑道:“好!本指挥使相信三位法王会给我一个满意的答案!请!”送走了三大法王之后,莽古尔泰便问道:“这三个家伙会不会甘心听命?还有他们说处置妥当,是怎么处置?”阿敏摇了摇头道:“谁知道?如果不是顾忌着朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司这两处有太多的色目人和喇嘛,今天我倒是想把这八个家伙全部砍死。至于说他们会怎么处置,我说我也不知道,你信不?”对于阿敏的屁话,莽古尔泰自然不可能相信。阿敏什么时候还会顾忌这些蛮子?动辄屠城才是阿敏应有的人设好不好?见莽古尔泰一脸不信的样子,阿敏再次无奈的摇了摇头道:“我是真不知道这三个家伙说的处置妥当是怎么回事儿!只是看那个巴坚赞一副胸有成竹的样子,才想着让他们试试的!”莽古尔泰道:“若是这三个家伙真的处置妥当了,你打算怎么办?”阿敏愣道:“他们手里没有兵马,除了一些喇嘛之外,拿什么处置妥当?靠佛祖保佑?如果佛祖真能保佑,你觉得黄台吉会吐血而亡?多尔衮那头野獾会带着他的小嫂子跑到奴尔干都司去?”一直没有出声的楼诚则是阴恻恻的道:“妥当不妥当的,不还是咱们说了算的?”一锤定音!阿敏现在处处以崇祯皇帝的奴才自居,放在大明自然没有多少人当成一回事儿,但是放在这些不清楚真实情况的法王们眼里,阿敏口中的奴才两个字,可就很有分量了。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰两个人心里清楚,论到真正的奴才和在崇祯皇帝心中的分量,自己两个人捆在一起也未必能比得过楼诚一个人。能在崇祯元年以前就潜伏到辽东,还是潜伏在沈阳这种地方的锦衣卫同知会是个简单角色?而且崇祯皇帝登基后也没有把楼诚调住别处,该有的好处一样没少过,就足以说明崇祯皇帝对于楼诚的信任了。自己这些野生的奴才,跟皇帝家世代相传的家奴比起来,差距不是一星半点儿的大!不过,这也没什么,只要自己两个人尽心替主子办事儿,早晚会成为主子的心腹奴才,未必就比这楼同知差到哪儿去。打定了主意后,阿敏便哈哈笑道:“楼同知所言极是,这妥当不妥当,可不就是咱们说了算的?一点点的来,先借着这些喇嘛的手把色目人给清理一波,然后再慢慢的清理掉这些喇嘛,不就妥当了?实在不行,还可以寻一些由头,驱使这些家伙们去叶尔羌那里不是?左右都是些蛮子,死光了也不心疼!”阿敏三人正在算计着这些乱七八糟的事,随着巴坚赞一起回到了住处的大宝法和和大乘法王在坐下之后便盯着巴坚赞道:“你刚才说的咱们会处置妥当,你有什么办法?”巴坚赞一脸懵逼的问道:“刚才不是你们使眼色让我答应下来的?我以为你们有办法才那么说的!”PS:推书《我有一个祖宗群》,开局崇祯十七年,离着老歪脖子树只有一个月的距离……第566章佛曰,我不认地狱谁入地狱郑芝凤觉得区区一片森林而已,就算是一颗树一棵树的砍下去,也有砍光的那一天,早晚的事儿。当然,这种事儿都是郑芝凤带着大明的士卒们在干,哪怕是慢了一些,也没让刚刚来到这里的倭国浪人们插手。这些浪人们都被分配到了郑芝虎的手下,去找原本生活在这片土地上的那些蛮子们麻烦去了。毕竟由倭国浪人杀蛮子跟让大明的士卒们杀蛮子根本就不是一个概念——倭国浪人杀了蛮子或者被蛮子们给反杀都无所谓,不过是区区一些银两的事儿,而且这些银两以后还会拿回来。大明的士卒们要是死伤多了一些,那才是真正的麻烦事儿,还是带着士卒们清理这片该死的森林为好。随着时间一点点的推进,区区的一片森林自然是没有拦住郑芝凤等人的脚步。别说是现在明军方面已经开始用火炮进行地毯式向前推进,就算是没有大炮,想要地毯式向森林内部推进也不是什么太大的问题。区别也不过是时间快慢的问题而已。深入了这片无名森林之后就消失的无影无踪的一个小旗部也被找到了,没有一个人活下来,全部死在了一起。尸体上面已经没有了一丝的血肉,只剩下了白森森的骨架和一些破破烂烂的布条,骨架的旁边随处散落着火铳和腰刀,弓弩,火折子以及其他一些乱七八糟的东西。通过周边依旧有些凌乱的痕迹可以看出这几个士卒是跟什么东西搏杀过的,郑芝凤甚至可以通过周围那些弹痕和刀剑的痕迹想像出当时的惨烈。几具骨架里面,除了四具是躺着的姿势外,有一架是面向北方而且保持了跪姿的。但是这具跪姿骨架的小腿处骨头分成了两截,上面还有着深深的牙印,明显是被什么东西咬断的,身前则横着骨架主人生前所佩带的腰刀。郑芝凤的脸色有些阴沉,只不过原本有些白皙的皮肤因为海上风吹日晒加上来到这片土地后的爆晒有些发黑,一时之间看不出来什么。明晃晃的太阳挂在天上,一束束的阳光穿过森林里茂密的树枝树叶洒在地上,被阳光照射后蒸腾而起的水气跟阳光的光束混在一块儿,形成一副仿若仙家盛景一般的图画。至于郑芝凤的身后,因为明军已经把树木都给清理掉,少了树枝和树叶的遮挡,大片的阳光晒的郑芝凤后背有些发烫。一冷一热,仅仅一步之遥。郑芝凤不是没有见过死人,战场上还有兄弟们死在自己的眼前。征战沙场就难免马革裹尸,当不得什么大事儿。走到了这具保持着跪姿的尸骨身前,郑芝凤觉得自己后背在发烫,甚至于连衣服都有种要被引燃的错觉。但是郑芝龙觉得自己整个人的心中却是在发冷,抬头看看眼前的尸骨和树林,一股不寒而栗的感觉从心底升起,刺的后背直发痒。一片森林,五个全副武装的士卒,就这么悄无声息的死在了这里,没能传递出一点儿的消息。如果不是今天找到了他们的尸骨,估计不会有任何人知道。尤其是眼前这具保持了跪姿的尸骨,很明显是腿断了之后无力行走,最终选择了自刎而亡。迟疑了片刻之后,郑芝凤慢慢的蹲下身子,轻轻伸出手,向着尸骨脖子间挂着的一块木牌伸去。郑芝凤觉得自己的动作已经尽量放轻,但是还没有等他完全提起木牌,眼前的尸骨再也没办法保持跪姿,稀里哗啦的就散在了地上。许是在这片阴暗潮湿的森林里时间太长了些,整块木牌又湿又滑,上面还长出了一些青苔,让人根本就无法分辨上面的字迹到底都写了些什么,只能一点点的顺着刻痕去清理。郑芝凤不信邪,反复的用手蹭着上面的青苔,用指甲顺着木牌上面的刻痕进行一点点的清理。“大明海军南海舰队前百户所小旗程入云”清理了半天,郑芝凤终于将木牌给清理了出来,堪堪可以看到上面的刻痕。郑芝凤强自忍了半天,风刚在见到这五具尸骨时就已经在眼眶中打转的泪水再也没能忍住,顺着眼角便滑落了下来。没有理会滑落的泪水,郑芝凤起身后便哽咽着吩咐道:“把这五位兄弟的尸骨都好生收殓,带回营地。其余人撤出这片森林!”等到一个小旗部的尸骨都收殓完,所有人也都从森林之中撤出,郑芝凤恨恨的望了一眼前方的森林,咬牙道:“换开花弹!给老子轰!老子要把这片林子彻底抹去!”郑芝凤的命令被彻底执行了下去,原本一望无迹的森林也没能抗过一天的时间就宣告被抹平。至于开花弹所造成的起火什么的,郑芝凤根本就不担心,明军士卒也没有一个人担心。这里的湿气太大,就算是着火,一会儿的工夫也会变成暗火,然后再变成一股股的黑烟,根本就不存在什么引发大火灾的问题。更别提森林之外已经提前挖出来了一条极宽的防火沟,就算是起了大火,也烧不到郑芝凤等人这个方向。回到大帐的郑芝凤阴沉着脸,脱去了盔甲之后就跳入了帐子中的水池,把头深深的埋进了水里。早就出了水池并擦干了身子的郑芝龙披着一件薄袍,等郑芝凤的脑袋从水里抬起来之后,才开口问道:“怎么了?”郑芝凤恨恨的道:“那个小旗部的兄弟们找到了,无一生还。”郑芝龙点了点头:“预料之中的事。那么大一片森林,他们没能走出来,携带的弹药和补给也注定他们撑不了太长的时间。说白了,就算是他们没遇上什么致命的危险,光是缺水和饥饿都能要了他们的命,哪怕是换成锦衣卫的人进去也是一样。”红着眼睛的郑芝凤怒道:“五个一起从大明出来的兄弟,没有死在跟蛮子们打仗的海上,没有死在吕宋,偏偏死在了这么一片森林里边!如果当初不是我下令让他们去探索这片该死的森林,他们就不会死的这么没有价值!”郑芝龙叹了一声,绕到了郑芝凤所在的位置,蹲下身子轻轻拍了拍郑芝凤的肩膀道:“他们是大明的士卒,这就是命!当初你不下这道命令,我也会下这道命令,一样会死人,区别在于死的可能是别人,而不是这五个兄弟。不管怎么说,这五个兄弟也告诉我们一件事,那就是森林危险,不得轻易进入,他们的死,也算值得了。”郑芝凤知道大哥郑芝龙在安慰自己,而且郑芝龙所说的也是事实。当兵打仗,哪有不死人的?不是死在战场上,就是死在去战场的路上,又有多少人上了战场还能囫囵着活下来的?长坂坡七进七出的赵子龙也仅仅只有一个,大明的士卒没有赵子龙的那般本事。但是明白归明白,心里难受归心里难受,拗不过这个弯来归拗不过弯。恨恨的捧起水洗了一把脸,又呸的一声将不小心渗入口中的水吐了出去,郑芝凤才道:“什么狗屁森林,我已经下令将之彻底抹去,以后那里再也不会有什么森林了!”郑芝龙闻言一愣,转而又拍了拍郑芝凤的肩膀,笑道:“抹去了就抹去了,以后不要再这么鲁莽了便是。”郑芝凤嗯了一声,之后便泡在水中,不再开口说话,让人摸不清楚他心里到底在想些什么。郑芝龙再一次的叹息一声,也不再理会郑芝凤,而是吩咐人去准备酒菜。像这种心结,别人没办法替,也没办法劝,只能依靠他自己走出来才行。走出来了,就是一名合格的军事统帅。走不出来,要么以后从文,要么就会成为一个废人。但是郑芝龙不想眼睁睁的看着小五成为一个废人,只能尽自己的一份薄力。酒菜很快就准备好了,一些简简单单的鱼肉,一壶酒。鱼是海里的鱼,肉是亲兵们猎到的小兽,经过舰队厨子精心的烹制,倒也别有一番味道。至于酒水,因为军中严禁饮酒但是又携带了酒精用于消毒,所以这些舰队的家伙们早几百年就发明了往酒精里掺水的玩法——能喝,喝不死人就行,不敢奢求太多。郑芝凤一口将杯子中的酒饮净,红着眼睛问道:“大哥,你说这些人死的到底值不值?他们会不会恨我?他们的家人会不会恨我?”郑芝龙再一次给郑芝凤将酒斟满,却又按住了郑芝凤想要端起杯子的手,盯着郑芝凤的眼睛道:“值!不会恨!”缓缓的松开按着郑芝凤的手之后,见郑芝凤没有再一次端起杯子的意思,郑芝龙才暗自舒了一口气,接着道:“就像我刚才跟你说的一样,命令你不下,就得由我下,他们不去,就得有别的同袍去。这就是命,做为一个士卒的命。在这种森林的面前,其实并不分什么士卒与将领,就算是你我带兵进去也是一样。像这种因为探路而亡的兄弟们,是属于阵亡,不是老死于病榻之上,更不是死于行军路上,光这个,就值!”再次叹了一口气后,郑芝龙又接着道:“老五,我知道你心里难受,我心里也不好受,他们还不如死在与佛朗机人的战场上,那样我心里还能痛快点儿。但是不成啊,路总得有人去探,想要替我大明占领这块土地,就必须得有人做出牺牲!别说是这五个兄弟,就算是领兵在外清剿蛮子的老二,谁又能保证他一定是安全的?谁又能保证你我一定是安全的?”郑芝凤嗯了一声,端起眼前的酒杯一饮而尽,重重的将酒杯顿在桌子上,又伸手从郑芝龙的手里夺过酒壶给自己斟满,才红着眼睛道:“我知道,我都明白,可是我就是心里难受!”望着又一饮而尽的郑芝凤,郑芝龙颇感无奈的道:“然后呢?你能让他们活过来还是我能让他们活过来?眼下我们要做的是收殓好兄弟们,把他们带回大明,让他们能进入忠烈祠得享血食。然后呢?然后我们还要继续探索这片土地,直到我们彻底摸清楚了这里的情况,直到这里彻底成为我大明所有!在这个过程中,必然会有兄弟们不断的死去,因为疾病,因为与蛮子们的交战,因为猛兽,因为看不见的危险。但是那又能怎么样?我们能停下探索的脚步吗?先不说陛下会不会饶了我们,也不说我们就此停下后是否对的起这些死去的兄弟们,光说你自己的心里,能过的去?”端起自己眼前的酒杯,将掺了水的酒精一饮而尽后,郑芝龙的眼睛也红了:“凭他娘的什么?这里的土地你看到了,到现在都没有入秋的意思,洒下种子就能结出粮食,凭什么归那些蛮子?凭什么不能归我大明所有?嗯?!我告诉你,这里必须是大明的,也只能是大明的!咱们兄弟做为大明的将领,就必须学会站到将领的角度去考虑问题,而不是像以前一样用海盗的想法来看问题!”从郑芝凤的手里夺回酒壶,自斟自饮了一杯后,郑芝龙的舌头已经有些打结:“以后,都是你聪明,你看问题比哥哥更长远。可是这一回,老五,你,不行!不能光想着什么兄弟情谊,你还得,还得记着你是大明的靖海侯,是开拓这片土地的先锋!”咣当一声,郑芝龙手里的酒壶便掉到了地上,酒水也洒了一地,脑子中的最后一个念头就是水掺少了……郑芝凤嘿嘿笑了一声,红着眼睛想要去捞起地上的酒壶,却不想没把握住身体的平衡,噗通一声便摔倒在地上,连着屁股底下的凳子也一起摔倒。在帐外的亲兵们冲进来后,只见郑芝龙趴在了杯盏狼藉的桌子上,郑芝凤倒在地上,脑袋不远处便是向外滴着酒的酒壶,两个人已经开始打起了鼾。第562章黑历史对于阿敏和莽古尔泰联名上书的移民实边奏章,崇祯皇帝大笔一挥就批了一个准字。崇祯皇帝批准了之后,这份奏章就被转到了内阁和户部。因为内阁和户部也早就看过这份奏章,所以对于崇祯皇帝会批准根本就没有感到一点儿的意外,甚至于户部已经提前准备好了要迁移百姓的范围。两京、山东、河南、山西、陕西这些地方不是又遭大旱和蝗虫了么,直接就从这些地方选呗。至于怎么让这几个地方的老百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏那种地方也很简单,毕竟前面迁移百姓们去辽东和吕宋等地,也算是有了成熟可靠的套路。首先就是利诱,每个人给十两银子的安家费你去不去?连还在肚子里的都算,照样给十两,一家几口人就是一辈子都挣不到的几十两银子,去不去?而且一路上吃住全免,到了有现成的房子给住,种子和耕牛农具什么的也不用担心,官府一手全包了,动心没?至于安全问题,大家伙儿也不用担心,一路上跟着你们去的肯定有卫所士卒,他们跟你们一样,到了之后也是耕种,顺便还能教大家伙儿家里的汉子们学习怎么砍人。这么好的条件,这么好的机会,心动就要行动,机不可失,时不再来啊!当然,就算是这样儿也没有什么鸟用——这么大的大明朝,肯定会有人去,但是更多的人根本就不想去。反正就算是遭了灾也有官府管着,饿不死的情况下谁愿意去?至于说官府放任天灾不去救济,以此逼着老百姓们迁去朵甘思和乌思藏?还真就没有哪个地方官敢这么干!先不说锦衣卫会不会把这种行为暗中上报给崇祯皇帝,然后导致自己的脑袋被砍,光是京察下来的时候就足够要命了。而且一要就是全家的脑袋!但是没关系,内阁和户部的大佬们早就想到了这种可能——之前移民去辽东的时候不也是一个鸟样儿,主动响应的没几个,最后闹到了强制迁移。干脆,这回也如法炮制算了。百姓们愿意去的,自然是好处多多,实在是不愿意去的,虽然好处也不会少了谁的,但是说不得就会用上强制手段了!强迁了解一下?被打扮成自己都不认识自己的崇祯皇帝一袭白袍,出现在良乡的时候,看到的就是这种情况。眼前一条长龙明显就是在行军,不时的传来人群中的哭喊声和官吏们的喝斥声。当然,哭喊是没有用的,就算是再怎么哭再怎么喊,能斗得过如狼似虎的官差?不至于拔刀子砍人,但是挨揍却是少不了的。崇祯皇帝站在路边看了半晌,才向着离自己不远处的一个老者问道:“这是咋了?”老者摇摇头,叹息道:“哎,官府移民实边,要迁这里的百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏,这不是这许多人不愿意去么?”崇祯皇帝摆出一副好奇的样子问道:“听说官府按人头给十两银子,怎么这许多人都不愿意?”老者白了崇祯皇帝一眼道:“愿意自然是有人愿意的,毕竟现在的官府跟以前不一样,一家几十两的银子没人敢克扣。但是这里跟别处能一样么?这儿是京城,天子脚下,首善之地,莫名其妙的被征去了朵甘思和乌思藏,谁又甘心了?”崇祯皇帝哑然。不愿意去是肯定的,但是都不愿意去,那朵甘思和乌思藏怎么办?扔了?去他娘的,朕又不是螨清的那些败家仔,割起地来不心疼,这每一寸的江山都是我大明的,扔了不得心疼死!算了算了,朕现在是大明的皇帝,为了这江山和大明还有这千千万万的百姓们考虑,强制迁移就强制迁移吧。反正该给的补偿没少了他们的就是。从理论上来说,崇祯皇帝给的补偿确实不算少。不算其他的,光是按人头十两银子,而不是按户十两银子就已经很多了——这年头的物价是以文为单位,而不是以贯为单位的。过了半晌之后,崇祯皇帝才好奇的问道:“这些人如此哭喊,想必街边也有送行的亲友,就没有人闹起来?”老者盯了崇祯皇帝半晌才讥笑道:“你这后生莫不是傻了?闹起来之后让官府抓去砍头?再说了,移民实边是为了什么,虽然官府解释的不清不楚,可是咱们心里都有数,知道到底是怎么回事儿!别把咱老百姓当傻子!”崇祯皇帝向着老者拱了拱手道:“还请老人家教我?”老者见崇祯皇帝一副读书人的打扮,行止间又颇有礼貌,如今更是戳中了心中的爽点,便洋洋得意的道:“还不是杀了太多的蛮子,搞的朵甘思和乌思藏那里的地没人种了?没人种的地闲下来干什么?等着长草?还是说到时候再让别的蛮子们重新过来占了?”妈的,谁说老百姓好糊弄的?一个乡下的老头都能看的这么明白,想要糊弄这样儿的百姓怕不是失了智?崇祯皇帝心中正在感叹,就听老者又接着道:“要我说啊,咱们这位陛下哪儿都好,就是这杀气太重,不像是书里说的明君所为!”老者一番话说完,正等着崇祯皇帝能再恭维自己几句,却见崇祯皇帝满脸黑线的望着自己,四周不少人也在死死的瞪着自己,看那样子仿佛下一秒就会把自己撕碎一般。蹬蹬蹬退了两步之后,老者才道:“干什么用那种眼光看着老朽?”崇祯皇帝伸手抹了抹脸,才开口道:“老人家说皇帝杀性太重,可是皇帝又没杀我大明百姓,无所谓的吧?”老者点头道:“这个是自然,对于我大明百姓,陛下当得上爱民如子这个说法,民间谁不盼着陛下能江山万年?可是陛下杀了这许多的蛮子,若是引起上天怪罪又该怎么办?”崇祯皇帝愣了愣,笑道:“上天岂会怪罪?老人家多虑了!”再次向着老者拱了拱手之后,崇祯皇帝才转身出了人群。朕好杀人的名头连老百姓都知道了……其实,全天下的人都知道崇祯皇帝好杀人,不管是官员士绅还是普通百姓,全都知道。而且像是阿敏和莽古尔泰这样的,更是清楚的知道崇祯皇帝好杀什么人。端起酒杯,阿敏颇为自得的对莽古尔泰和楼诚道:“怎么样?万岁爷已经准了我等的折子,这迁过来实边的百姓也是不日就到,这朵甘思和乌思藏,算是彻底的平了!”莽古尔泰饮了一杯之后开口道:“谁说不是,尤其是那保甲法更是没得说,现在那些蛮子们可当真是老实至极,让养猪就养猪,让穿猪皮靴子就穿猪皮靴子。”阿敏嘿嘿笑道:“还是我太祖高皇帝英明烛照,这才定下了色目人只能穿猪皮鞋子的祖制,否则还真没这么容易!”楼诚咳了一声道:“下面,咱们是不是该研究一下那些喇嘛的事儿了?还有,两位莫不是忘记和硕特汗的事儿了?”阿敏笑道:“这个自然是不会的,楼同知大可以放心。”楼诚敬了阿敏一杯后笑道:“计将安出?”阿敏道:“那和硕特汗什么的自然是要灭掉的,但是这些个喇嘛们太过于乖巧,一时之间倒是没什么太好的办法。”莽古尔泰嘿嘿笑道:“还不是你那天杀掉阿哈买提的时候把人给吓到了?”阿敏冷哼道:“还以为那赞善王会反抗或者会彻底倒向和硕特汗呢!如今乖巧成这般模样,倒是让人不太好下手。”又饮了几杯之后,阿敏才嘿嘿笑道:“其实也没什么不好下手的,换个思路来,这问题不就解决了么?”莽古尔泰道:“怎么说?”阿敏道:“咱们现在直接下手,未免有些不方便,可是如果这八大土王全部战死了呢?”莽古尔泰笑道:“蠢货,人家会再选出新的土王,那些个法王说不定还会有转世灵童出来!”楼诚却突然间开口道:“倘若灵童不灵呢?”莽古尔泰一时没有转过弯来,一脸懵逼的问道:“不灵?”楼诚呵呵一声轻笑,只是声音中的冷意却怎么也遮掩不住:“如果转世的灵童不能证明自己是灵童呢?甚至于灵童变成了傻子,还是灵童?”莽古尔泰打了个寒颤,又接着问道:“就算是灵童不是问题,可是这土王还是会选出新的来?”楼诚道:“是啊,可以选出来,可是选出来之后得让朝廷册封才行。现在我大明的事情这么多,又是南洋又是辽东,如今还要加上这朵甘思和乌思藏,想要等陛下的册封旨意?且等着吧!”阿敏赞同的点了点头道:“正是如此,明儿个咱们就请了那八大土王前来饮酒,到时候跟他们好生说道说道。”莽古尔泰问道:“说道什么?”阿敏道:“自然是派出僧兵协助朝廷大军作战的事儿!就算是没有僧兵,他们于情于理也该派出人手不是?甚至于为了得到佛祖的保佑,这八大土王法王什么的,不亲自跟着上阵怎么能行?”……赞善王思巴儿监藏一脸懵逼的望着阿敏,问道:“指挥使大人要我等出兵?”阿敏点头道:“自然如此。如今那些拖我大明后腿的色目人都已经去见了他们的神,本指挥使也该出兵去攻打和硕特汗了。而在座的诸位与本指挥使同为我大明之臣,本指挥使出兵,诸位自然少不得派出协助?”被人从昌都拎到了赞善王驻地的护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“好教指挥使大人得知,我等手下虽有一些兵丁,可是却兵无战力,否则也不会被那和硕特汗欺压到我等头上了?”就知道你们手下是一群战五渣!阿敏笑道:“这个倒是无妨,虽然要各位一起出兵协助,却也不需要各位手下的兵丁去打什么硬仗,只要辅助好本指挥使与莽古尔泰指挥使麾下的两旗兵丁即可。”其他几个土王法王无奈下对视了一眼之后,护教王南哥巴藏卜才开口道:“我等自然是义不容辞,愿意安排僧兵,听从指挥使大人安排!”阿敏笑了笑,举起酒杯道:“诸位高义!请!”共饮一杯后,阿敏又笑着道:“本指挥使还有一事,想要向各位请教。此次出兵,不知道佛祖是否会保佑我等?诸位可知?”护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“此次出兵乃是平定外敌,也是护教弘法之善举,佛祖菩萨自然会保佑!”阿敏一拍大腿,笑道:“巧了!本指挥使也是这么想的!”笑着望了望护教王南哥巴藏卜后,阿敏又接着道:“既然佛祖菩萨都会保佑,诸位不如随我大军一起出征?”辅教王南渴烈思巴合什躬身道:“大军出征,我等本应一路相随,替大军祈福。只是毕竟战阵杀伐,有违我佛门之道,还望指挥使大人见谅?”阿敏刚才还笑的如同一朵盛开菊花的老脸顿时就变了一番模样:“阿哈买提说他宁死不吃本指挥使给他的食物?”卧槽尼玛!一言不合你他娘的就掀桌子杀人是不是?建奴都像你这么狠?在座的八大土王法王皆是心中暗骂阿敏太不是个东西。自己这边还没有明确表态呢,只是试探性的表达了一下不想去的意思,阿敏这个王八蛋就把阿哈买提的事儿给搬了出来!阿哈买提的事儿,赞善王思巴儿监藏自然是跟其他人说过的,尤其是阿敏在抽刀子捅死阿哈买提的时候那冷漠的笑容,更是被思巴儿监藏描述的绘声绘色。关键是,越这样儿越他娘的吓人好不好?现在,一个天大的难题摆在了大家的眼前——到底是随着阿敏出征和硕特汗,还是宁死不从?事实证明,如果这些人有宁死不从的勇气,根本就不会被区区一个和硕特汗欺压到头上来,更不至于被人怼到向大明求援。PS:献祭一本书:《军师学院》第565章拖出去喂狗对于阿敏和莽古尔泰联名上书的移民实边奏章,崇祯皇帝大笔一挥就批了一个准字。崇祯皇帝批准了之后,这份奏章就被转到了内阁和户部。因为内阁和户部也早就看过这份奏章,所以对于崇祯皇帝会批准根本就没有感到一点儿的意外,甚至于户部已经提前准备好了要迁移百姓的范围。两京、山东、河南、山西、陕西这些地方不是又遭大旱和蝗虫了么,直接就从这些地方选呗。至于怎么让这几个地方的老百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏那种地方也很简单,毕竟前面迁移百姓们去辽东和吕宋等地,也算是有了成熟可靠的套路。首先就是利诱,每个人给十两银子的安家费你去不去?连还在肚子里的都算,照样给十两,一家几口人就是一辈子都挣不到的几十两银子,去不去?而且一路上吃住全免,到了有现成的房子给住,种子和耕牛农具什么的也不用担心,官府一手全包了,动心没?至于安全问题,大家伙儿也不用担心,一路上跟着你们去的肯定有卫所士卒,他们跟你们一样,到了之后也是耕种,顺便还能教大家伙儿家里的汉子们学习怎么砍人。这么好的条件,这么好的机会,心动就要行动,机不可失,时不再来啊!当然,就算是这样儿也没有什么鸟用——这么大的大明朝,肯定会有人去,但是更多的人根本就不想去。反正就算是遭了灾也有官府管着,饿不死的情况下谁愿意去?至于说官府放任天灾不去救济,以此逼着老百姓们迁去朵甘思和乌思藏?还真就没有哪个地方官敢这么干!先不说锦衣卫会不会把这种行为暗中上报给崇祯皇帝,然后导致自己的脑袋被砍,光是京察下来的时候就足够要命了。而且一要就是全家的脑袋!但是没关系,内阁和户部的大佬们早就想到了这种可能——之前移民去辽东的时候不也是一个鸟样儿,主动响应的没几个,最后闹到了强制迁移。干脆,这回也如法炮制算了。百姓们愿意去的,自然是好处多多,实在是不愿意去的,虽然好处也不会少了谁的,但是说不得就会用上强制手段了!强迁了解一下?被打扮成自己都不认识自己的崇祯皇帝一袭白袍,出现在良乡的时候,看到的就是这种情况。眼前一条长龙明显就是在行军,不时的传来人群中的哭喊声和官吏们的喝斥声。当然,哭喊是没有用的,就算是再怎么哭再怎么喊,能斗得过如狼似虎的官差?不至于拔刀子砍人,但是挨揍却是少不了的。崇祯皇帝站在路边看了半晌,才向着离自己不远处的一个老者问道:“这是咋了?”老者摇摇头,叹息道:“哎,官府移民实边,要迁这里的百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏,这不是这许多人不愿意去么?”崇祯皇帝摆出一副好奇的样子问道:“听说官府按人头给十两银子,怎么这许多人都不愿意?”老者白了崇祯皇帝一眼道:“愿意自然是有人愿意的,毕竟现在的官府跟以前不一样,一家几十两的银子没人敢克扣。但是这里跟别处能一样么?这儿是京城,天子脚下,首善之地,莫名其妙的被征去了朵甘思和乌思藏,谁又甘心了?”崇祯皇帝哑然。不愿意去是肯定的,但是都不愿意去,那朵甘思和乌思藏怎么办?扔了?去他娘的,朕又不是螨清的那些败家仔,割起地来不心疼,这每一寸的江山都是我大明的,扔了不得心疼死!算了算了,朕现在是大明的皇帝,为了这江山和大明还有这千千万万的百姓们考虑,强制迁移就强制迁移吧。反正该给的补偿没少了他们的就是。从理论上来说,崇祯皇帝给的补偿确实不算少。不算其他的,光是按人头十两银子,而不是按户十两银子就已经很多了——这年头的物价是以文为单位,而不是以贯为单位的。过了半晌之后,崇祯皇帝才好奇的问道:“这些人如此哭喊,想必街边也有送行的亲友,就没有人闹起来?”老者盯了崇祯皇帝半晌才讥笑道:“你这后生莫不是傻了?闹起来之后让官府抓去砍头?再说了,移民实边是为了什么,虽然官府解释的不清不楚,可是咱们心里都有数,知道到底是怎么回事儿!别把咱老百姓当傻子!”崇祯皇帝向着老者拱了拱手道:“还请老人家教我?”老者见崇祯皇帝一副读书人的打扮,行止间又颇有礼貌,如今更是戳中了心中的爽点,便洋洋得意的道:“还不是杀了太多的蛮子,搞的朵甘思和乌思藏那里的地没人种了?没人种的地闲下来干什么?等着长草?还是说到时候再让别的蛮子们重新过来占了?”妈的,谁说老百姓好糊弄的?一个乡下的老头都能看的这么明白,想要糊弄这样儿的百姓怕不是失了智?崇祯皇帝心中正在感叹,就听老者又接着道:“要我说啊,咱们这位陛下哪儿都好,就是这杀气太重,不像是书里说的明君所为!”老者一番话说完,正等着崇祯皇帝能再恭维自己几句,却见崇祯皇帝满脸黑线的望着自己,四周不少人也在死死的瞪着自己,看那样子仿佛下一秒就会把自己撕碎一般。蹬蹬蹬退了两步之后,老者才道:“干什么用那种眼光看着老朽?”崇祯皇帝伸手抹了抹脸,才开口道:“老人家说皇帝杀性太重,可是皇帝又没杀我大明百姓,无所谓的吧?”老者点头道:“这个是自然,对于我大明百姓,陛下当得上爱民如子这个说法,民间谁不盼着陛下能江山万年?可是陛下杀了这许多的蛮子,若是引起上天怪罪又该怎么办?”崇祯皇帝愣了愣,笑道:“上天岂会怪罪?老人家多虑了!”再次向着老者拱了拱手之后,崇祯皇帝才转身出了人群。朕好杀人的名头连老百姓都知道了……其实,全天下的人都知道崇祯皇帝好杀人,不管是官员士绅还是普通百姓,全都知道。而且像是阿敏和莽古尔泰这样的,更是清楚的知道崇祯皇帝好杀什么人。端起酒杯,阿敏颇为自得的对莽古尔泰和楼诚道:“怎么样?万岁爷已经准了我等的折子,这迁过来实边的百姓也是不日就到,这朵甘思和乌思藏,算是彻底的平了!”莽古尔泰饮了一杯之后开口道:“谁说不是,尤其是那保甲法更是没得说,现在那些蛮子们可当真是老实至极,让养猪就养猪,让穿猪皮靴子就穿猪皮靴子。”阿敏嘿嘿笑道:“还是我太祖高皇帝英明烛照,这才定下了色目人只能穿猪皮鞋子的祖制,否则还真没这么容易!”楼诚咳了一声道:“下面,咱们是不是该研究一下那些喇嘛的事儿了?还有,两位莫不是忘记和硕特汗的事儿了?”阿敏笑道:“这个自然是不会的,楼同知大可以放心。”楼诚敬了阿敏一杯后笑道:“计将安出?”阿敏道:“那和硕特汗什么的自然是要灭掉的,但是这些个喇嘛们太过于乖巧,一时之间倒是没什么太好的办法。”莽古尔泰嘿嘿笑道:“还不是你那天杀掉阿哈买提的时候把人给吓到了?”阿敏冷哼道:“还以为那赞善王会反抗或者会彻底倒向和硕特汗呢!如今乖巧成这般模样,倒是让人不太好下手。”又饮了几杯之后,阿敏才嘿嘿笑道:“其实也没什么不好下手的,换个思路来,这问题不就解决了么?”莽古尔泰道:“怎么说?”阿敏道:“咱们现在直接下手,未免有些不方便,可是如果这八大土王全部战死了呢?”莽古尔泰笑道:“蠢货,人家会再选出新的土王,那些个法王说不定还会有转世灵童出来!”楼诚却突然间开口道:“倘若灵童不灵呢?”莽古尔泰一时没有转过弯来,一脸懵逼的问道:“不灵?”楼诚呵呵一声轻笑,只是声音中的冷意却怎么也遮掩不住:“如果转世的灵童不能证明自己是灵童呢?甚至于灵童变成了傻子,还是灵童?”莽古尔泰打了个寒颤,又接着问道:“就算是灵童不是问题,可是这土王还是会选出新的来?”楼诚道:“是啊,可以选出来,可是选出来之后得让朝廷册封才行。现在我大明的事情这么多,又是南洋又是辽东,如今还要加上这朵甘思和乌思藏,想要等陛下的册封旨意?且等着吧!”阿敏赞同的点了点头道:“正是如此,明儿个咱们就请了那八大土王前来饮酒,到时候跟他们好生说道说道。”莽古尔泰问道:“说道什么?”阿敏道:“自然是派出僧兵协助朝廷大军作战的事儿!就算是没有僧兵,他们于情于理也该派出人手不是?甚至于为了得到佛祖的保佑,这八大土王法王什么的,不亲自跟着上阵怎么能行?”……赞善王思巴儿监藏一脸懵逼的望着阿敏,问道:“指挥使大人要我等出兵?”阿敏点头道:“自然如此。如今那些拖我大明后腿的色目人都已经去见了他们的神,本指挥使也该出兵去攻打和硕特汗了。而在座的诸位与本指挥使同为我大明之臣,本指挥使出兵,诸位自然少不得派出协助?”被人从昌都拎到了赞善王驻地的护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“好教指挥使大人得知,我等手下虽有一些兵丁,可是却兵无战力,否则也不会被那和硕特汗欺压到我等头上了?”就知道你们手下是一群战五渣!阿敏笑道:“这个倒是无妨,虽然要各位一起出兵协助,却也不需要各位手下的兵丁去打什么硬仗,只要辅助好本指挥使与莽古尔泰指挥使麾下的两旗兵丁即可。”其他几个土王法王无奈下对视了一眼之后,护教王南哥巴藏卜才开口道:“我等自然是义不容辞,愿意安排僧兵,听从指挥使大人安排!”阿敏笑了笑,举起酒杯道:“诸位高义!请!”共饮一杯后,阿敏又笑着道:“本指挥使还有一事,想要向各位请教。此次出兵,不知道佛祖是否会保佑我等?诸位可知?”护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“此次出兵乃是平定外敌,也是护教弘法之善举,佛祖菩萨自然会保佑!”阿敏一拍大腿,笑道:“巧了!本指挥使也是这么想的!”笑着望了望护教王南哥巴藏卜后,阿敏又接着道:“既然佛祖菩萨都会保佑,诸位不如随我大军一起出征?”辅教王南渴烈思巴合什躬身道:“大军出征,我等本应一路相随,替大军祈福。只是毕竟战阵杀伐,有违我佛门之道,还望指挥使大人见谅?”阿敏刚才还笑的如同一朵盛开菊花的老脸顿时就变了一番模样:“阿哈买提说他宁死不吃本指挥使给他的食物?”卧槽尼玛!一言不合你他娘的就掀桌子杀人是不是?建奴都像你这么狠?在座的八大土王法王皆是心中暗骂阿敏太不是个东西。自己这边还没有明确表态呢,只是试探性的表达了一下不想去的意思,阿敏这个王八蛋就把阿哈买提的事儿给搬了出来!阿哈买提的事儿,赞善王思巴儿监藏自然是跟其他人说过的,尤其是阿敏在抽刀子捅死阿哈买提的时候那冷漠的笑容,更是被思巴儿监藏描述的绘声绘色。关键是,越这样儿越他娘的吓人好不好?现在,一个天大的难题摆在了大家的眼前——到底是随着阿敏出征和硕特汗,还是宁死不从?事实证明,如果这些人有宁死不从的勇气,根本就不会被区区一个和硕特汗欺压到头上来,更不至于被人怼到向大明求援。PS:献祭一本书:《军师学院》第565章拖出去喂狗。

  整个朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司彻底平定下来的速度超乎于任何任的意料,和硕特汗被怼死的速度也是快到超乎相像。就好像《独断大明》的作者官神去大保健,结果前戏做了足足一个时辰,然后一二三完事,开始进入贤者时间一般。怼死了敌人,打了胜仗,自然就要有庆功宴。破罐子破摔的几个法王土王也顾不得再研究什么清规戒律了,该喝酒的照样喝,那些看起来是肉实际上就是肉的“所谓”素菜也照吃不误。不吃不行啊,上一个有反对意见的阿哈买提已经被喂了狗,剩下的人里面没有谁再敢去挑衅阿敏。朵甘思的冬天好像比其他地方来得更早一些,阿敏的中军大帐中因为点起了火炉而有些炎热的感觉,帐外已经是寒风呼啸。酒过三巡,菜过五味,阿敏与莽古尔泰等人对视了一眼后,便端起酒杯,笑眯眯的对着八大土王法王道:“说起来,本指挥使倒是从前朝鲜国主那里听说过一句话,让本指挥使颇有感触啊。”跟阿敏接触最早,也可以说是接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏合什礼拜道:“不知道是什么话让指挥使大人颇有感触?”阿敏的脸上浮现出一股追忆的神色,仿佛已经穿越了时空,回到了自己与前朝鲜国主,现在的绫阳王一起饮酒的时光:“绫阳王说的好啊,有些人就跟野狗一般,跑来跑去的就忘记自己的主人是谁了!”这句话是绫阳君李倧说的没错,但是事实上,阿敏根本就没有和李倧一起喝过酒,这句话也是从别处听来的。仿佛已经陷入追忆不可自拔的阿敏扫视了在场的八大土王和法王一眼,接着道:“绫阳王说这句话的时候,乃是建奴派人去劝降绫阳王,劝降之人被绫阳王杀了。本指挥使当时身负圣命,潜伏于建奴左右,对于绫阳王的话自然是深以为然。这人呐,就不能忘本,似老奴努尔哈赤和小奴黄台吉那般的狗奴才,不思报效陛下大恩却想着反叛大明,罪不容诛!”赞善王思巴儿监藏和其他几个土王法王已经是一脸懵逼——你自己是个什么东西你自己心里没点儿逼数?但是看着阿敏一副大义凛然的模样,莫非这爱新觉罗·阿敏真的是奉了皇命才潜伏在建奴内部的?关键是,你他娘的把你自己的本家卖的一干二净,对你到底有什么好处?现在又是谁给你的脸和勇气在这里大放厥词?纵然心中万分不耻,赞善王思巴儿监藏还是双手合什,赞叹道:“指挥使大人忍辱负重,可比身在曹营心在汉的关圣人。”笑着摆了摆手,阿敏又接着道:“本指挥使现在只想问一句,尔等,还记得自己的主人是谁么?”赞善王思巴儿监藏从座位上站了起来,双手合什,躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子。”其他几个土王和法王一样从座位上站了起来,如同赞善王一般合什躬身道:“我等受大明天子册封,自然是大明的臣子!”阿敏笑着摇了摇头道:“依本指挥使看来,倒也不尽然。现在有些人在想着本指挥使退兵了之后继续统治着这片土地,关起门来当个土皇帝,你们说,对于这样儿的人,本指挥使该怎么处置?”赞善王思巴儿监藏讪讪的笑道:“指挥使大人说笑了,若无天子册封,我等又如何有如今的身份?在场之人,更不会有人怀这等不当人子的心思!”如果不是老子知道你们都是些什么玩意,你们说的话,老子差点儿都信了!阿敏手中端着的酒杯猛的往地下一摔,大声喝道:“动手!”五个土王身后一群士卒涌出,持刀便向着五大土王砍去,连一丝一毫的反应时间都没给这五大土王留下。阿敏却不知道从哪儿又翻出来一个杯子,再次斟满了酒,吩咐道:“拖出去,喂狗。”包括跟阿敏接触最多的赞善王思巴儿监藏在内,一共五个土王全部被乱刀乱死,剩下三个面如土色的法王站在那里,战战兢兢的望着阿敏,不知道接下来又该上演什么戏码了。扫视了剩下的三个法王,阿敏才笑眯眯的道:“三位请坐,咱们继续喝酒?”三大法王之中地位最高,传承也是最久的灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞壮着胆子道:“不知道指挥使大人为何要杀掉他们?”阿敏脸上笑容不变,端起酒杯道:“这些混帐东西想着自己关上门来自己做主,视朝廷政令如无物,如今更是暗中跟那些色目混帐们勾结到一起,这是为人奴才该有的态度?如何不该杀?”巴坚赞愣了半晌后才道:“指挥使就这么杀掉了五大土王,可是有陛下旨意?”阿敏毫不在意的摊了摊手道:“没有。”巴坚赞又接着道:“那指挥使大人就不怕陛下怪罪?”阿敏盯着三大法王笑道:“看,这就是本指挥使与那五个蠢货之间的不同了。本指挥使是陛下的奴才,子子孙孙都是陛下的奴才,主子让奴才生,奴才就生,主子让奴才死,奴才就死。所以本指挥使杀了他们也就杀了,就算是主子爷怪罪,那也是我这个当奴才应受的。”见三大法王皆是闭口不言了,阿敏才接着道:“接下来的事情,想必不要本指挥使再多说什么了吧?”巴坚赞的眼中挤出两行浊泪,心痛万分的道:“是,赞善王思巴儿监藏等在与和硕特汗交战之时力战而亡,指挥使大人虽尽力救援,但是却因为这五人冒然进兵而救之不及?”阿敏赞赏的点了点头道:“可惜了,思巴儿监藏等人尽心国事,力战而死,本指挥使心中痛甚!惜甚!”捶了捶胸口后,阿敏又接着道:“只是逝者已矣,五大土王虽死,这朵甘思和乌思藏的土地还在,不知道三位有什么好的办法?”见阿敏这就把皮球踢了过来,灌顶国师阐化王巴坚赞和大宝法王得银协巴还有大乘法王昆泽思巴互相对视了一眼之后,巴坚赞才拱手道:“愿听指挥使大人安排!”巴坚赞三人也算是看明白了,今天这是宴无好宴,会无好会,阿敏这个缺德带冒烟的货早就在筹划这一天了。而通过自己三人被留下而五大土王却被砍了之后拖出去喂狗,三人也隐隐约约对于阿敏的心思有了一定的揣测。或者说隐隐约约的知道了大明皇帝到底想要干什么。自己三个法土都是传教的,说白了,除了在传教的事物上,其他方面的权利并不如五大土王——那五个土王手里都有土地,有牧民,有兵丁,而自己三人手里恰恰没有这些东西。除非是把寺庙也算成土地,否则自己三人除了信徒之外可以说是一无所有。很可能也是因为这个原因,才让自己三人活了下来,而那五个土王却就此殒命。没有理会三人心中在想些什么,阿敏笑眯眯的端着酒杯道:“三位能有这样儿的认识,本指挥使心中高兴!高兴!来,尽饮此杯!”喝酒?吃肉?算得了什么,就算是阿敏要砍死佛祖又能算得了什么?没有人是傻子,尤其是地位越高的人就越不是傻子——地位低的人除了信之外,没有其他任何的办法。当一个人走到了一定的高度之后,自然而然的就学会了一项天赋技能——质疑。质疑自己所见所闻所学,甚至于质疑佛祖。虽然这种质疑只能深深的压在心底,不能宣知于众更不能让信徒们知道,但是存在就是存在,没办法抹去。见巴坚赞三人毫不迟疑的饮尽了杯中酒,阿敏才哈哈大笑道:“本指挥使今天有话直说了吧。以后三位法王要传教,没问题,但是传教的前提必须是遵守大明律。而这五位战死的土王,本指挥使自然也会上书朝廷和万岁爷,替他们请封。至于这五位法王战死之后的土地及权利由何人继承,自然也是由万岁爷和朝廷说了算,三位以为如何?”巴坚赞双手合什道:“指挥使此言大善,教法不逾国法,此乃正理也。”见巴坚赞已经代表大宝法和大乘法王表了态,阿敏便笑着道:“可是还有一些人,偏偏不想让本指挥使高兴!”巴坚赞皱眉道:“指挥使大人说的,可是那些色目人?”阿敏冷笑道:“正是这些人!现在乖巧无比,不代表以后也乖巧无比,谁知道他们会在哪天跳出来给本指挥使找不痛快?”昆泽思巴同样皱眉道:“指挥使大人的意思是?”阿敏脸上的杀意一闪而逝,呵呵笑道:“那就得看三位的了?”巴坚赞三人再次互相对视了一眼之后,才由巴坚赞出头道:“指挥使大可放心,我等一定会处置妥当!”阿敏举杯笑道:“好!本指挥使相信三位法王会给我一个满意的答案!请!”送走了三大法王之后,莽古尔泰便问道:“这三个家伙会不会甘心听命?还有他们说处置妥当,是怎么处置?”阿敏摇了摇头道:“谁知道?如果不是顾忌着朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司这两处有太多的色目人和喇嘛,今天我倒是想把这八个家伙全部砍死。至于说他们会怎么处置,我说我也不知道,你信不?”对于阿敏的屁话,莽古尔泰自然不可能相信。阿敏什么时候还会顾忌这些蛮子?动辄屠城才是阿敏应有的人设好不好?见莽古尔泰一脸不信的样子,阿敏再次无奈的摇了摇头道:“我是真不知道这三个家伙说的处置妥当是怎么回事儿!只是看那个巴坚赞一副胸有成竹的样子,才想着让他们试试的!”莽古尔泰道:“若是这三个家伙真的处置妥当了,你打算怎么办?”阿敏愣道:“他们手里没有兵马,除了一些喇嘛之外,拿什么处置妥当?靠佛祖保佑?如果佛祖真能保佑,你觉得黄台吉会吐血而亡?多尔衮那头野獾会带着他的小嫂子跑到奴尔干都司去?”一直没有出声的楼诚则是阴恻恻的道:“妥当不妥当的,不还是咱们说了算的?”一锤定音!阿敏现在处处以崇祯皇帝的奴才自居,放在大明自然没有多少人当成一回事儿,但是放在这些不清楚真实情况的法王们眼里,阿敏口中的奴才两个字,可就很有分量了。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰两个人心里清楚,论到真正的奴才和在崇祯皇帝心中的分量,自己两个人捆在一起也未必能比得过楼诚一个人。能在崇祯元年以前就潜伏到辽东,还是潜伏在沈阳这种地方的锦衣卫同知会是个简单角色?而且崇祯皇帝登基后也没有把楼诚调住别处,该有的好处一样没少过,就足以说明崇祯皇帝对于楼诚的信任了。自己这些野生的奴才,跟皇帝家世代相传的家奴比起来,差距不是一星半点儿的大!不过,这也没什么,只要自己两个人尽心替主子办事儿,早晚会成为主子的心腹奴才,未必就比这楼同知差到哪儿去。打定了主意后,阿敏便哈哈笑道:“楼同知所言极是,这妥当不妥当,可不就是咱们说了算的?一点点的来,先借着这些喇嘛的手把色目人给清理一波,然后再慢慢的清理掉这些喇嘛,不就妥当了?实在不行,还可以寻一些由头,驱使这些家伙们去叶尔羌那里不是?左右都是些蛮子,死光了也不心疼!”阿敏三人正在算计着这些乱七八糟的事,随着巴坚赞一起回到了住处的大宝法和和大乘法王在坐下之后便盯着巴坚赞道:“你刚才说的咱们会处置妥当,你有什么办法?”巴坚赞一脸懵逼的问道:“刚才不是你们使眼色让我答应下来的?我以为你们有办法才那么说的!”PS:推书《我有一个祖宗群》,开局崇祯十七年,离着老歪脖子树只有一个月的距离……第566章佛曰,我不认地狱谁入地狱崇祯皇帝狠起来,不光是坑藩王,连自己的儿子都坑,也真下得去手。就像是朱慈燝一般,未来的辽王,就藩的时候就有一大片的土地和百姓在等着他,甚至于整个锡伯族都是他的。但是现在这个才刚刚七岁的孩子,放在后世应该是流着鼻涕上小学的娃儿就得一边接受之乎者也的教育,一边学习弓马骑射。谁让他有个当皇帝的爹呢。远在非洲的郑芝龙也很挂念自己家的娃儿。郑福松,也就是朱成功已经十四岁了,正好比皇长子朱慈燝大了七岁,主要任务就是和后来被崇祯皇帝从张献忠那里要来的张定国一样,跟着崇祯皇帝的身边行走,学习。至于学习些什么,郑芝龙不知道,但是想来也应该是有用的东西,要不然崇祯皇帝至于把这两个小屁孩儿带在身边?当然,郑芝龙的心里也清楚,崇祯皇帝把郑福松带在身边未尝没有牵制自己的意思。但是对于这样儿的机会,郑芝龙却不想放弃。自己辛辛苦苦打拼一辈子为了什么?不还是图着给后世的儿孙们留下一份家业?福松这孩子有机会跟在陛下的身边,就算是牵制自己又能如何?只要自己不作死,不想着玩什么花样,难道皇帝还能无缘无故的把自己砍了去?啪的一声,拍死一个正在努力吸着自己血液的蚊子后,郑芝龙突然间觉得可能不等崇祯皇帝把自己给砍了,自己可能就忍不住要砍了自己了。哀嚎了一声后,郑芝龙对着旁边同样拍打不止的郑芝凤道:“老五,想想办法,再这么下去,咱们就得先被这些蚊虫给吸干了!”郑芝凤脸上硬挤出来的笑容比哭还难看:“想什么办法,能有什么办法?谁知道这破地方居然有这么多的蚊子?还有,这块土地实在是太他娘的邪性了,兄弟们都搞不懂是怎么个情况啊!那满头白毛的小玩意是真他娘的记仇,你碰它一下,它就没完没了的追着你咬,不弄死它就追着咬,简直也是没谁了。还有那些长得跟狗一样的玩意儿,那招数是真他娘的下流,光向着下三路招呼,成群的野狗就敢从狮子嘴里抢食吃,还敢掏狮子的后门,这他娘的到底是个什么地方啊!”郑芝凤不角,郑芝龙同样不解:“那倒没什么,反正慢慢杀,总是能杀光的,该担心的是这些玩意而不是咱们。就像是唐王他们卖那个什么袋鼠肉一样,只要传出来这些玩意的肉能滋阴补肾,咱们该担心的是这些玩意够不够吃。现在真正让人头疼的是过了这么久了,别说是下雪了,连他娘的雨都没见着几滴,还一直是夏天,没完了!”郑芝龙的话,让郑芝凤的脸色更加难看,过了半晌后才开口道:“要不然,咱们派一艘船回国,去请龙虎山的天师过来做法求雨?”郑芝龙用关爱智障的眼神望着郑芝凤道:“求谁?这里归哪个龙王爷管?南海龙王还是西海龙王?”郑芝凤一副你才是傻子的表情望着郑芝龙道:“你管这个干什么?南海龙王也好,西海龙王也罢,谁管这里不还是陛下说了算?先请陛下册封此处龙王,再让龙虎山的天师过来求雨,这才是办法,要不然咱们就这么一天天的干等下去?”两人正说话间,薄薄的纱帘被人一把掀开,匆匆忙忙走进来的郑芝虎三下五除二的将身上披挂的甲胄脱掉,赤条条的跳进了水池之后才长叹一声道:“舒坦!”被郑芝虎溅起的水花迸了满头满脸的郑芝龙随便抹了一把脸,笑骂道:“如果是在大明,就你这模样早晚得判个有伤风化,然后拉去浸猪笼!”郑芝虎不以为意的道:“浸死在大明也比晒死在这里强!他娘的!”郑芝龙正色道:“说说看,现在外面的情况怎么样儿了?”郑芝虎颇为郁闷的道:“还能怎么样儿,那些该死的黑炭头跑的那么快,连火铳的弹丸都追不上他们!除了这些动不动就跑没影的昆仑奴,剩下的就是豺狼虎豹那些玩意儿,还有数不清的蛇,鹿,牛,马,反正什么玩意儿都有。”郑芝龙道:“这些玩意儿咱们都知道,说重点!”郑芝虎瞪眼道:“哪儿还有什么重点了?就只能一点点的向前推进,一个月的时间还没推进一百里地,这他娘的都什么事儿啊!”郑芝龙闻言,也是颇感无奈。一个月推进不到一百里,换算下来平均每天向前推进三里,想要把这块无垠的土地给堪探明白,照这个速度起码得有个几年甚至于十几年的时间。自己这些人倒还好,毕竟还年轻,就算是花个十几二十几年的时间也无所谓。但是皇帝陛下能等?会允许自己这些人慢吞吞的向前推进?想了想,郑芝龙干脆开口问道:“现在最大的问题是什么?还有上次进去堪探的小旗部回来了没有?”郑芝虎叹了口气道:“最大的问题不是那些个吃人的玩意,而是蚊蚁蛇虫这些不起眼的小东西,还有那些看不见的沼泽地。最操蛋也是最坑人的就是那些个森林,一眼望不到头不说,里面还危机重重,那个小旗部已经三天了还没有回来,估计是凶多吉少了。”郑芝龙眯着眼睛道:“派人手去清理掉那些森林,挨颗树砍掉烧掉也得把那五个兄弟们找出来,活要见人,死要见尸!”郑芝虎闻言一愣,道:“那一片森林根本就望不到边,挨颗树那么清理?那得到哪年?”郑芝虎气极而笑,怒道:“那又如何?一个小旗部,五个兄弟,就这么着消失的无影无踪?我问你,你打算怎么跟陛下交待?怎么跟五军都督府交待?怎么向他们的家人交待?嗯?!”郑芝虎的脸色也是极为难看:“若是清理下去,耽误的时间可就不是一天两天了,我前头刚吩咐下去绕过这片森林,现在就回过头去清理?”郑芝凤一见郑芝龙跟郑芝虎之间的气氛有点儿紧张,便打圆场道:“这样儿吧,二哥继续带兵向前清理推进,我带着手下的兄弟们去清理那片森林可好?”郑芝龙闷哼道:“就这么着吧!”午饭过后,郑芝凤就直接带着一群手下奔着之前那个小旗部消失的森林而去。在此之前,郑芝凤不是没有看到过这片森林,但是再一次站到这片森林之前,那种扑面而来的压力依然压的郑芝凤和手下的一众马仔们有些喘不过气来。跟在郑芝凤身边的千户林镇胜喉节一动,开口道:“这片林子想要砍光,起码得三五个月的时间吧?”郑芝凤眯着眼睛道:“别管是三五个月,还是三五年,只要那五个兄弟一天没找出来,就不能停下。还有,吩咐兄弟们聚在一起慢慢向前推进,咱们有的是时间,不着急,让后边的兄弟们做好准备,防着有什么东西冲出来伤着兄弟们。”林镇胜却嘿嘿笑了一声道:“我就不信有什么东西是不怕火炮的!”说完之后,林镇胜就直接喊道:“来人!把开花弹换成实心弹,对准这片破林子给老子轰!”林镇胜的话音刚刚落下,脑袋上就被人抽了一巴掌:“你他娘的傻了?万一炸到那个小旗部的兄弟们怎么办?”林镇胜道:“先炸边上!把一些在边上混饭吃的大家伙们给吓跑了再让兄弟们去砍树,要不然那个小旗部的兄弟们没找回来不说,中间还不知道会搭多少兄弟们进去!”郑芝凤点了点头道:“你做决定吧,论起临阵应变,我不如你,就不瞎指挥了,但是一定要注意安全,尤其是要注意蚊蛇虫蚁,这些不起眼的小东西才是最要命的!”林镇胜点了点头道:“放心吧!”林镇胜的话音刚落,前面就传来一声惊呼:“娘哎!”这下子林镇胜也顾不上跟郑芝凤客套了,匆忙的拱了拱手便向前面赶去。入眼之处,一条金丝大蟒盘踞在树林的边上,扁铲一样的蛇头上一颗暗红略带紫色的信子正在来回伸缩着。嘶的一声,林镇胜也是倒吸了一口凉气。大一些的蛇,大家伙儿不是没有见过,但是最粗的也不过是小孩子手臂那么粗,长也不过丈许。但是眼前这条大蟒,却是有着碗口粗细,盘踞在地上的身子看样子得有三四丈的长度,确实为生平仅见。林镇胜低声喝道:“慢慢退后!”,同时拦住了身后的郑芝凤一起向后退去,生怕激怒了这条大蟒,再惹出什么事情来。郑芝凤也是倒吸了一口凉气之后道:“这怕不是要变化成蛟了?”林镇胜道:“成什么都不管,这林子里有这东西,谁也别想讨了好儿去!”郑芝凤点点头:“还是刚才那话,这里你指挥,你说了算!”林镇胜也不再客套,而是慢慢的抬起手臂,低声喝道:“准备!”唰的一声,周围的士卒们便已经举起手中的火铳瞄准了眼前的大蟒,靠后一些的士卒们也将腰间的腰刀抽了出来。眼前的大蟒也开始发生了变化——倒不是变形,而是蛇头高高扬起,随时都在准备着发动攻击。林镇胜的手臂猛的落下,口中也同时喝道:“开火!”乒乒乓乓的一阵有如爆豆般的响声之后,刚刚随着林镇胜的动作而猛然向前冲出的巨蟒身形一顿,身上也冒出了一团团的血雾。就以这种攻击的密度,换成一头野猪或者狮子老虎也只就死的透透了的,然而眼前的这条巨蟒却一时之间不死,反而因为吃痛而激发了凶性,径直向着林镇胜冲了过来。林镇胜手中握着腰刀,胳膊却拦着郑芝凤一起疾步向后退去,附近的士卒将是将手中的腰刀向着巨蟒砍去。事实证明,这条蟒蛇虽然巨大,可是根本就没有变成蛟龙,也没有成精——毕竟崇祯皇帝说过,除了他自己,这世间绝不许有什么精怪神仙的存在。噗嗤噗嗤的刀子入肉声中,长约三四丈的金丝巨蟒身上顿时被砍中了二十多多刀,最重的一刀直接将其从中间断为两截。但是生命力极强的巨蟒哪怕是断为两截,一时间却也未死,两截身子在地上不断的卷曲滚动着,惊的旁边众多士卒不断向后退去。过了好半晌,巨蟒总算是死的透透的,林镇胜手中的腰刀也总算是放了下来。抹了一把头上的冷汗后,林镇胜才对郑芝凤道:“必须得先用火炮轰击外围!轰一层砍一层的树,就这么层层推进!这要不是刚才发现了这个家伙,估计今天的伤亡小不了!说不得咱们两个刚才都得交待进去!”郑芝凤同样抹了抹额头上的冷汗道:“刚才我就说过了,这里你指挥,你说了算!”林镇胜点了点头,大声喝道:“兄弟们,准备一下,先炮轰这片树林的外围,然后砍一些树就接着再轰,保证安全!”林镇胜的吩咐很快就被落实了下去——郑芝龙舰队之中带着的大炮和一些实心炮弹被拉了过来,开始准备轰击这片森林。回到了郑芝龙所在的中军大帐后,郑芝凤神色阴翳的道:“大哥,这么下去绝对不行,再多的兄弟们也不够这里的森林祸害的!”郑芝龙眯着眼睛道:“那你的意思呢?”郑芝凤咬牙道:“干脆,挖出隔火带,然后放火烧林!”郑芝龙呵呵笑道:“这个大岛上有多少林子?全烧了?你知道不知道那些木头究竟代表了什么?”点了点头,郑芝凤道:“当然知道,那些都是上好的造船木料,哪怕是不造船,弄回来当劈材也够烧上许多年的。”郑芝龙嗯了一声道:“知道你还想烧了这片林子?败家也没有你这么个败法吧?”郑芝凤苦笑道:“谁愿意败家?这不也是没办法的事儿么?”PS:再献祭一本书《大晋太宰》第559章由不得他拒绝!崇祯皇帝很头疼,再一次的感觉当皇帝并不是自己想要的生活。每天除了要去后宫的几个妃子那里交公粮,还得面对朝堂上那些乱七八糟的破事儿。哪怕是东海舰队和南海舰队这两边都已经进入了消停期,崇祯皇帝也一样感觉头疼。眼看着秋闱就在眼前,怎么坑一坑这些粉嫩嫩的士子们?怎么挖几个听话好用还能办事儿的人出来?温体仁和施凤来这些家伙还有其他的几部尚书都已经算得上是高龄了,放在后世都已经妥妥的退居二线,现在这些家伙却硬撑着在朝堂上被自己支使。就连这些人里最小的一个洪承畴,也已经四十多岁,而担着铁道部的重担,让这一个四十多,应该算是正值壮年的铁道部尚书看起来跟五十多接近六十的老头子一样。就算是不考虑这些事儿,毕竟大明朝当官的人多,人才也不少,其他的事儿一样让崇祯皇帝头疼。比如阿敏和莽古尔泰。按照计划,这两个家伙手下的士卒已经完成了整训,可以向西边儿进发了。一理计划能够实现五军都督府那些个坏头顶流脓脚底生疮的家伙们原本的谋划,别说是朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司了,连李白的出生地都得重新回到大明的手里。受崇祯皇帝的影响或者说刺激,整个五军都督府现在没事儿就琢磨地图,看看哪里的蛮子们又不老实了,或者说又轮到哪个蛮子不老实了。然后大明就应该兴兵以伐无道,毁其贡献,焚其祖庙,绝其苗裔。再然后就是大家排排坐,分军功。这不是朕想要的生活!现在这些家伙都总想着捞军功打仗,没有人带着朕去!几次亲征之下,第563章全世界的爸爸一头被养了二百多年,将近三百年的猪是什么?当然,猪还是猪,不会突变成为天篷元帅。但是再蠢的猪,养上个三百年都会变得聪明起来,不信的话,可以找一头猪养上三百年试试。大明的藩王们就是这些被养了三百年的猪。对于崇祯皇帝一次性召见了十个藩王,代王,齐王,珉王,肃王,这四个开国之时就已经分封了的藩王为主,加上其他五个杂鱼的小王,就凑成了一支十个王爷组成的强大队伍。或者说,十头肥猪。在这些藩王走完正常的觐见流程之后,崇祯皇帝就直接吩咐王承恩准备好一副巨大的地图,摊开在桌子上,笑道:“来,咱们都是一家人,各位王叔,王兄,都看着挑!”代王朱彝?悄然看了刚刚被复了齐王爵的朱雅桐以及其他几个藩王,当下便躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣愚昧,惟望陛下替臣择一地而封之。”其他几个藩王一见代王朱彝?这般说法,一时间皆是躬身道:“惟望陛下替臣等做主!”崇祯皇帝呵呵笑了笑,也不再推辞,而是直接走到了地图之前看了起来。代王朱彝?这家伙是个聪明人啊,把这个问题推到了朕的头上来,选的好也就算了,若是随便指派一个封地给他,天下人说不定会怎么看待朕呢。但是,任凭你再怎么聪明,却漏算了一个问题吧?看了半天地图的崇祯皇帝指着巴达维亚以西靠海的一块地方道:“代王兄看这里,巴达维亚总督府治地以西,临海,当真是个不可多得的好地方?”朱彝?心中苦涩难当,知道自己这下子是得罪了这个小心眼的崇祯皇帝了,只得无奈的躬身道:“臣谢陛下天恩!”崇祯皇帝呵呵笑了笑,又指着地图对其他藩王们道:“这里,巴达维亚以南,同样是块临海的好地方,归齐王;这里,巴达维亚西南,归珉王,东南之地归肃王。”短短几句话的时间,十个藩王的地方都被崇祯皇帝给指派了出去。除去代王外,其余九个藩王的封地都有一个共同的特点——临海。其他九个藩王别管大小,都记恨上了代王朱彝?——让你丫作,你他娘的把锅甩给皇帝,现在落得个什么下场?理论上来说,靠海的封地绝对是好地方,如果把这个地区换成大明来说的话就更是如此了。甚至于朝鲜和琉球,甚至于台湾这些地方也是一样的,靠海的封地要比内陆的封地好处多。最起码,光是海商税收还有数不尽的渔业资源就绝不是内陆封地能比的。但是这一次的封地是什么地方?爪哇,吕宋,巴达维亚,满者伯夷这些地方,但是凡是靠海的地方全部都当成封地,拿出来分封给大家伙儿了。先不提这些地方就没有一个是正常的港口位置,光是要担心以后那些佛朗机蛮子们回来报复就足够让人恶心的了。也就是说,大家伙儿到了新的封地之后第一件事情不用干别的,马上把沿海的海防弄好才是最重要的,其他的都是其次。如果不是朱彝?这个混账东西刚才自做聪明想要让崇祯皇帝指个好的地方,大家伙儿还能自己选一个差不多的,这下子好了,全部都是这样儿的。在场的藩王们心中一边暗骂朱彝?,一边合计着这皇帝也确实够可以的——让他帮忙指派封地的目的就是弄块儿好的,没曾想真就把这些恶心人的地方指给了自己。无视了这十个藩王们带着无尽怨念的眼神,崇祯皇帝心中简直大笑不已。别说朕没给你们机会,是你们自己放弃了并且要求朕替你们指派的,这个可怪不得朕。而且藩王嘛,依大明祖制,藩王的作用就是拱卫朝廷,这些海疆不封给你们,难道要朕自己花银子来搞海防?朕的银子也不是大风刮来的!想了想,崇祯皇帝又开口道:“几位王叔王兄要出海就藩,这国内的封地么,朕给留着,收益也如数送到几位王叔王兄的手里,可好?”朱彝?闻言,心中一突,赶忙躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣出海就藩,对于国内的封地实在是有心无力,请陛下收回!”崇祯皇帝呵呵笑道:“代王兄这是怎么说的?区区一块封地而已,朕难道还能不舍得?”朱彝?闻言,干脆跪地道:“启奏陛下,臣属实无心管理国内封地,愿依太祖高皇帝之制拱卫我大明,就藩于海外,请陛下收回臣国内封地!”其他几个藩王见代王朱彝?这般作态,只是简单的一想就明白过来是怎么回事儿了。如果不是这狗皇帝盯上了大家伙儿的封地,还指望着他给大家置换到海外?就算是置换了,不把国内的封地交出来,大家能落下个好儿?以后小鞋得穿多少?对面十个一起跪倒在地的藩王,崇祯皇帝叹息道:“诸位王叔王兄这是干什么?区区一些封地而已,又何必如此?”崇祯皇帝越是不收回国内的封地,朱彝?等人的心中就越是不安。想到之前藩王们私下流传的那些关于朱聿键等人的传闻,朱彝?干脆咬咬牙,从怀中掏出一叠的崇祯宝钞,开口道:“启奏陛下,前番我大明东海舰队与南海平定爪哇与吕宋等地,臣无以为贺,愿献白银五百万两以劳军!”崇祯皇帝呵呵笑道:“代王兄心意如此厚重,朕怎么好意思拒绝?朕先替舰队的将士们谢过代王兄了。”说完之后,崇祯皇帝就吩咐王承恩道:“承恩呐,记下来,把诸位王叔王兄们进的犒军银子如数发下去,让锦衣卫和东厂的人亲自去办这事儿,中间不许有人上下其手,记下了?”崇祯皇帝收银子收的很痛快,下面的十个藩王可就是心都在滴血了。以代王为首的这四个开国之时就已经册封的藩王每人五百万两,剩下的六个杂鱼藩王每人一百万两,合计白银两千六百万两。就这么一会儿的功夫,没了,还他娘的得对打劫了自己等人的崇祯皇帝千恩万谢。上哪儿说理去!等到十个藩王退去之后,崇祯皇帝才吩咐道:“去皇后那里。”正在与其他几个妃子们闲聊的周皇后一见崇祯皇帝容光满面的样子,就笑道:“今儿个可是有什么开心的事儿?”崇祯皇帝笑道:“当然,代王兄他们有感于舰队将士们远征海外,特地进献了两千六百万两白银以劳军,朕这心里高兴啊。”挥挥手,让皇后与其他几个妃子都坐下之后,崇祯皇帝才呵呵笑着道:“承恩呐,吩咐御膳房,朕今儿个在皇后这里用午膳,让御膳房多加几个菜。”想了想,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“依着娘娘们的娘家之所在,各加一道当地的菜式吧。”王承恩领命退下之后,崇祯皇帝才斜斜的靠在了榻子上,笑道:“朕这心里啊,舒坦。”周皇后掩嘴笑道:“陛下心里是舒坦了,几位王叔王兄心里未必就舒坦了吧?”崇祯皇帝笑道:“且随他们去吧,身为大明的藩王,不替大明尽心尽力,又凭什么享受大明给他们的好处?”话说到这个份上,就已经算是个终结了,再往下的话题也没办法说了——后宫不得干政的祖制在那儿摆着呢,周皇后关心一下自家的叔伯兄弟没问题,再多也就有干政之嫌了。崇祯皇帝眼尖,见周皇后等人身后各自有着一个刺绣绷子,便笑道:“绣着什么呢?且拿来给朕瞧瞧?”周皇后呸了一声道:“都是些女儿家的东西,陛下何时对这些感兴趣了?”崇祯皇帝呵呵笑道:“朕也好奇啊,想看看皇后和几位爱妃都能绣出些什么花样儿来。”周皇后无奈,只得使了个眼色,将几个绣花绷子递到了崇祯皇帝跟前。“好,这上面的鸳鸯绣的好看,定然是皇后的手笔。嗯,这上面的两头小老虎虎头虎脑的,定然是田妃的手笔了?”崇祯皇帝拿起来靠前面的两个绣花绷子点评了一番后,接着拿出来的绣花绷子让崇祯皇帝差点儿把肚皮笑道:“婉妃绣的这两只猫儿还挺可爱的嘛!”两只龇牙咧嘴的奇怪生物说老虎不像老虎,说猫也有些勉强,崇祯皇帝只得把这两个生物当成猫来评判了。完颜玉卓闻言,哼了一声,跺脚道:“陛下偏心!明明是两只小老虎才对!”崇祯皇帝笑道:“好,好,小老虎还不成么。”等到完颜玉卓转嗔为喜了,崇祯皇帝才笑道:“燝儿今年已经七岁了吧?”完颜玉卓心中一突,强笑道:“是,已经七岁了。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声道:“朕回头安排人,带燝儿去幼军就学吧。”完颜玉卓没有开口说话,周皇后却开口道:“陛下,燝儿还小,现在就去幼军,未免太早了些?连教导燝儿的那些夫子也说燝儿天生陪慧,理应多读书才是。”崇祯皇帝笑道:“朕的儿子,朕也心疼,可是正因为心疼,才让他去幼军中学习。”顿了顿,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“寡人生于深宫之中,长于妇人之手,寡人未尝知哀也,未尝知忧也,未尝知劳也,未尝知惧也,未尝知危也。这鲁哀公的话,皇后想必是知道的。天家子弟成长于深宫,不知民间疾苦,不知百姓生活,与蠡虫何异?燝儿是朕的孩子,钦定的辽王,不知如何为人,不知如何为君,如何为一国之主?国中丞相与太尉说什么便是什么?”周皇后道:“妾身也知是为了燝儿好,只是燝儿尚且年幼,于宫中开蒙也就是了,不若再等上几年?若燝儿已经十二三岁,陛下此议,妾身定然遵从?”崇祯皇帝却望着完颜玉卓道:“玉卓,你的想法如何?可以跟朕说说,今儿个没有旁人,都是一家人。”完颜玉卓迟疑了半晌,才咬牙道:“妾身愿意听从陛下安排!”完颜玉卓虽然性子娇憨,却不代表是个傻子——自己的娘家身份在那儿摆着,自己的儿子朱慈燝皇长子的身份也在那儿摆着,崇祯皇帝的安排可以说是真正的替孩子考虑。身为皇长子,天生就处于风口浪尖之上,哪怕是他的娘亲是一个外族——母以子贵说的就是这种情况。与其一直留在宫中,倒不如早早的出宫就学,也算是对孩子的一种保护。至于周皇后担心的燝儿还小这个问题,完颜玉卓倒是不太担心——辽东草原上,比这小的孩子也要开始学习牧羊跟骑射了。崇祯皇帝看着气鼓鼓的周皇后还想再说些什么,就笑着摆了摆手道:“皇后莫急,朕的意思是先让孩子出宫跟着学习,可也没说出宫之后就不回来了吧?这样吧,以后凡是满了七岁的孩子,上午在宫中就学,下午去幼军之中学习骑射,这总可以了吧?再说了,就算是去了幼军,也有锦衣卫的暗中保护,出不了差子。”周皇后怒冲冲的道:“信王当真心狠如斯!”崇祯皇帝闻言,也是无语至极。周皇后哪儿都好,就是一急眼就直呼信王——皇帝不能骂,信王还不能骂了?讪讪的笑了一声后,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“朕也不想如此,但是朕的儿子可以出些像刘据和李承乾那样儿的,却不能出李佑,李愔还有司马衷那样儿的。皇后能如此对待燝儿,朕的心里也高兴,说明朕的后宫里没有那些乱七八糟的事情让朕糟心。但是慈母多败儿的道理,皇后想必也是明白的。欲戴王冠,必先承其重,燝儿以后是辽王,这些苦也是他该吃的,除非他愿意以后做一个庶人!”崇祯皇帝斩钉截铁的话让坤宁宫里的气氛冷了下来。道理谁都懂,可是真落到自己身上的时候又有几个人愿意接受?谁也没想到崇祯皇帝会突然之间就冒出来这么一个举措,而且是针对自己的孩子。PS:再献祭一本书《明末流民帅》第558章谁愿意败家?。

  崇祯皇帝狠起来,不光是坑藩王,连自己的儿子都坑,也真下得去手。就像是朱慈燝一般,未来的辽王,就藩的时候就有一大片的土地和百姓在等着他,甚至于整个锡伯族都是他的。但是现在这个才刚刚七岁的孩子,放在后世应该是流着鼻涕上小学的娃儿就得一边接受之乎者也的教育,一边学习弓马骑射。谁让他有个当皇帝的爹呢。远在非洲的郑芝龙也很挂念自己家的娃儿。郑福松,也就是朱成功已经十四岁了,正好比皇长子朱慈燝大了七岁,主要任务就是和后来被崇祯皇帝从张献忠那里要来的张定国一样,跟着崇祯皇帝的身边行走,学习。至于学习些什么,郑芝龙不知道,但是想来也应该是有用的东西,要不然崇祯皇帝至于把这两个小屁孩儿带在身边?当然,郑芝龙的心里也清楚,崇祯皇帝把郑福松带在身边未尝没有牵制自己的意思。但是对于这样儿的机会,郑芝龙却不想放弃。自己辛辛苦苦打拼一辈子为了什么?不还是图着给后世的儿孙们留下一份家业?福松这孩子有机会跟在陛下的身边,就算是牵制自己又能如何?只要自己不作死,不想着玩什么花样,难道皇帝还能无缘无故的把自己砍了去?啪的一声,拍死一个正在努力吸着自己血液的蚊子后,郑芝龙突然间觉得可能不等崇祯皇帝把自己给砍了,自己可能就忍不住要砍了自己了。哀嚎了一声后,郑芝龙对着旁边同样拍打不止的郑芝凤道:“老五,想想办法,再这么下去,咱们就得先被这些蚊虫给吸干了!”郑芝凤脸上硬挤出来的笑容比哭还难看:“想什么办法,能有什么办法?谁知道这破地方居然有这么多的蚊子?还有,这块土地实在是太他娘的邪性了,兄弟们都搞不懂是怎么个情况啊!那满头白毛的小玩意是真他娘的记仇,你碰它一下,它就没完没了的追着你咬,不弄死它就追着咬,简直也是没谁了。还有那些长得跟狗一样的玩意儿,那招数是真他娘的下流,光向着下三路招呼,成群的野狗就敢从狮子嘴里抢食吃,还敢掏狮子的后门,这他娘的到底是个什么地方啊!”郑芝凤不角,郑芝龙同样不解:“那倒没什么,反正慢慢杀,总是能杀光的,该担心的是这些玩意而不是咱们。就像是唐王他们卖那个什么袋鼠肉一样,只要传出来这些玩意的肉能滋阴补肾,咱们该担心的是这些玩意够不够吃。现在真正让人头疼的是过了这么久了,别说是下雪了,连他娘的雨都没见着几滴,还一直是夏天,没完了!”郑芝龙的话,让郑芝凤的脸色更加难看,过了半晌后才开口道:“要不然,咱们派一艘船回国,去请龙虎山的天师过来做法求雨?”郑芝龙用关爱智障的眼神望着郑芝凤道:“求谁?这里归哪个龙王爷管?南海龙王还是西海龙王?”郑芝凤一副你才是傻子的表情望着郑芝龙道:“你管这个干什么?南海龙王也好,西海龙王也罢,谁管这里不还是陛下说了算?先请陛下册封此处龙王,再让龙虎山的天师过来求雨,这才是办法,要不然咱们就这么一天天的干等下去?”两人正说话间,薄薄的纱帘被人一把掀开,匆匆忙忙走进来的郑芝虎三下五除二的将身上披挂的甲胄脱掉,赤条条的跳进了水池之后才长叹一声道:“舒坦!”被郑芝虎溅起的水花迸了满头满脸的郑芝龙随便抹了一把脸,笑骂道:“如果是在大明,就你这模样早晚得判个有伤风化,然后拉去浸猪笼!”郑芝虎不以为意的道:“浸死在大明也比晒死在这里强!他娘的!”郑芝龙正色道:“说说看,现在外面的情况怎么样儿了?”郑芝虎颇为郁闷的道:“还能怎么样儿,那些该死的黑炭头跑的那么快,连火铳的弹丸都追不上他们!除了这些动不动就跑没影的昆仑奴,剩下的就是豺狼虎豹那些玩意儿,还有数不清的蛇,鹿,牛,马,反正什么玩意儿都有。”郑芝龙道:“这些玩意儿咱们都知道,说重点!”郑芝虎瞪眼道:“哪儿还有什么重点了?就只能一点点的向前推进,一个月的时间还没推进一百里地,这他娘的都什么事儿啊!”郑芝龙闻言,也是颇感无奈。一个月推进不到一百里,换算下来平均每天向前推进三里,想要把这块无垠的土地给堪探明白,照这个速度起码得有个几年甚至于十几年的时间。自己这些人倒还好,毕竟还年轻,就算是花个十几二十几年的时间也无所谓。但是皇帝陛下能等?会允许自己这些人慢吞吞的向前推进?想了想,郑芝龙干脆开口问道:“现在最大的问题是什么?还有上次进去堪探的小旗部回来了没有?”郑芝虎叹了口气道:“最大的问题不是那些个吃人的玩意,而是蚊蚁蛇虫这些不起眼的小东西,还有那些看不见的沼泽地。最操蛋也是最坑人的就是那些个森林,一眼望不到头不说,里面还危机重重,那个小旗部已经三天了还没有回来,估计是凶多吉少了。”郑芝龙眯着眼睛道:“派人手去清理掉那些森林,挨颗树砍掉烧掉也得把那五个兄弟们找出来,活要见人,死要见尸!”郑芝虎闻言一愣,道:“那一片森林根本就望不到边,挨颗树那么清理?那得到哪年?”郑芝虎气极而笑,怒道:“那又如何?一个小旗部,五个兄弟,就这么着消失的无影无踪?我问你,你打算怎么跟陛下交待?怎么跟五军都督府交待?怎么向他们的家人交待?嗯?!”郑芝虎的脸色也是极为难看:“若是清理下去,耽误的时间可就不是一天两天了,我前头刚吩咐下去绕过这片森林,现在就回过头去清理?”郑芝凤一见郑芝龙跟郑芝虎之间的气氛有点儿紧张,便打圆场道:“这样儿吧,二哥继续带兵向前清理推进,我带着手下的兄弟们去清理那片森林可好?”郑芝龙闷哼道:“就这么着吧!”午饭过后,郑芝凤就直接带着一群手下奔着之前那个小旗部消失的森林而去。在此之前,郑芝凤不是没有看到过这片森林,但是再一次站到这片森林之前,那种扑面而来的压力依然压的郑芝凤和手下的一众马仔们有些喘不过气来。跟在郑芝凤身边的千户林镇胜喉节一动,开口道:“这片林子想要砍光,起码得三五个月的时间吧?”郑芝凤眯着眼睛道:“别管是三五个月,还是三五年,只要那五个兄弟一天没找出来,就不能停下。还有,吩咐兄弟们聚在一起慢慢向前推进,咱们有的是时间,不着急,让后边的兄弟们做好准备,防着有什么东西冲出来伤着兄弟们。”林镇胜却嘿嘿笑了一声道:“我就不信有什么东西是不怕火炮的!”说完之后,林镇胜就直接喊道:“来人!把开花弹换成实心弹,对准这片破林子给老子轰!”林镇胜的话音刚刚落下,脑袋上就被人抽了一巴掌:“你他娘的傻了?万一炸到那个小旗部的兄弟们怎么办?”林镇胜道:“先炸边上!把一些在边上混饭吃的大家伙们给吓跑了再让兄弟们去砍树,要不然那个小旗部的兄弟们没找回来不说,中间还不知道会搭多少兄弟们进去!”郑芝凤点了点头道:“你做决定吧,论起临阵应变,我不如你,就不瞎指挥了,但是一定要注意安全,尤其是要注意蚊蛇虫蚁,这些不起眼的小东西才是最要命的!”林镇胜点了点头道:“放心吧!”林镇胜的话音刚落,前面就传来一声惊呼:“娘哎!”这下子林镇胜也顾不上跟郑芝凤客套了,匆忙的拱了拱手便向前面赶去。入眼之处,一条金丝大蟒盘踞在树林的边上,扁铲一样的蛇头上一颗暗红略带紫色的信子正在来回伸缩着。嘶的一声,林镇胜也是倒吸了一口凉气。大一些的蛇,大家伙儿不是没有见过,但是最粗的也不过是小孩子手臂那么粗,长也不过丈许。但是眼前这条大蟒,却是有着碗口粗细,盘踞在地上的身子看样子得有三四丈的长度,确实为生平仅见。林镇胜低声喝道:“慢慢退后!”,同时拦住了身后的郑芝凤一起向后退去,生怕激怒了这条大蟒,再惹出什么事情来。郑芝凤也是倒吸了一口凉气之后道:“这怕不是要变化成蛟了?”林镇胜道:“成什么都不管,这林子里有这东西,谁也别想讨了好儿去!”郑芝凤点点头:“还是刚才那话,这里你指挥,你说了算!”林镇胜也不再客套,而是慢慢的抬起手臂,低声喝道:“准备!”唰的一声,周围的士卒们便已经举起手中的火铳瞄准了眼前的大蟒,靠后一些的士卒们也将腰间的腰刀抽了出来。眼前的大蟒也开始发生了变化——倒不是变形,而是蛇头高高扬起,随时都在准备着发动攻击。林镇胜的手臂猛的落下,口中也同时喝道:“开火!”乒乒乓乓的一阵有如爆豆般的响声之后,刚刚随着林镇胜的动作而猛然向前冲出的巨蟒身形一顿,身上也冒出了一团团的血雾。就以这种攻击的密度,换成一头野猪或者狮子老虎也只就死的透透了的,然而眼前的这条巨蟒却一时之间不死,反而因为吃痛而激发了凶性,径直向着林镇胜冲了过来。林镇胜手中握着腰刀,胳膊却拦着郑芝凤一起疾步向后退去,附近的士卒将是将手中的腰刀向着巨蟒砍去。事实证明,这条蟒蛇虽然巨大,可是根本就没有变成蛟龙,也没有成精——毕竟崇祯皇帝说过,除了他自己,这世间绝不许有什么精怪神仙的存在。噗嗤噗嗤的刀子入肉声中,长约三四丈的金丝巨蟒身上顿时被砍中了二十多多刀,最重的一刀直接将其从中间断为两截。但是生命力极强的巨蟒哪怕是断为两截,一时间却也未死,两截身子在地上不断的卷曲滚动着,惊的旁边众多士卒不断向后退去。过了好半晌,巨蟒总算是死的透透的,林镇胜手中的腰刀也总算是放了下来。抹了一把头上的冷汗后,林镇胜才对郑芝凤道:“必须得先用火炮轰击外围!轰一层砍一层的树,就这么层层推进!这要不是刚才发现了这个家伙,估计今天的伤亡小不了!说不得咱们两个刚才都得交待进去!”郑芝凤同样抹了抹额头上的冷汗道:“刚才我就说过了,这里你指挥,你说了算!”林镇胜点了点头,大声喝道:“兄弟们,准备一下,先炮轰这片树林的外围,然后砍一些树就接着再轰,保证安全!”林镇胜的吩咐很快就被落实了下去——郑芝龙舰队之中带着的大炮和一些实心炮弹被拉了过来,开始准备轰击这片森林。回到了郑芝龙所在的中军大帐后,郑芝凤神色阴翳的道:“大哥,这么下去绝对不行,再多的兄弟们也不够这里的森林祸害的!”郑芝龙眯着眼睛道:“那你的意思呢?”郑芝凤咬牙道:“干脆,挖出隔火带,然后放火烧林!”郑芝龙呵呵笑道:“这个大岛上有多少林子?全烧了?你知道不知道那些木头究竟代表了什么?”点了点头,郑芝凤道:“当然知道,那些都是上好的造船木料,哪怕是不造船,弄回来当劈材也够烧上许多年的。”郑芝龙嗯了一声道:“知道你还想烧了这片林子?败家也没有你这么个败法吧?”郑芝凤苦笑道:“谁愿意败家?这不也是没办法的事儿么?”PS:再献祭一本书《大晋太宰》第559章由不得他拒绝!大宝法王得银协巴头疼的道:“不管怎么说,先答应下来总是对的,否则只怕我们三个已经步了思巴儿监藏的后尘!”大乘法王昆泽思巴斟酌着道:“说的没错。怎么处置才算是妥当,咱们说了不算,唯有尽心去做才是。还有,咱们也不能光指望佛祖保佑,你看那阿敏指挥使是信佛的样子么?”巴坚赞点了点头:“像他这种人,信的只有他手里的刀剑。如果他信佛祖,一定会下地狱!”说完之后,仿佛是为了证明自己所说的话,巴坚赞又重重的道:“一定会!”昆泽思巴道:“先不管他是不是会下地狱,现在不把他交待的事情办好,只怕咱们就会带着众僧一起往登极乐!”巴坚赞闻言,气势顿时一泻,郁闷的道:“那该怎么办?刚才还以为你们有什么办法,结果你们两个也没有。”得银协巴突然开口道:“也不是没有办法。”昆泽思巴好奇的瞧了一眼得银协巴:“有什么办法?”得银协巴咬牙道:“如果我说这个办法用出来会下地狱呢?”巴坚赞道:“你可以不说,然后咱们很快就会下地狱!”昆泽思巴赞同的点了点头:“巴坚赞说的没错,其实我们并没有什么可以选择的,要么现在就下地狱,要么以后下地狱。”得银协巴也不再卖关子,而是直接道:“咱们佛教扎根这里已经千年,那些色目人才几百年?有道是无毒不丈夫,不如直接暗中挑动朵甘思和乌思藏的信徒和那些汉人们跟色目人斗起来!”巴坚赞惊道:“你疯了!这么斗起来,确实有可能解决掉那么色目人,可是信徒是那么好挑动的?你有没有想过后果?”得银协巴冷笑道:“想过如何?没想过又如何?最坏的后果无非就是以后被朝廷找个由头给撸掉法王之位,或者干脆杀掉以平民愤而已。但是那些都是以后的事儿,阿敏指挥使的刀子可就在你我眼前晃着呢!孰轻孰重,你自己考虑罢!”说完之后,得银协巴干脆不再理会巴坚赞和昆泽思巴,闭上眼睛摇起了转经筒,口中念念有词,竟是直接颂起了佛经。巴坚赞望向了昆泽思巴,皱眉道:“你怎么说?”昆泽思巴干脆摇起了转经筒,却没有口颂佛经,而是大义凛然的道:“佛有怒目之时!那些色目人把朵甘思和乌思藏两地弄的乌烟疾瘴气,便是佛祖亲至只怕也难忍怒火,得银协巴说的对!”巴坚赞见两人已经达成了协议,愣了一会儿后便开口道:“若是如此,不若把其他的那些上师上人什么的一起牵扯进来,多个人便多一分的力量!”得银协巴手中的转经筒不停,却睁开了眼睛:“正是如此,很多时候,有舍才有得,我等舍得自身,才能得了佛法大兴。佛曰,我不认地狱谁入地狱?”巴坚赞道:“那我们回去之后,应该怎么向朵甘思和乌思藏的百姓们解释护教王他们的事儿?”昆泽思巴道:“阿敏指挥使不是说了么,他们都是战死疆场的,会向朝廷请求抚恤,我等如实告知他们的家人也就是了。别管他们信不信,反正我是信了,他们五个就是战死的,身后的哀荣不会少。”得银协巴也赞同道:“就算是不信又能如何?之前阿敏指挥使便说要迁汉人百姓来此,第一批由陕西征发的已经到了赞善王驻地,他们肯定是信的。至于区区的赞善王家人,你觉得他们有胆子不信吗?或者说,阿敏指挥使会在乎他们信不信?”三人又互相对视一眼,各自明了了对方眼中的意思之后,便各自回到了自己的帐篷里面,摇起了转经筒。自今天开始,以后在朵甘思和乌思藏地区的传教也就只能维持目前的状况了,甚至于以后怎么传教都不好说,更多的还要受制于朵甘思宣慰司指挥使阿敏。但是这又有什么办法?汉人有句话说的好,人在屋檐下,不得不低头,如今形式比人强,阿敏手里掌握着两个旗的大军,又有大明皇帝在背后撑腰,没直接说出改土归流实行汉制就已经很不错了,还想要什么?当然,三个法王其实心里都清楚,改土归流和全面实行汉制的事儿只是早晚的问题,或者在明天,或者在后天,仅此而已。五个土王全死掉了,大明朝廷不可能放过这么好的机会而放任这两个地方再选出新的五大土王出来。甚至于三个法王都能猜到下面的剧情——就算是选出土王来,朝廷册封的旨意也不是一时半会儿能过来的。等到朝廷册封的旨意到了朵甘思宣慰使司,只怕整个朵甘思和乌思藏都已经满是汉民了,到时候就算是册封了五个土王还有什么意义?五个土王去指挥谁?用屁股想想都能知道,汉人天生就会亲近宣慰使司而不是土王。事实上,现在在朵甘思和乌思藏就已经是这样儿的情况了,除了那些被色目人给骗成了二傻子一般的汉人,剩下的谁不是听从宣慰使司的安排在耕种?而且从某些方面来说,阿敏指挥使的安排也不见得就一定是坏事——那些色目人传教简直就是胡来,死了也是活该。只是,一个本身就可以称得上是胡来的网编织再如何严密,依然有漏洞可以找到。在色目人的那一套理论中,自杀是被禁止的,殉教却得到了普遍的赞扬、欢迎和鼓励:“先知说,没有任何上了天堂的人愿意再返回这个世界,即便给他所有东西,除了那些烈士。他们愿意为了赐给他们的无上光荣而回到这个世界死上十次。”这种理论在有脑子的人看来是很可笑的,最起码巴坚赞就知道这种理论有多可笑——被阿敏杀了不知道多少的信徒,有哪个复活了了?哪怕一次也行?但是实际上呢?对于生活在底层,连生活都是问题的百姓们来说,这种似是而非,甚至于前后错误百出的理论却是一种人生的信仰——包括自己家佛祖的理论其实也差不多。三斗三升米粒黄金之事了解一下?当然,这些都不重要,重要的是只要抓住根本就没有人复活过来这一点进行攻击,就能完美的解决掉这朵甘思和乌思藏的色目人。心里大致的有了主意之后,巴坚赞再一次慢慢摇起了转经筒,嘴里也念念有词的颂起了佛经。……再怎么哭,再怎么闹,从两京和山东、河南、山西、陕西等地强制迁移过来的百姓们还是慢慢的到了朵甘思宣慰司。按照每地强制一万户的标准来看,这一次的迁移一共有六万户,差不多三十万人左右。但是不管怎么说,这三十多万人最后都平安的到达了朵甘思,路上没有一个死掉的。这三十万人不是一次性达到的,而是有先有后,一共分了六批,阿敏和莽古尔泰还有楼诚也出现了六次。目的就一个,告诉这三十万人在朵甘思该注意什么——别人瞎说什么玩意都不要听不要信,没有官府的告示,其他的事儿都用不着操心。“被人欺负了不用担心,不要动怒,只要找里长找官府就行!你们的身后,有锦衣卫,还有正蓝旗和镶蓝旗的士卒,谁敢欺负你们,他们会用手里的刀子替你们找回公道,不管是谁!在蛮子面前把你们的头抬起来,身份再高的蛮子也没有你们高贵!谁敢招惹你们,放心的打,打死了有本同知给你们背着!”一身飞鱼服加上绣春刀的标准锦衣卫打扮,楼诚大大咧咧的在人群面前喊话,丝毫没有顾忌这些话传出去会引起什么样儿的麻烦。以天子奴才自居而又心里明白自己在百姓心中不会有好形象的阿敏和莽古尔泰干脆选择了咧着嘴傻笑,把喊话的机会让给了楼诚。想要改变自己的形象,需要的时间不是一天两天,甚至于不是一年两年,或者十年八年也不一定。总之,这是一个水磨工夫,之前在建奴那边时的形象太差,顶风凑三里,这些大明百姓看自己不顺眼是正常的。人群之中,一个精壮的汉子戳了戳身边的彪形大汉,问道:“王四哥,你说这位同知大人后面的那两个家伙是不是建奴?”王四哥瞪着眼睛瞧了一会儿,还开口道:“有些拿不准,建奴的打扮跟我大明边军的打扮差不多,看不出什么来。只是刚才这位同知大人说了,有正蓝旗和镶蓝旗的士卒为咱们撑腰?这正蓝旗和镶蓝旗不是建奴是什么?”精壮汉子嗯了一声道:“这么说来,以后咱们就跟建奴混一块儿了?”王四哥呵呵冷笑道:“那又怎么样?这里有锦衣卫!你知道锦衣卫是干什么的吧?”精壮汉子颇为不满的道:“咱大明有谁不知道锦衣卫是干什么的?那不就是监察百官的吗?”王四哥道:“倒也不止,锦衣卫还管着巡查缉捕之事呢。如今咱们来朵甘思这里,估计是因为这里蛮子太多的原因,所以锦衣卫直接出面了。有他们撑腰,别说是建奴,就是什么土王来了也没有用,谁敢动大明百姓一根毫毛,就等着大军找上门去吧!”精壮汉子撇了撇嘴道:“哪儿有那么邪乎?还动百姓一根寒毛就会有大军找上门去?”王四哥道:“不信是吧?吕宋的佛朗机蛮子也不信,现在他们在哪儿呢?”精壮汉子道:“还不是陛下看上了吕宋的土地,这才寻了借口?”王四哥闻言大怒,一巴掌便拍向了这精壮汉子的脑袋:“吕宋之地距我大明多远?朵甘思可就是在我大明!吕宋的土地再好,能比得上这朵甘思的土地?老子知道你被强迁到这鸟不拉屎的地方心有不满,但是你也不能胡咧咧!再让老子听到你胡说八道,老子先打死你!”精壮汉子缩了缩头,讪笑道:“是,是,王四哥说的对。”王四哥这才冷哼了一声道:“别想着抱怨了,被选中就是咱们的命,抱怨也没有用。有这个工夫,你还不如好好琢磨一下什么时候才能回到陕西老家去看看呢!”精壮汉子摇了摇头,叹息道:“还回得去么?此去陕西,何止万里之遥?买不起马匹,如何回去?就算是能买得起马,难道还能买得起马车不成?家中婆娘还有娃子,怎么带回去?”王四哥却不似这精壮汉子一般悲观,反而笑道:“你可记得从那条从汉中府到太原府的甚么铁路?”听到王四哥这么一说,精壮汉子顿时来了精神:“王四哥,你是说那铁路会修到这里来?”王四哥摇头道:“这是肯定的,就算是一年两年不成,十年八年还不成?二十年三十年?咱们现在都正当壮年,还有足够的时间等着铁路修过来,说不定到时候真个有机会回去看看。”精壮汉子闻言,正想点头附和,突然间又想起来一事,郁闷的道:“就算是修到了又如何?路引的问题呢?”王四哥大大咧咧的道:“找官府呗!锦衣卫的同知大人都说了替咱们撑腰,而且官府也没说不让咱们回去看看不是?”两人一直在低着头小声交谈,根本就没有注意到已经走到两人身前的楼诚,更没有注意到楼诚的脸色已经黑成了锅底一般:“你们两个,有什么话大声说!”王四哥当即便躬身道:“回大人的话,小人一时嘴快,该打,该打!”说完,王四哥又甩手向着自己的嘴巴抽去。随着啪啪两声耳光声响起,楼诚的嘴色抽了抽,开口道:“本同知在问你们刚才说了些什么?”王四哥的脸色一变再变,心中暗自叫苦,最终还是老老实实的回答道:“回大人的话,小人刚才与李兄弟说以后或许有机会回老家去看看?”楼诚点了点头,没有再理会王四哥,而是转身回到了人群的前面。再PS:推书《诸天万界受害者名单》,挺有意思的,一口气读完。第567章把蛮子清理掉如果不是顾忌着崇祯宝钞现在还没有达到全球通用并且坚挺无比的程度,崇祯皇帝甚至敢去玩一玩货币战争。至于说没有经验什么的,无所谓的事儿,毕竟可以先拿南边的那些猴子做试验——这些家伙不是动不动就要被他们的美国干爹剪羊毛?通过数学换算公式可得,美国干爹能剪,大明亲爸爸更能剪。本来就想着已经弄死这些个猴子了,在此之前先拿他们试验一下貌似也没啥问题?想到就要行动,崇祯皇帝从来不会把自己的想法拖的太久——思维容易跑偏,一跑偏就容易忘记。温体仁和郭允厚等一干大佬就是在这种情况下被召进宫的。虽然几人在进宫的时候都是一脸懵逼,但是心里却都是明镜一般,肯定是自己家的这位老大不知道又想出什么阴损招数或者其他事儿打算坑人了。当然,坑的是谁这事儿不太好说,毕竟这位皇帝陛下的前科在那儿摆着,不光坑外族,连自己人也坑。果不其然,崇祯皇帝的第一句话就让在场的这些大佬们有点懵逼的感觉:“现在我大明的崇祯宝钞,海外诸番可有使用?”听到崇祯皇帝的问话之后,温体仁等人还没有回答,许显纯的额头和后背上就已经冒出了冷汗。四十多岁的许显纯夸一句虎背熊腰也丝毫不为过,但是面对着小白脸一样的崇祯皇帝时,心里的压力绝对不比在场的文官们小。平时还少一些,但是这一回崇祯皇帝问的事情,别人不知道,他这个锦衣卫的大头子怎么可能不知道。也不待温体仁等人回答,许显纯就赶忙躬身道:“启奏陛下,罪臣有事要禀告陛下?”崇祯皇帝意外的瞧了许显纯一眼,虽然不知道这家伙抽什么疯居然自称为罪臣,但是还是开口道:“什么事情?”许显纯趁着崇祯皇帝说话的功夫,赶紧的把说辞从脑子中过了一遍,开口道:“启奏陛下,罪臣接到锦衣卫广东和福建那边传回的消息,有不少番国商人想要携带崇祯宝钞回国。”一听到许显纯的话,崇祯皇帝大概也就猜出来是怎么回事儿了,要不然这家伙不会自称为罪臣:“然后呢?”许显纯躬身道:“然后,当地的锦衣卫把这些番邦商人都给暗中处理掉了,大明宝钞没有被带出去。”……就知道是这么个结果!锦衣卫的这些家伙们之前接到的命令是不许大明的好东西流出国境——宝钞不是好东西,那还有什么东西是好东西?有蛮子想要带走宝钞?是想拿回去高价卖出还是想要拿回去仿制然后回来祸害大明?被崇祯皇帝传染了被迫害妄想症的锦衣卫虽然没有权利和胆子对大明百姓们怎么样,但是对于这些个蛮子可就很有本事和胆子了。反正蛮子们不算人,弄死了也就弄死了,事后向上边写个奏报,把那些崇祯宝钞二一添作五,自己留下一半上缴一半,既立功还发财,简直完美。事实也正是如此,就连这事儿汇总到了许显纯手里的时候,许显纯也没把这事当成什么了不起的大事儿——反正死的是蛮子,无所谓的啦。然后今天崇祯皇帝一问起来,许显纯的心里就本能的发虚。是不是崇祯皇帝又从哪里得到了什么消息?还是说是希望这些蛮子们能把宝钞给带出去?不管哪一个,自己先请罪肯定是没错的——哪怕是崇祯皇帝不希望这些蛮子们把宝钞带出大明,自己这个态度肯定是没问题的!崇祯皇帝揉了揉额头,然后才开口道:“以前的就算了,朕没有通知尔等,也怪不得你们。回头通知锦衣卫和东西厂,以后这些蛮子们想要带宝钞出去就让他们带,不要再拦着截杀了!”说完之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光投向了许显纯:“朕想知道,这些番国商人在哪里兑换的宝钞?”许显纯躬身道:“启奏陛下,那些番国商人手中的宝钞,是溢价从我大明商人和百姓手中买的。”崇祯皇帝也是无语至极——拿钱买钱?脑袋让驴踢了吧?去银行网点直接兑换不就行了?许显纯接下来就解释了为什么会出现拿钱买钱的原因:“最开始的时候确实有蛮子想要去银行兑换宝钞,但是银行的小吏却直接把人给赶出去了。”……无语至极的崇祯皇帝再一次揉起了额头。这他娘的都是些什么事儿啊,锦衣卫不把蛮子当人看,肆意截杀也就算了,银行的小吏居然也拿蛮子不当人,连兑换业务都不给提供。剩下的事儿,已经不需要许显纯再说了,崇祯皇帝已经可以猜测出个大概了。蛮子商人来了大明想要做生意,然后发现银子不如宝钞受欢迎,所以就想着去银行把银子换成宝钞。如今大明的银行小吏都是识字的,身份也是半官方的吏,可不是后世那些视客户和钞票为上帝的银行职员——理所当然的,没把蛮子们当人的这些小吏们根本就瞧不上蛮子们手里挥舞着的银子,而是直接把人赶走了事。正规路子换不到宝钞,不代表其他的路子换不到,就像是后世某个时期的外汇券一样,想换总是有办法的。最起码大明这些手里有宝钞的百姓和大商人们就借机发了一笔财——十贯面值的宝钞,要让蛮子商人拿十二两银子来换。爱换换,不换滚,就这态度,不接受投诉。然后忍着血泪换到了宝钞的蛮子们在回国的时候自然也想带一些回去,等着下次再来的时候好使用。理想很丰满,现实很骨感,蛮子们拿银子换宝钞的动静自然小不了,被锦衣卫盯上也就成了情理之中的事。然后锦衣卫就把携带大量宝钞出境的蛮子商人们给暗中作掉了,至于是做梦死还是喝水死,这个不太好说,总之蛮子们死了好几个。当然,也不是没有蛮子把宝钞带出去,但是带走的都是一些藏的比较隐秘而且面值比较小,没有被锦衣卫给盯上的那些家伙。对于小吏和锦衣卫的态度,崇祯皇帝是非常满意的,自然也就不可能责罚他们,更谈不上什么许显纯请罪一类的问题了。但是一直这么下去可不行。宝钞不流通到南洋猴子那里,他们的金银怎么流向大明?不让他们以后都用上宝钞,怎么给他们玩个金融风暴什么的?所以崇祯皇帝才会让许显纯通知锦衣卫,不要再管这些蛮子们携带宝钞回国。至于银行小吏们的态度,崇祯皇帝却是没怎么在乎。自己已经捞到了最大的好处,民间的百姓和商人们捞好处怎么了?不就是会因此而漏掉一部分的税?蛮子们高价用银子换宝钞,且随他们换去,让百姓和商人们也落得一些好处,自己也不会亏到哪儿去。但是长此以往肯定也是不行的。想了想,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“郭爱卿回头也通知一下,凡是没有我大明户籍的蛮子们兑换宝钞也可以,与民间汇率同样,十贯宝钞需要十二两银子。”头发已经全白的郭允厚躬身应了,却又好奇的问道:“陛下,崇祯宝钞如今发行虽多,也堪堪够民间所需,为何还要放开给那些蛮子们兑换?”不知道吧?不知道是因为你们不知道后世的鹰酱为什么牛逼!因为鹰酱家里的武器和大兵?崇祯皇帝承认,这两样东西确实牛逼,但是这也是相对来说的,要看鹰酱对面的是谁。五大流氓是一个等级的,其他的国家又是一个等级的——汉斯猫的军工再牛逼,在五大流氓看来,也不会比骆驼和黑叔叔们强到哪儿去。那为什么鹰酱还能压制着全世界?还不是因为鹰酱手里的绿币!为什么兔子一直在计划着玩什么人民币结算?还不是想着自己家的钞票能世界通用,然后好等到自己强大的时候取代鹰酱?绿币在手,天下我有,靠着华尔街的精英们,鹰酱一直在吸着全世界的血来给自己续命——每次小钱钱不够用了,就剪一波世界的羊毛,尤其是像脚盆鸡那几个儿子,更是大剪特剪。广场协定了解一下?脚盆鸡当初叫嚣买下鹰酱却出现了房地产泡沫了解一下?如果不是有着世界货币在手里,每次都能吸血延寿,以鹰酱家那操蛋的情况,早就凉透了!鹰酱身为五大流氓之一都可以这么玩,身为全世界爸爸的大明凭什么不能?至于说鹰酱的套路,崇祯皇帝大概知道但是不会玩,但是也什么没关系——大明朝这么多人,有的是会玩的,自己一个皇帝只要提供思路,剩下的自然就有人去搞定。而且,当宝钞真正的通行了全球之后,大明就会真正的成为全世界的爸爸!当然,也有可能是猪圈管理员。崇祯皇帝的嘴角挂起一抹冷笑,开口道:“宝钞就是纸,想印多少没有?我大明承认这东西是银子,那它就比银子好使,我大明不承认,宝钞拿来擦,额……它就是废纸!等到蛮子们全部用上宝钞之后,我大明只要把百姓手里的宝钞换成新的,蛮子们的不予承认,那蛮子们手里还剩下什么?”温体仁和郭允厚等人一齐打了个寒颤,连许显纯也是一样。崇祯皇帝这一招实在是太损了些,蛮子们用上了宝钞,其实就意味着蛮子们手里的金银流入了大明。而大明不承认他们手里宝钞的时候,再想要金银,上哪里去弄?手里握着废纸是能吃还是能喝?拿来擦屁股都嫌硬!温体仁躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣以为仅靠民间推行宝钞,未免还是太慢了些,倒不如让鸿胪寺去召见那些番国使节,将用于购买他们粮食的金银换成宝钞?”郭允厚也点了点头:“启奏陛下,臣以为金银携带不便,而我大明与诸番之间的交易又比较大,用金银不如换成宝钞?”崇祯皇帝点了点头道:“这个是自然,金银哪儿有宝钞方便?朕上体天心,下顺民意,虽诸番蛮夷,朕亦视之为子民。”一番冠冕堂皇的话说完之后,崇祯皇帝才接着道:“内阁、户部与鸿胪寺相商,看看以后与蛮子们的交易是不是可以用宝钞来进行结算。当然,可以自由选择嘛,番国之人第564章认怂对于阿敏和莽古尔泰联名上书的移民实边奏章,崇祯皇帝大笔一挥就批了一个准字。崇祯皇帝批准了之后,这份奏章就被转到了内阁和户部。因为内阁和户部也早就看过这份奏章,所以对于崇祯皇帝会批准根本就没有感到一点儿的意外,甚至于户部已经提前准备好了要迁移百姓的范围。两京、山东、河南、山西、陕西这些地方不是又遭大旱和蝗虫了么,直接就从这些地方选呗。至于怎么让这几个地方的老百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏那种地方也很简单,毕竟前面迁移百姓们去辽东和吕宋等地,也算是有了成熟可靠的套路。首先就是利诱,每个人给十两银子的安家费你去不去?连还在肚子里的都算,照样给十两,一家几口人就是一辈子都挣不到的几十两银子,去不去?而且一路上吃住全免,到了有现成的房子给住,种子和耕牛农具什么的也不用担心,官府一手全包了,动心没?至于安全问题,大家伙儿也不用担心,一路上跟着你们去的肯定有卫所士卒,他们跟你们一样,到了之后也是耕种,顺便还能教大家伙儿家里的汉子们学习怎么砍人。这么好的条件,这么好的机会,心动就要行动,机不可失,时不再来啊!当然,就算是这样儿也没有什么鸟用——这么大的大明朝,肯定会有人去,但是更多的人根本就不想去。反正就算是遭了灾也有官府管着,饿不死的情况下谁愿意去?至于说官府放任天灾不去救济,以此逼着老百姓们迁去朵甘思和乌思藏?还真就没有哪个地方官敢这么干!先不说锦衣卫会不会把这种行为暗中上报给崇祯皇帝,然后导致自己的脑袋被砍,光是京察下来的时候就足够要命了。而且一要就是全家的脑袋!但是没关系,内阁和户部的大佬们早就想到了这种可能——之前移民去辽东的时候不也是一个鸟样儿,主动响应的没几个,最后闹到了强制迁移。干脆,这回也如法炮制算了。百姓们愿意去的,自然是好处多多,实在是不愿意去的,虽然好处也不会少了谁的,但是说不得就会用上强制手段了!强迁了解一下?被打扮成自己都不认识自己的崇祯皇帝一袭白袍,出现在良乡的时候,看到的就是这种情况。眼前一条长龙明显就是在行军,不时的传来人群中的哭喊声和官吏们的喝斥声。当然,哭喊是没有用的,就算是再怎么哭再怎么喊,能斗得过如狼似虎的官差?不至于拔刀子砍人,但是挨揍却是少不了的。崇祯皇帝站在路边看了半晌,才向着离自己不远处的一个老者问道:“这是咋了?”老者摇摇头,叹息道:“哎,官府移民实边,要迁这里的百姓去朵甘思和乌思藏,这不是这许多人不愿意去么?”崇祯皇帝摆出一副好奇的样子问道:“听说官府按人头给十两银子,怎么这许多人都不愿意?”老者白了崇祯皇帝一眼道:“愿意自然是有人愿意的,毕竟现在的官府跟以前不一样,一家几十两的银子没人敢克扣。但是这里跟别处能一样么?这儿是京城,天子脚下,首善之地,莫名其妙的被征去了朵甘思和乌思藏,谁又甘心了?”崇祯皇帝哑然。不愿意去是肯定的,但是都不愿意去,那朵甘思和乌思藏怎么办?扔了?去他娘的,朕又不是螨清的那些败家仔,割起地来不心疼,这每一寸的江山都是我大明的,扔了不得心疼死!算了算了,朕现在是大明的皇帝,为了这江山和大明还有这千千万万的百姓们考虑,强制迁移就强制迁移吧。反正该给的补偿没少了他们的就是。从理论上来说,崇祯皇帝给的补偿确实不算少。不算其他的,光是按人头十两银子,而不是按户十两银子就已经很多了——这年头的物价是以文为单位,而不是以贯为单位的。过了半晌之后,崇祯皇帝才好奇的问道:“这些人如此哭喊,想必街边也有送行的亲友,就没有人闹起来?”老者盯了崇祯皇帝半晌才讥笑道:“你这后生莫不是傻了?闹起来之后让官府抓去砍头?再说了,移民实边是为了什么,虽然官府解释的不清不楚,可是咱们心里都有数,知道到底是怎么回事儿!别把咱老百姓当傻子!”崇祯皇帝向着老者拱了拱手道:“还请老人家教我?”老者见崇祯皇帝一副读书人的打扮,行止间又颇有礼貌,如今更是戳中了心中的爽点,便洋洋得意的道:“还不是杀了太多的蛮子,搞的朵甘思和乌思藏那里的地没人种了?没人种的地闲下来干什么?等着长草?还是说到时候再让别的蛮子们重新过来占了?”妈的,谁说老百姓好糊弄的?一个乡下的老头都能看的这么明白,想要糊弄这样儿的百姓怕不是失了智?崇祯皇帝心中正在感叹,就听老者又接着道:“要我说啊,咱们这位陛下哪儿都好,就是这杀气太重,不像是书里说的明君所为!”老者一番话说完,正等着崇祯皇帝能再恭维自己几句,却见崇祯皇帝满脸黑线的望着自己,四周不少人也在死死的瞪着自己,看那样子仿佛下一秒就会把自己撕碎一般。蹬蹬蹬退了两步之后,老者才道:“干什么用那种眼光看着老朽?”崇祯皇帝伸手抹了抹脸,才开口道:“老人家说皇帝杀性太重,可是皇帝又没杀我大明百姓,无所谓的吧?”老者点头道:“这个是自然,对于我大明百姓,陛下当得上爱民如子这个说法,民间谁不盼着陛下能江山万年?可是陛下杀了这许多的蛮子,若是引起上天怪罪又该怎么办?”崇祯皇帝愣了愣,笑道:“上天岂会怪罪?老人家多虑了!”再次向着老者拱了拱手之后,崇祯皇帝才转身出了人群。朕好杀人的名头连老百姓都知道了……其实,全天下的人都知道崇祯皇帝好杀人,不管是官员士绅还是普通百姓,全都知道。而且像是阿敏和莽古尔泰这样的,更是清楚的知道崇祯皇帝好杀什么人。端起酒杯,阿敏颇为自得的对莽古尔泰和楼诚道:“怎么样?万岁爷已经准了我等的折子,这迁过来实边的百姓也是不日就到,这朵甘思和乌思藏,算是彻底的平了!”莽古尔泰饮了一杯之后开口道:“谁说不是,尤其是那保甲法更是没得说,现在那些蛮子们可当真是老实至极,让养猪就养猪,让穿猪皮靴子就穿猪皮靴子。”阿敏嘿嘿笑道:“还是我太祖高皇帝英明烛照,这才定下了色目人只能穿猪皮鞋子的祖制,否则还真没这么容易!”楼诚咳了一声道:“下面,咱们是不是该研究一下那些喇嘛的事儿了?还有,两位莫不是忘记和硕特汗的事儿了?”阿敏笑道:“这个自然是不会的,楼同知大可以放心。”楼诚敬了阿敏一杯后笑道:“计将安出?”阿敏道:“那和硕特汗什么的自然是要灭掉的,但是这些个喇嘛们太过于乖巧,一时之间倒是没什么太好的办法。”莽古尔泰嘿嘿笑道:“还不是你那天杀掉阿哈买提的时候把人给吓到了?”阿敏冷哼道:“还以为那赞善王会反抗或者会彻底倒向和硕特汗呢!如今乖巧成这般模样,倒是让人不太好下手。”又饮了几杯之后,阿敏才嘿嘿笑道:“其实也没什么不好下手的,换个思路来,这问题不就解决了么?”莽古尔泰道:“怎么说?”阿敏道:“咱们现在直接下手,未免有些不方便,可是如果这八大土王全部战死了呢?”莽古尔泰笑道:“蠢货,人家会再选出新的土王,那些个法王说不定还会有转世灵童出来!”楼诚却突然间开口道:“倘若灵童不灵呢?”莽古尔泰一时没有转过弯来,一脸懵逼的问道:“不灵?”楼诚呵呵一声轻笑,只是声音中的冷意却怎么也遮掩不住:“如果转世的灵童不能证明自己是灵童呢?甚至于灵童变成了傻子,还是灵童?”莽古尔泰打了个寒颤,又接着问道:“就算是灵童不是问题,可是这土王还是会选出新的来?”楼诚道:“是啊,可以选出来,可是选出来之后得让朝廷册封才行。现在我大明的事情这么多,又是南洋又是辽东,如今还要加上这朵甘思和乌思藏,想要等陛下的册封旨意?且等着吧!”阿敏赞同的点了点头道:“正是如此,明儿个咱们就请了那八大土王前来饮酒,到时候跟他们好生说道说道。”莽古尔泰问道:“说道什么?”阿敏道:“自然是派出僧兵协助朝廷大军作战的事儿!就算是没有僧兵,他们于情于理也该派出人手不是?甚至于为了得到佛祖的保佑,这八大土王法王什么的,不亲自跟着上阵怎么能行?”……赞善王思巴儿监藏一脸懵逼的望着阿敏,问道:“指挥使大人要我等出兵?”阿敏点头道:“自然如此。如今那些拖我大明后腿的色目人都已经去见了他们的神,本指挥使也该出兵去攻打和硕特汗了。而在座的诸位与本指挥使同为我大明之臣,本指挥使出兵,诸位自然少不得派出协助?”被人从昌都拎到了赞善王驻地的护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“好教指挥使大人得知,我等手下虽有一些兵丁,可是却兵无战力,否则也不会被那和硕特汗欺压到我等头上了?”就知道你们手下是一群战五渣!阿敏笑道:“这个倒是无妨,虽然要各位一起出兵协助,却也不需要各位手下的兵丁去打什么硬仗,只要辅助好本指挥使与莽古尔泰指挥使麾下的两旗兵丁即可。”其他几个土王法王无奈下对视了一眼之后,护教王南哥巴藏卜才开口道:“我等自然是义不容辞,愿意安排僧兵,听从指挥使大人安排!”阿敏笑了笑,举起酒杯道:“诸位高义!请!”共饮一杯后,阿敏又笑着道:“本指挥使还有一事,想要向各位请教。此次出兵,不知道佛祖是否会保佑我等?诸位可知?”护教王南哥巴藏卜双手合什道:“此次出兵乃是平定外敌,也是护教弘法之善举,佛祖菩萨自然会保佑!”阿敏一拍大腿,笑道:“巧了!本指挥使也是这么想的!”笑着望了望护教王南哥巴藏卜后,阿敏又接着道:“既然佛祖菩萨都会保佑,诸位不如随我大军一起出征?”辅教王南渴烈思巴合什躬身道:“大军出征,我等本应一路相随,替大军祈福。只是毕竟战阵杀伐,有违我佛门之道,还望指挥使大人见谅?”阿敏刚才还笑的如同一朵盛开菊花的老脸顿时就变了一番模样:“阿哈买提说他宁死不吃本指挥使给他的食物?”卧槽尼玛!一言不合你他娘的就掀桌子杀人是不是?建奴都像你这么狠?在座的八大土王法王皆是心中暗骂阿敏太不是个东西。自己这边还没有明确表态呢,只是试探性的表达了一下不想去的意思,阿敏这个王八蛋就把阿哈买提的事儿给搬了出来!阿哈买提的事儿,赞善王思巴儿监藏自然是跟其他人说过的,尤其是阿敏在抽刀子捅死阿哈买提的时候那冷漠的笑容,更是被思巴儿监藏描述的绘声绘色。关键是,越这样儿越他娘的吓人好不好?现在,一个天大的难题摆在了大家的眼前——到底是随着阿敏出征和硕特汗,还是宁死不从?事实证明,如果这些人有宁死不从的勇气,根本就不会被区区一个和硕特汗欺压到头上来,更不至于被人怼到向大明求援。PS:献祭一本书:《军师学院》第565章拖出去喂狗。

  乌思藏宣慰思和朵甘思宣慰司这两个地方,换成后世的名字难免就会出一些问题,比如很有可能会遭到河蟹神兽的降维打击。但是在大明,这两个地方也就是两个普普通通的地方,根本就不存在什么降维打击的问题。理论上来说,直接调动当地和附近的大明卫所前去清场也不是不行,只不过这两个地方有些不可描述的存在,让崇祯皇帝一直心有顾虑。正好阿敏和莽古尔泰跳了出来,把这两个后世的主子爷给调过去处理那些不可描述的存在应该没什么问题了吧?毕竟都是主子嘛,奴才们还是不要参与这些破事儿的好。阿敏和莽古尔泰在接到五军都督府调令的时候是懵逼的。原本两个人想着的是带兵北上奴尔干都司去彻底怼死多尔衮,或者把多尔衮再赶往更北一些的方向。但是没曾想,五军都督府的调令根本就不是让两人带兵北上,而是命令两人带着正蓝旗和镶蓝旗经由好陈察哈尔西进,到凉卫卫之后再行南下。而且还不是一路直行南下,中间还要在察哈尔部南下,两个人带着几个亲兵入京面圣,之后还要在河套袄儿都司那里停留驻扎整训,为期三个月的集训期过后才能正式装备上火铳和火炮,然后携带这些装备南下赞善王驻地。大明在朵甘思宣慰司那里一共册封了八个王,分别是大宝法王﹑大乘法王﹑大慈法王和阐化王﹑护教王﹑赞善王﹑辅教王﹑阐教王。众封多建而统驭于朝廷的政策,在嘉靖年间来说都算是比较到位的,无论是法王还是地方王,都是受朝廷册封的,两个地区也算是比较稳定。但是后来,这两个地方的管理就慢慢的变了味了。倒不是法王和地方王开始作妖,而是和硕特汗国趁着大明没有精力顾着这边的时候开始作妖了。换言之,乌思藏宣慰司和朵甘思宣慰司虽然还在大明的治下,但是对于之前建奴在东边搞事情,万历年间又忙着三大征而无暇西顾,这两个地方实际上等于是接受了和硕特汗国的统治,表面上则是挂了一层大明属地的皮。如果是其他的皇帝,多半也就算了——反正地方还是大明的,本来就没有多少税收的破地方暂时随他去,先搞定了其他的问题再说。但是对于穿越过来的崇祯皇帝来说,这两个地方不彻底的握在手里就算是失败。难道还等着这些家伙们开始闹事了再开始处置?尤其是现在遍天下都找不到一个敢跟崇祯皇帝说个不字儿的大小国家,这种在地图上显得极为碍眼的存在就让崇祯皇帝无法忍受了。没说的,生死看淡,不服就干,直接让阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙去怼和硕特汗国就是了。反正这两个家伙的正蓝旗和镶蓝旗大部分兵力也都是骑兵,用来对付和硕特汗国这样儿的对手简直是再合适不过了。至于说给这两个家伙装备上火铳和火炮会不会带来什么麻烦的问题,崇祯皇帝就更不担心了。后世都他娘的快要凉了,这些败家玩意也没想着大力发展枪炮,连士兵的训练都不到位,现在给他们用用怎么了?而且不管是火铳还是火炮,都是极为依赖后勤的存在——炮弹和火铳弹丸停止供应之后,这些玩意还不见得有刀剑更有杀伤力一些,就算是比烧火棍也强不到哪儿去。一旦阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙有异心,直接断掉后勤供应,他们还能翻出多大的浪花出来?阿敏和莽古尔泰实在是没有想到自己两个人还有能走进大明京城的那一天。上一次来京城是跟着脑子抽疯的黄台吉来的,后来的下场不用多说了,损兵折将,元气大伤这些词就是为了那一次而准备的。这一次受到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,反而正大光明的进了京城,实在是令人唏嘘不已。对于入京之后的一系列流程,在入京之前就已经有专人讲过了,连入宫觐见崇祯皇帝的礼仪也有专门的太监过来教导过了。但是当两个人走进京城之后,还是忍不住被京城的繁华给惊呆了。原本在辽东的时候,沈阳做为建奴的都城,已经堪称是辽东第一大城了,就算是比之原来的辽阳城都差不到哪儿去。但是跟大明的京城比起来,简直就是天下与地下的差距。这种感觉,到两个入宫面圣的时候就达到了顶峰。紫禁城,这个大明帝国的心脏之所在,不像是大明宫和阿房宫一般占地无数,也不像是宋朝赵家的宫殿一般小巧玲珑。从伪元之时的大都城到成祖皇帝定都北京,紫禁城历经数百年的完善与扩建,不须看红墙,不须看碧玉琉璃瓦,只需要站在宫门前,便能体验到那种庄严与肃穆。大朝会的时间比较早,有资格参与的五品官员们三三两两的聚集在宫门前,等待着宫门大开的那一刻。阿敏和莽古尔泰身着二品武官服,跟着五军都督府的大头子朱纯臣身后,老老实实的一言不发,连大气都不敢喘。如果是在沈阳,宫门算得了什么,就算是在黄台吉的殿中,两个人吵吵闹闹的也不是一回两回了,硬顶黄台吉的事儿也不是没有干过。但是站在紫禁城的宫门前,再想想沈阳的那座伪宫,阿敏和莽古尔泰心中升起的只有可笑两个字。实在是太可笑了,荧火岂堪与皓月争辉?“啪”的一声鞭响,宫门处便传来一阵吱吱呀呀的声音,特意没有上油的宫门慢慢的大开。原本还在三三两两闲聊着的文武官员们皆是屏气凝神,排好了队列之后依次向着宫门内而去。从宫门到乾清宫的位置不近,一路之上尽是锦衣卫的大汉将军戴甲执枪而立,目光平视着前方,视文武百官如无物。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰心里清楚,别看这些大汉将军们跟摆设一样,可是一旦有人有任何异动,这些人手中的长枪就会毫不犹豫的戳下来,将人死死的钉在地上。除此之外,这坐皇宫里面的防卫也必然达到了一种可怕或者说变态的地步。到了乾清宫,群臣们鱼列而入,整理好了队伍之后,崇祯皇帝才在王承恩和方正化的陪伴下来到了殿中。崇祯皇帝走到龙椅之前,王承恩便扯着嗓子喊道:“陛下临朝,百官跪拜!”中气十足的声音回荡在殿中,百官们则是呼啦啦的跪倒一片:“吾皇万岁万岁万万岁!”百官礼毕,崇祯皇帝这才伸手虚扶道:“众爱卿平身。”随着王承恩那一声“百官有事早奏,无事退朝”的声音响起,温体仁身为内阁扛把子,当下便出班奏道:“启奏陛下,礼部与兵部接到辅教王的求救书信,请陛下御览。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,吩咐道:“呈上来。”王承恩躬身应了,从御阶之上下去,走到温体仁跟前后接过了奏章,转呈给了崇祯皇帝。跟在朱纯臣身后的阿敏和莽古尔泰暗中对视了一眼,暗道一声来了。自己两人接到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,时间大概在半个月之前,可是直到今天两人上朝,朝廷才接到辅教王的求救书信?这种事儿可能么?想想都知道其实必然有问题。影帝附体的崇祯皇帝展开奏章看了一会儿,冷哼一声之后便将奏章掷于地下,怒道:“和硕特汗欺朕太甚!”朱纯臣身为大明五军都督府的扛把子,当下便出班躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣五军都督府同样接到了辅教王的求救书信。臣以为,和硕特汗国不臣,当起大军伐之!”崇祯皇帝干脆从龙椅上站了起来:“佛朗机人侵占我大明吕宋故地,朕遣南海舰队伐之,一战而灭;荷兰人侵我台湾,朕遣东海舰队代之,一战而灭,夺其巴达维亚之地。今和硕特汗国不思报效,罔顾天恩,我大明自然要为辅教王等我大明臣子讨回一个公道!”一番怒喝之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光转向了朱纯臣:“成国公以为当遣何处大军以伐之?”朱纯臣闻言,躬身道:“启奏陛下,建州都指挥使爱新觉罗·阿敏与泰宁卫都指挥使爱新觉罗·莽古尔泰,可堪大任!”崇祯皇帝哦了一声后道:“阿敏与莽古尔泰何在?”该配合你的演出,我们尽力!阿敏与莽古尔泰当下便学着朱纯臣的样子,一起出班奏道:“奴才在!”一紧张,阿敏和莽古尔泰连最为熟悉的奴才两个字都冒出来了,至于宫中太监所教导的臣这个说法,早就忘到了脑后。王承恩的脸上一阵抽搐。看起来教导这两个混帐东西的小太监没有尽心,以至于这两个混帐东西连奴才两个字都冒了出来,万一惹得陛下大怒,这事儿必须得有人顶着!出乎于王承恩的预料,崇祯皇帝先是一愣,转而又呵呵笑道:“朕命两位爱卿率正蓝旗与镶蓝旗讨伐不臣,两位爱卿可有信心?”阿敏和莽古尔泰闻言,当即便单膝跪地,抱拳顿首道:“奴才必不负陛下厚望,定当提和硕特汗人头来见!”崇祯皇帝伸手虚扶了一下,这才开口道:“平身罢。朕给谁的,就是谁的,朕不给,谁也不能抢。和硕汗国不敬天朝,自寻死路,一切就交给两位爱卿了。”阿敏和莽古尔泰再次行礼之后才站了起来。崇祯皇帝这番话里的意思很明显,和硕特汗国这下子算是彻底完犊子了。而崇祯皇帝话里对于自己两人的敲打,阿敏和莽古尔泰也是心知肚明。敲打归敲打,像自己两个这样儿先阴了原先的主子又投降过来的,换成谁都得好生敲打一番。但是从另一个角度想,只要自己两个人心里不起什么其他的妖蛾子,像崇祯皇帝这样儿的雄主也不会对自己两个人下手。无他,看不上眼而已。等到阿敏和莽古尔泰回到了朱纯臣身后的队伍之中,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“诸位爱卿,可还有其他事情么?”温体仁出班道:“启奏陛下,如今我大明各地预备仓与常平仓皆已完备,然两京、山东、河南、陕西、山西诸地,预备仓已空,常平仓中粮食消耗过半。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,没有直接理会温体仁的问题,反而问道:“新明岛那边,现在如何了?”崇祯皇帝原本想的是新明岛那边会不会运了些粮食过来,自己再从别的地方划拉一些,这粮食总归是够用的。但是事实很快打脸——崇祯皇帝早就把新明岛给忘到了一边,原本负责在新明岛与大明之间转运物资的南海舰队现在忙着在非洲跟黑叔叔们捉迷藏,根本就没什么顾得上新明岛。如果不是这几年的时间里,朱聿键等人在新明岛上玩了命的开荒种地,又加大了对于农民的扶植力度,新明岛自己的粮食够不够吃都会是个问题。而现在新明岛上堆积如山的煤炭已经成了朱聿键等人的心病——没有人转运,单靠新明岛上的那几艘破船,运到下辈子也别想运完。至于崇祯皇帝后来搞出来的交通部,现在更是专注于陆地上面的问题,对于海上的交通运输根本就插不上手。原因很简单,大明造船方面都在向着新式的福船战舰使劲,根本就顾不上运输船的建造。交通部尚书张瑞图对此早就心生不满了——照这样儿下去,以后皇帝陛下怪罪下来,板子肯定会落在自己身上。而几次上书给崇祯皇帝,却又如同石沉大海,根本就没有个回信。听完张瑞图的抱怨,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“既然如此,便于登莱择地再建船厂,一应事务与人员配置,皆归交通部自理。”话说,自己这么才时间不管不问朱聿键那几个渣渣,他们是不是该乐的飞上天了?还有上次在南京就决定了再找几个藩王出来坑一波,是不是也该提上日程了?第557章接着坑藩王乌思藏宣慰思和朵甘思宣慰司这两个地方,换成后世的名字难免就会出一些问题,比如很有可能会遭到河蟹神兽的降维打击。但是在大明,这两个地方也就是两个普普通通的地方,根本就不存在什么降维打击的问题。理论上来说,直接调动当地和附近的大明卫所前去清场也不是不行,只不过这两个地方有些不可描述的存在,让崇祯皇帝一直心有顾虑。正好阿敏和莽古尔泰跳了出来,把这两个后世的主子爷给调过去处理那些不可描述的存在应该没什么问题了吧?毕竟都是主子嘛,奴才们还是不要参与这些破事儿的好。阿敏和莽古尔泰在接到五军都督府调令的时候是懵逼的。原本两个人想着的是带兵北上奴尔干都司去彻底怼死多尔衮,或者把多尔衮再赶往更北一些的方向。但是没曾想,五军都督府的调令根本就不是让两人带兵北上,而是命令两人带着正蓝旗和镶蓝旗经由好陈察哈尔西进,到凉卫卫之后再行南下。而且还不是一路直行南下,中间还要在察哈尔部南下,两个人带着几个亲兵入京面圣,之后还要在河套袄儿都司那里停留驻扎整训,为期三个月的集训期过后才能正式装备上火铳和火炮,然后携带这些装备南下赞善王驻地。大明在朵甘思宣慰司那里一共册封了八个王,分别是大宝法王﹑大乘法王﹑大慈法王和阐化王﹑护教王﹑赞善王﹑辅教王﹑阐教王。众封多建而统驭于朝廷的政策,在嘉靖年间来说都算是比较到位的,无论是法王还是地方王,都是受朝廷册封的,两个地区也算是比较稳定。但是后来,这两个地方的管理就慢慢的变了味了。倒不是法王和地方王开始作妖,而是和硕特汗国趁着大明没有精力顾着这边的时候开始作妖了。换言之,乌思藏宣慰司和朵甘思宣慰司虽然还在大明的治下,但是对于之前建奴在东边搞事情,万历年间又忙着三大征而无暇西顾,这两个地方实际上等于是接受了和硕特汗国的统治,表面上则是挂了一层大明属地的皮。如果是其他的皇帝,多半也就算了——反正地方还是大明的,本来就没有多少税收的破地方暂时随他去,先搞定了其他的问题再说。但是对于穿越过来的崇祯皇帝来说,这两个地方不彻底的握在手里就算是失败。难道还等着这些家伙们开始闹事了再开始处置?尤其是现在遍天下都找不到一个敢跟崇祯皇帝说个不字儿的大小国家,这种在地图上显得极为碍眼的存在就让崇祯皇帝无法忍受了。没说的,生死看淡,不服就干,直接让阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙去怼和硕特汗国就是了。反正这两个家伙的正蓝旗和镶蓝旗大部分兵力也都是骑兵,用来对付和硕特汗国这样儿的对手简直是再合适不过了。至于说给这两个家伙装备上火铳和火炮会不会带来什么麻烦的问题,崇祯皇帝就更不担心了。后世都他娘的快要凉了,这些败家玩意也没想着大力发展枪炮,连士兵的训练都不到位,现在给他们用用怎么了?而且不管是火铳还是火炮,都是极为依赖后勤的存在——炮弹和火铳弹丸停止供应之后,这些玩意还不见得有刀剑更有杀伤力一些,就算是比烧火棍也强不到哪儿去。一旦阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙有异心,直接断掉后勤供应,他们还能翻出多大的浪花出来?阿敏和莽古尔泰实在是没有想到自己两个人还有能走进大明京城的那一天。上一次来京城是跟着脑子抽疯的黄台吉来的,后来的下场不用多说了,损兵折将,元气大伤这些词就是为了那一次而准备的。这一次受到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,反而正大光明的进了京城,实在是令人唏嘘不已。对于入京之后的一系列流程,在入京之前就已经有专人讲过了,连入宫觐见崇祯皇帝的礼仪也有专门的太监过来教导过了。但是当两个人走进京城之后,还是忍不住被京城的繁华给惊呆了。原本在辽东的时候,沈阳做为建奴的都城,已经堪称是辽东第一大城了,就算是比之原来的辽阳城都差不到哪儿去。但是跟大明的京城比起来,简直就是天下与地下的差距。这种感觉,到两个入宫面圣的时候就达到了顶峰。紫禁城,这个大明帝国的心脏之所在,不像是大明宫和阿房宫一般占地无数,也不像是宋朝赵家的宫殿一般小巧玲珑。从伪元之时的大都城到成祖皇帝定都北京,紫禁城历经数百年的完善与扩建,不须看红墙,不须看碧玉琉璃瓦,只需要站在宫门前,便能体验到那种庄严与肃穆。大朝会的时间比较早,有资格参与的五品官员们三三两两的聚集在宫门前,等待着宫门大开的那一刻。阿敏和莽古尔泰身着二品武官服,跟着五军都督府的大头子朱纯臣身后,老老实实的一言不发,连大气都不敢喘。如果是在沈阳,宫门算得了什么,就算是在黄台吉的殿中,两个人吵吵闹闹的也不是一回两回了,硬顶黄台吉的事儿也不是没有干过。但是站在紫禁城的宫门前,再想想沈阳的那座伪宫,阿敏和莽古尔泰心中升起的只有可笑两个字。实在是太可笑了,荧火岂堪与皓月争辉?“啪”的一声鞭响,宫门处便传来一阵吱吱呀呀的声音,特意没有上油的宫门慢慢的大开。原本还在三三两两闲聊着的文武官员们皆是屏气凝神,排好了队列之后依次向着宫门内而去。从宫门到乾清宫的位置不近,一路之上尽是锦衣卫的大汉将军戴甲执枪而立,目光平视着前方,视文武百官如无物。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰心里清楚,别看这些大汉将军们跟摆设一样,可是一旦有人有任何异动,这些人手中的长枪就会毫不犹豫的戳下来,将人死死的钉在地上。除此之外,这坐皇宫里面的防卫也必然达到了一种可怕或者说变态的地步。到了乾清宫,群臣们鱼列而入,整理好了队伍之后,崇祯皇帝才在王承恩和方正化的陪伴下来到了殿中。崇祯皇帝走到龙椅之前,王承恩便扯着嗓子喊道:“陛下临朝,百官跪拜!”中气十足的声音回荡在殿中,百官们则是呼啦啦的跪倒一片:“吾皇万岁万岁万万岁!”百官礼毕,崇祯皇帝这才伸手虚扶道:“众爱卿平身。”随着王承恩那一声“百官有事早奏,无事退朝”的声音响起,温体仁身为内阁扛把子,当下便出班奏道:“启奏陛下,礼部与兵部接到辅教王的求救书信,请陛下御览。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,吩咐道:“呈上来。”王承恩躬身应了,从御阶之上下去,走到温体仁跟前后接过了奏章,转呈给了崇祯皇帝。跟在朱纯臣身后的阿敏和莽古尔泰暗中对视了一眼,暗道一声来了。自己两人接到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,时间大概在半个月之前,可是直到今天两人上朝,朝廷才接到辅教王的求救书信?这种事儿可能么?想想都知道其实必然有问题。影帝附体的崇祯皇帝展开奏章看了一会儿,冷哼一声之后便将奏章掷于地下,怒道:“和硕特汗欺朕太甚!”朱纯臣身为大明五军都督府的扛把子,当下便出班躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣五军都督府同样接到了辅教王的求救书信。臣以为,和硕特汗国不臣,当起大军伐之!”崇祯皇帝干脆从龙椅上站了起来:“佛朗机人侵占我大明吕宋故地,朕遣南海舰队伐之,一战而灭;荷兰人侵我台湾,朕遣东海舰队代之,一战而灭,夺其巴达维亚之地。今和硕特汗国不思报效,罔顾天恩,我大明自然要为辅教王等我大明臣子讨回一个公道!”一番怒喝之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光转向了朱纯臣:“成国公以为当遣何处大军以伐之?”朱纯臣闻言,躬身道:“启奏陛下,建州都指挥使爱新觉罗·阿敏与泰宁卫都指挥使爱新觉罗·莽古尔泰,可堪大任!”崇祯皇帝哦了一声后道:“阿敏与莽古尔泰何在?”该配合你的演出,我们尽力!阿敏与莽古尔泰当下便学着朱纯臣的样子,一起出班奏道:“奴才在!”一紧张,阿敏和莽古尔泰连最为熟悉的奴才两个字都冒出来了,至于宫中太监所教导的臣这个说法,早就忘到了脑后。王承恩的脸上一阵抽搐。看起来教导这两个混帐东西的小太监没有尽心,以至于这两个混帐东西连奴才两个字都冒了出来,万一惹得陛下大怒,这事儿必须得有人顶着!出乎于王承恩的预料,崇祯皇帝先是一愣,转而又呵呵笑道:“朕命两位爱卿率正蓝旗与镶蓝旗讨伐不臣,两位爱卿可有信心?”阿敏和莽古尔泰闻言,当即便单膝跪地,抱拳顿首道:“奴才必不负陛下厚望,定当提和硕特汗人头来见!”崇祯皇帝伸手虚扶了一下,这才开口道:“平身罢。朕给谁的,就是谁的,朕不给,谁也不能抢。和硕汗国不敬天朝,自寻死路,一切就交给两位爱卿了。”阿敏和莽古尔泰再次行礼之后才站了起来。崇祯皇帝这番话里的意思很明显,和硕特汗国这下子算是彻底完犊子了。而崇祯皇帝话里对于自己两人的敲打,阿敏和莽古尔泰也是心知肚明。敲打归敲打,像自己两个这样儿先阴了原先的主子又投降过来的,换成谁都得好生敲打一番。但是从另一个角度想,只要自己两个人心里不起什么其他的妖蛾子,像崇祯皇帝这样儿的雄主也不会对自己两个人下手。无他,看不上眼而已。等到阿敏和莽古尔泰回到了朱纯臣身后的队伍之中,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“诸位爱卿,可还有其他事情么?”温体仁出班道:“启奏陛下,如今我大明各地预备仓与常平仓皆已完备,然两京、山东、河南、陕西、山西诸地,预备仓已空,常平仓中粮食消耗过半。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,没有直接理会温体仁的问题,反而问道:“新明岛那边,现在如何了?”崇祯皇帝原本想的是新明岛那边会不会运了些粮食过来,自己再从别的地方划拉一些,这粮食总归是够用的。但是事实很快打脸——崇祯皇帝早就把新明岛给忘到了一边,原本负责在新明岛与大明之间转运物资的南海舰队现在忙着在非洲跟黑叔叔们捉迷藏,根本就没什么顾得上新明岛。如果不是这几年的时间里,朱聿键等人在新明岛上玩了命的开荒种地,又加大了对于农民的扶植力度,新明岛自己的粮食够不够吃都会是个问题。而现在新明岛上堆积如山的煤炭已经成了朱聿键等人的心病——没有人转运,单靠新明岛上的那几艘破船,运到下辈子也别想运完。至于崇祯皇帝后来搞出来的交通部,现在更是专注于陆地上面的问题,对于海上的交通运输根本就插不上手。原因很简单,大明造船方面都在向着新式的福船战舰使劲,根本就顾不上运输船的建造。交通部尚书张瑞图对此早就心生不满了——照这样儿下去,以后皇帝陛下怪罪下来,板子肯定会落在自己身上。而几次上书给崇祯皇帝,却又如同石沉大海,根本就没有个回信。听完张瑞图的抱怨,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“既然如此,便于登莱择地再建船厂,一应事务与人员配置,皆归交通部自理。”话说,自己这么才时间不管不问朱聿键那几个渣渣,他们是不是该乐的飞上天了?还有上次在南京就决定了再找几个藩王出来坑一波,是不是也该提上日程了?第557章接着坑藩王乌思藏宣慰思和朵甘思宣慰司这两个地方,换成后世的名字难免就会出一些问题,比如很有可能会遭到河蟹神兽的降维打击。但是在大明,这两个地方也就是两个普普通通的地方,根本就不存在什么降维打击的问题。理论上来说,直接调动当地和附近的大明卫所前去清场也不是不行,只不过这两个地方有些不可描述的存在,让崇祯皇帝一直心有顾虑。正好阿敏和莽古尔泰跳了出来,把这两个后世的主子爷给调过去处理那些不可描述的存在应该没什么问题了吧?毕竟都是主子嘛,奴才们还是不要参与这些破事儿的好。阿敏和莽古尔泰在接到五军都督府调令的时候是懵逼的。原本两个人想着的是带兵北上奴尔干都司去彻底怼死多尔衮,或者把多尔衮再赶往更北一些的方向。但是没曾想,五军都督府的调令根本就不是让两人带兵北上,而是命令两人带着正蓝旗和镶蓝旗经由好陈察哈尔西进,到凉卫卫之后再行南下。而且还不是一路直行南下,中间还要在察哈尔部南下,两个人带着几个亲兵入京面圣,之后还要在河套袄儿都司那里停留驻扎整训,为期三个月的集训期过后才能正式装备上火铳和火炮,然后携带这些装备南下赞善王驻地。大明在朵甘思宣慰司那里一共册封了八个王,分别是大宝法王﹑大乘法王﹑大慈法王和阐化王﹑护教王﹑赞善王﹑辅教王﹑阐教王。众封多建而统驭于朝廷的政策,在嘉靖年间来说都算是比较到位的,无论是法王还是地方王,都是受朝廷册封的,两个地区也算是比较稳定。但是后来,这两个地方的管理就慢慢的变了味了。倒不是法王和地方王开始作妖,而是和硕特汗国趁着大明没有精力顾着这边的时候开始作妖了。换言之,乌思藏宣慰司和朵甘思宣慰司虽然还在大明的治下,但是对于之前建奴在东边搞事情,万历年间又忙着三大征而无暇西顾,这两个地方实际上等于是接受了和硕特汗国的统治,表面上则是挂了一层大明属地的皮。如果是其他的皇帝,多半也就算了——反正地方还是大明的,本来就没有多少税收的破地方暂时随他去,先搞定了其他的问题再说。但是对于穿越过来的崇祯皇帝来说,这两个地方不彻底的握在手里就算是失败。难道还等着这些家伙们开始闹事了再开始处置?尤其是现在遍天下都找不到一个敢跟崇祯皇帝说个不字儿的大小国家,这种在地图上显得极为碍眼的存在就让崇祯皇帝无法忍受了。没说的,生死看淡,不服就干,直接让阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙去怼和硕特汗国就是了。反正这两个家伙的正蓝旗和镶蓝旗大部分兵力也都是骑兵,用来对付和硕特汗国这样儿的对手简直是再合适不过了。至于说给这两个家伙装备上火铳和火炮会不会带来什么麻烦的问题,崇祯皇帝就更不担心了。后世都他娘的快要凉了,这些败家玩意也没想着大力发展枪炮,连士兵的训练都不到位,现在给他们用用怎么了?而且不管是火铳还是火炮,都是极为依赖后勤的存在——炮弹和火铳弹丸停止供应之后,这些玩意还不见得有刀剑更有杀伤力一些,就算是比烧火棍也强不到哪儿去。一旦阿敏和莽古尔泰这两个家伙有异心,直接断掉后勤供应,他们还能翻出多大的浪花出来?阿敏和莽古尔泰实在是没有想到自己两个人还有能走进大明京城的那一天。上一次来京城是跟着脑子抽疯的黄台吉来的,后来的下场不用多说了,损兵折将,元气大伤这些词就是为了那一次而准备的。这一次受到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,反而正大光明的进了京城,实在是令人唏嘘不已。对于入京之后的一系列流程,在入京之前就已经有专人讲过了,连入宫觐见崇祯皇帝的礼仪也有专门的太监过来教导过了。但是当两个人走进京城之后,还是忍不住被京城的繁华给惊呆了。原本在辽东的时候,沈阳做为建奴的都城,已经堪称是辽东第一大城了,就算是比之原来的辽阳城都差不到哪儿去。但是跟大明的京城比起来,简直就是天下与地下的差距。这种感觉,到两个入宫面圣的时候就达到了顶峰。紫禁城,这个大明帝国的心脏之所在,不像是大明宫和阿房宫一般占地无数,也不像是宋朝赵家的宫殿一般小巧玲珑。从伪元之时的大都城到成祖皇帝定都北京,紫禁城历经数百年的完善与扩建,不须看红墙,不须看碧玉琉璃瓦,只需要站在宫门前,便能体验到那种庄严与肃穆。大朝会的时间比较早,有资格参与的五品官员们三三两两的聚集在宫门前,等待着宫门大开的那一刻。阿敏和莽古尔泰身着二品武官服,跟着五军都督府的大头子朱纯臣身后,老老实实的一言不发,连大气都不敢喘。如果是在沈阳,宫门算得了什么,就算是在黄台吉的殿中,两个人吵吵闹闹的也不是一回两回了,硬顶黄台吉的事儿也不是没有干过。但是站在紫禁城的宫门前,再想想沈阳的那座伪宫,阿敏和莽古尔泰心中升起的只有可笑两个字。实在是太可笑了,荧火岂堪与皓月争辉?“啪”的一声鞭响,宫门处便传来一阵吱吱呀呀的声音,特意没有上油的宫门慢慢的大开。原本还在三三两两闲聊着的文武官员们皆是屏气凝神,排好了队列之后依次向着宫门内而去。从宫门到乾清宫的位置不近,一路之上尽是锦衣卫的大汉将军戴甲执枪而立,目光平视着前方,视文武百官如无物。但是阿敏和莽古尔泰心里清楚,别看这些大汉将军们跟摆设一样,可是一旦有人有任何异动,这些人手中的长枪就会毫不犹豫的戳下来,将人死死的钉在地上。除此之外,这坐皇宫里面的防卫也必然达到了一种可怕或者说变态的地步。到了乾清宫,群臣们鱼列而入,整理好了队伍之后,崇祯皇帝才在王承恩和方正化的陪伴下来到了殿中。崇祯皇帝走到龙椅之前,王承恩便扯着嗓子喊道:“陛下临朝,百官跪拜!”中气十足的声音回荡在殿中,百官们则是呼啦啦的跪倒一片:“吾皇万岁万岁万万岁!”百官礼毕,崇祯皇帝这才伸手虚扶道:“众爱卿平身。”随着王承恩那一声“百官有事早奏,无事退朝”的声音响起,温体仁身为内阁扛把子,当下便出班奏道:“启奏陛下,礼部与兵部接到辅教王的求救书信,请陛下御览。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,吩咐道:“呈上来。”王承恩躬身应了,从御阶之上下去,走到温体仁跟前后接过了奏章,转呈给了崇祯皇帝。跟在朱纯臣身后的阿敏和莽古尔泰暗中对视了一眼,暗道一声来了。自己两人接到崇祯皇帝的旨意和五军都督府的调令,时间大概在半个月之前,可是直到今天两人上朝,朝廷才接到辅教王的求救书信?这种事儿可能么?想想都知道其实必然有问题。影帝附体的崇祯皇帝展开奏章看了一会儿,冷哼一声之后便将奏章掷于地下,怒道:“和硕特汗欺朕太甚!”朱纯臣身为大明五军都督府的扛把子,当下便出班躬身道:“启奏陛下,臣五军都督府同样接到了辅教王的求救书信。臣以为,和硕特汗国不臣,当起大军伐之!”崇祯皇帝干脆从龙椅上站了起来:“佛朗机人侵占我大明吕宋故地,朕遣南海舰队伐之,一战而灭;荷兰人侵我台湾,朕遣东海舰队代之,一战而灭,夺其巴达维亚之地。今和硕特汗国不思报效,罔顾天恩,我大明自然要为辅教王等我大明臣子讨回一个公道!”一番怒喝之后,崇祯皇帝又将目光转向了朱纯臣:“成国公以为当遣何处大军以伐之?”朱纯臣闻言,躬身道:“启奏陛下,建州都指挥使爱新觉罗·阿敏与泰宁卫都指挥使爱新觉罗·莽古尔泰,可堪大任!”崇祯皇帝哦了一声后道:“阿敏与莽古尔泰何在?”该配合你的演出,我们尽力!阿敏与莽古尔泰当下便学着朱纯臣的样子,一起出班奏道:“奴才在!”一紧张,阿敏和莽古尔泰连最为熟悉的奴才两个字都冒出来了,至于宫中太监所教导的臣这个说法,早就忘到了脑后。王承恩的脸上一阵抽搐。看起来教导这两个混帐东西的小太监没有尽心,以至于这两个混帐东西连奴才两个字都冒了出来,万一惹得陛下大怒,这事儿必须得有人顶着!出乎于王承恩的预料,崇祯皇帝先是一愣,转而又呵呵笑道:“朕命两位爱卿率正蓝旗与镶蓝旗讨伐不臣,两位爱卿可有信心?”阿敏和莽古尔泰闻言,当即便单膝跪地,抱拳顿首道:“奴才必不负陛下厚望,定当提和硕特汗人头来见!”崇祯皇帝伸手虚扶了一下,这才开口道:“平身罢。朕给谁的,就是谁的,朕不给,谁也不能抢。和硕汗国不敬天朝,自寻死路,一切就交给两位爱卿了。”阿敏和莽古尔泰再次行礼之后才站了起来。崇祯皇帝这番话里的意思很明显,和硕特汗国这下子算是彻底完犊子了。而崇祯皇帝话里对于自己两人的敲打,阿敏和莽古尔泰也是心知肚明。敲打归敲打,像自己两个这样儿先阴了原先的主子又投降过来的,换成谁都得好生敲打一番。但是从另一个角度想,只要自己两个人心里不起什么其他的妖蛾子,像崇祯皇帝这样儿的雄主也不会对自己两个人下手。无他,看不上眼而已。等到阿敏和莽古尔泰回到了朱纯臣身后的队伍之中,崇祯皇帝又接着道:“诸位爱卿,可还有其他事情么?”温体仁出班道:“启奏陛下,如今我大明各地预备仓与常平仓皆已完备,然两京、山东、河南、陕西、山西诸地,预备仓已空,常平仓中粮食消耗过半。”崇祯皇帝嗯了一声,没有直接理会温体仁的问题,反而问道:“新明岛那边,现在如何了?”崇祯皇帝原本想的是新明岛那边会不会运了些粮食过来,自己再从别的地方划拉一些,这粮食总归是够用的。但是事实很快打脸——崇祯皇帝早就把新明岛给忘到了一边,原本负责在新明岛与大明之间转运物资的南海舰队现在忙着在非洲跟黑叔叔们捉迷藏,根本就没什么顾得上新明岛。如果不是这几年的时间里,朱聿键等人在新明岛上玩了命的开荒种地,又加大了对于农民的扶植力度,新明岛自己的粮食够不够吃都会是个问题。而现在新明岛上堆积如山的煤炭已经成了朱聿键等人的心病——没有人转运,单靠新明岛上的那几艘破船,运到下辈子也别想运完。至于崇祯皇帝后来搞出来的交通部,现在更是专注于陆地上面的问题,对于海上的交通运输根本就插不上手。原因很简单,大明造船方面都在向着新式的福船战舰使劲,根本就顾不上运输船的建造。交通部尚书张瑞图对此早就心生不满了——照这样儿下去,以后皇帝陛下怪罪下来,板子肯定会落在自己身上。而几次上书给崇祯皇帝,却又如同石沉大海,根本就没有个回信。听完张瑞图的抱怨,崇祯皇帝才开口道:“既然如此,便于登莱择地再建船厂,一应事务与人员配置,皆归交通部自理。”话说,自己这么才时间不管不问朱聿键那几个渣渣,他们是不是该乐的飞上天了?还有上次在南京就决定了再找几个藩王出来坑一波,是不是也该提上日程了?第557章接着坑藩王崇祯皇帝很头疼,再一次的感觉当皇帝并不是自己想要的生活。每天除了要去后宫的几个妃子那里交公粮,还得面对朝堂上那些乱七八糟的破事儿。哪怕是东海舰队和南海舰队这两边都已经进入了消停期,崇祯皇帝也一样感觉头疼。眼看着秋闱就在眼前,怎么坑一坑这些粉嫩嫩的士子们?怎么挖几个听话好用还能办事儿的人出来?温体仁和施凤来这些家伙还有其他的几部尚书都已经算得上是高龄了,放在后世都已经妥妥的退居二线,现在这些家伙却硬撑着在朝堂上被自己支使。就连这些人里最小的一个洪承畴,也已经四十多岁,而担着铁道部的重担,让这一个四十多,应该算是正值壮年的铁道部尚书看起来跟五十多接近六十的老头子一样。就算是不考虑这些事儿,毕竟大明朝当官的人多,人才也不少,其他的事儿一样让崇祯皇帝头疼。比如阿敏和莽古尔泰。按照计划,这两个家伙手下的士卒已经完成了整训,可以向西边儿进发了。一理计划能够实现五军都督府那些个坏头顶流脓脚底生疮的家伙们原本的谋划,别说是朵甘思宣慰司和乌思藏宣慰司了,连李白的出生地都得重新回到大明的手里。受崇祯皇帝的影响或者说刺激,整个五军都督府现在没事儿就琢磨地图,看看哪里的蛮子们又不老实了,或者说又轮到哪个蛮子不老实了。然后大明就应该兴兵以伐无道,毁其贡献,焚其祖庙,绝其苗裔。再然后就是大家排排坐,分军功。这不是朕想要的生活!现在这些家伙都总想着捞军功打仗,没有人带着朕去!几次亲征之下,第563章全世界的爸爸。

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